LeeLeeAnna: @L0la_dUh the weekend of june 3rd?

susanagl: In my dream last night, Ozzy Osbourne hit one of my friends in the face with a snowball.

_NayIsBeautiful: #inmiddleschool @Ohshe_Jazzy use to be cake up with Kahlil lmao..still got a pic of yall.

patzanella: Hell Yes! RT @Fenzman: RT “@NHL: Yes or No? Tim Thomas with biggest save of #NHLPlayoffs. #BosTBL http://bit.ly/mgKFLy RT yes.

ws2912: Who,who? :D RT @CapricornsFacts:Your needs of affection will be corresponded by the loved person. Seize the moment#CapricornsFacts#Capricorn

KrissyNicole201: Im Tired Of The Usual

theformerhouse: RT @mattverso: I'm sorry, but this is the greatest notification window in the history of notification windows. http://i.imgur.com/IVUom.png

MuseMonsterGlam: I'm sure of my identity!

amelong: RT @agnng: Tired of being single? Praying meet cute girls/cute guys? Well stop praying, go buy ticket and come to @makassarFEST 28th may!

sarahthought: @GiulyDazzi23 helooo.... I'm trynna finish up this piece of work my sister gave me.... I cant concentrate. hahaha

SkyHighKhi_: Hopefully one of these MANY places I applied to today hire me.

Natalexevna: i just voted @HughLaurieBlues for Musician of the Month vote! http://faxo.com/t

michaelfromuk: Job ad to me: "Ideally you will be based out of Leeds but they would consider Berkshire for the right candidate." Super. In Nottm. Numpties.

LucyGS_JLS1D: RT @Josiestweet: @ollyofficial My mum sends u lots of love and kisses Olly. She really is your number 1 fan pmsl.

KeithPearce: Google approach to conversations with the Board: 4) why should I say yes? 5) what else are we not thinking of? #wawtr11

yoga_digest: Yoga prod alert - Atomic Balm Ointment: The Cramer Atomic Balm Ointment is a warm penetrating treatment of... http://tinyurl.com/43vbtpf

D_ann_G: hoping i have atleast 2 of 3 days off this weekend. i want to bbq

purplecait: RT @JaxFan57: @IngoRademacher Just read part of interview at @soapsindepthabc Nice to see that you continue to show class. I'm going to miss #Jax

jamiefickes: RT @DaveWachter: New Guns of Shadow Valley page is up today! http://bit.ly/jZmTYp

aseelbashraheel: Darn. RT @ZodiacFacts: As a #Capricorn, by putting off relationships and burying yourself in work, this form of ... http://tmi.me/aB1YH

SteMiranda: We can arrange that - http://yfrog.com/gychcavj RT @PaulPabst: @SteMiranda Feely is jacked up...Find me a Gramatica & I will pound him.

prateekjadhwani: RT @InspireUrLives: Sometimes, we distance ourselves from others because we need to find ourselves.

AliceVenus_: @LilChuckee 'thinking of you' is ma fave

Tasty_BrownSuga: By The End Of The Summer Ima Bb Whippin Yu Feel Me lol

ICSC_RECon: RT @graaskamp: Wisconsin real estate faculty and students are in Las Vegas this week at RECon 2011. If the results of ICSC's... http://fb.me/H257PvW0

Aint_iAwesome: This chick named Ashley in my class reminds me of Little Foot from the land before time

sound_on_sight: Box Office Grosses of DC and Marvel Comic Book Adaptations Which film do you think made more money? Sound On Sight http://t.co/5FD5cxB

JohanKlos: RT @Lifehacker: Impress your friends with this clever use: turn a pencil into a die of sorts for a board game or decision making. http://lifehac.kr/irTCBJ

andilax: So if you have a laaaaaaaaaaaaaaack of melanin, you will end up being an albino.

seeASHLewis: RT @InkBoiOfficial: #WeAllGotThatFriend that lies about 92% of everything. Hell yaaa

Hickory1961: @DavidCornDC It's easy to understand the Arabs in that area were on the wrong side of both world wars lost some land the winners made Israel

rossamcmahon: Interesting: group of solicitors challenged temporary move of a Wexford District Court as attack on right to earn living. http://url.ie/bipe

amarose80: Wind of changes??

bibbleco: RT @hellobuglers: Obama and Cameron hail US-UK relationship with rendition of 1980s Bill Medley-Jennifer Warnes duet '(I've Had) The Time Of My Life'.

_IDBC: No sign of Tyler Reks. He'll probably disappear for another year, avoid spring cleaning again and go back to Smackdown at the next draft.

jonbrittain: Dear Rupert Goold, my Dad usually dislikes theatre but he liked The Merchant of Venice, well done!

SpaceForKids: baby enzo benezet: my baby Enzo Benezet :3 barely 2 months old. having the hiccups and listening to his favorit... http://bit.ly/kJem7r

LifeAchievers: The Common Mindset Of Those That Succeed In Online Business...Or Anything! http://su.pr/71x0fU #homebusiness #in #Makemoneyonline #affiliate

i_wreak_havoc: @Morgan_OhYeaa but knowing you watch when I do come back I won't get a hold of you

wtfpatches_: @alokdecent the name of the song it's already funny, so yeah, with no context it really sounds funny haha

YeahSheLikedIt: #incollege some of the girls I knew, learned about waking up the inner hoe in themselves that was asleep!

JadenSmithUK: guys what do you think of? chinos and a halftop? but a white t-shirt underneath the halftop and white converse?

RonsWealthWorld: Tired Of Chasing Friends? We Can Show You How To Generate 50 - 100+ Leads A Day For YOUR Biz! http://bit.ly/dSi5Ga

iLoveHonor: What time u get out of school? @iam_mia

extra_cash_biz: RT @ewahm: MOMS of Southern Highlands helps build friendships for Las Vegas mothers: Being a mom, especially if you're a st... http://bit.ly/kFAseg

angel_leigh: Mubarak to be tried for deaths of protesters: http://bit.ly/j072Bm

ZXTOfficial: Have you ever heard of Zi Xiu Tang, Weight Loss Secret is revealed http://tiny.ly/vorz #Teamweightloss

TessaTalzowy: http://ind.pn/lGA9MV Odd Future - Introducing the unhinged heroes of hip-hop...

Pino_Dusty: The mother of all invention awards went to Christine Van Broeckhoven #Belgian workin on #Alzheimer ’s disease| euronews http://t.co/CuJdn0k

MegHMiller: RT @MichaelHyatt: A beautiful review of @IanCron’s new book by @SheliaMullican. You MUST read this book! http://mhyatt.us/mSFP3f

r___0: Lol at bitter Saudis commenting on the vid. Stay mad. Taste humiliation that was the creation of your bare hands.

medvitab: On Vaccines, Who Should Decide?: Consider the current approach of the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and thei... http://bit.ly/jTmlMg

MrCirocJackson: @blockboy900 damn. No lecture bruh cus u already kno my life contained of come ups for 3 years but hard work pays off. Trust me bruh

Meisou_AK: RT @jediduke: 空港での離着陸を長時間露光で撮影した例。カコイイーーっ！ / Long Exposure Night Photos of Airplanes Taking Off and Landing http://htn.to/chmeAD

OfficialDydy: IF @NICKIMINAJ NOTICE ME THAT WILL GREAT,I GOT PINK FRIDAY SHE'S ONE OF MY FAV SINGER,I LOVE HER MUSIC LIKE A BABY LOVES MILK! #iLoveNicki

jodeakin0918: @Jbatey1234..saw u on Tele mate and g8t pic of u with tuffers..miss ya mate. Jay.x

C_LO_is_reckles: @emac_ulate1 lol used to get reckless. Of course I always won tho

IGeeionKno: @22_peggysue yeah so what's the advantage of that?

leaham50: @MartinCloake @WindyCOYS I Understand, I also said that he was out of order, what I was trying to tell you that HR was livid, both wrong.

4caddie: RT @GolfSchupak: Not to belittle Tiger's $1 million donation but when you get $3 million appearance fee same hit to wallet as me buying 9 boxes of thin mints

f1lover75: RT @jack_wilshere: Of to do a photo shoot for #nike ......will upload some pictures later :) hope you all have a good day!

AdvanceTo: New studies examine app usability and manners of reading on the iPad http://bit.ly/jsFlyt #webdesign

geerdesNews: 2011 Midifile topseller: • 'Schatzi, schenk mir ein Foto' in style of 'Krause, Mickie' • 'A Night Like Th... http://sn.geerdes.de/mOBSy2

farazakhtar9: Hey! Graduate students the only thing you're a master of is wasting everyones time.

LynnMClarke: Check out my review of Brian Parsley http://t.co/pc8Yynn via @SpeakerWiki

parisplaceilove: Am missing a part of me

Godschild14: Procrastination is the thief of time

pacmotorcompany: Vw Phaeton will lose its W12 engine in favor of more efficient diesel powerplants: According to our sources it... http://bit.ly/jZYXFL

mynakedboobs: Cartoon: http://tumblr.com/xrs2nysxsm I'd like to see a forklift life a crate of forks... it'd be so damn literal yo... - Mitch Hedberg

sarahdietz1: Lol at the Reiss website for being down cos Kate Middleton wore one of their dresses...

DANCnBaller: I don't understand why people drink past the point of feeling #NYCE cause being hungover and gettin sick isn't fun

mamabear2679: RT @JanetVarney: How long til Bruckheimer just goes ahead & makes a plotless full length movie about lightning striking a dead tree in the middle of nowhere?

Utley4God: Since the rest of the team, opposing pitchers, etc were all the same so you can compare WP% and say we are worse with Ut @inthephilshouse

internetspecial: Retail City Focus: Bristol: ... on Park Street you can find the alternative independent clothing store My Yard, ... http://bit.ly/k3CRVt

al3xis00: Barnes & Noble launches touch-screen Nook for $139 (AP): AP - The lighter, slimmer, cheaper new version of ... http://bit.ly/kBIqOD

Plentyjenny: Is the lemon diet good for weight loss?: ... to sudden weight loss, the diet is devoid of the right balance of n... http://bit.ly/ieG6v0

LeslieTruong: Bus chronicles: 23-year-old dope seller tries to convince a homeless guy that dope is the way. His pregnant girlfriend barfs behind me.

Shazza_O: RT @ShaneReacti0n:" @ladygaga sits on her computer with a bottle of wine and tweets. I think I've found my soul mate."

LuckyLuchiiano: @dubdini87 @A_Da_King ===>@b_sav @robrai twitter tho lol???...def brother to brother puke in front of some neighbors tires lmao

judyandherbooty: which is a pulling of the frontward eye , my pupils are shaped like footballs instead of circles

SoDamnEpic: RT @idox_frenchyboy: I wish i could sit on a top of a moutain to look at the sun rise, every morning.

ownswag_Sharod: He 35 yrs old wearing spiderman draws standing in the screen door eating Graham crackers

GreenLightOLM: “Brick and mortar” businesses of all kinds are also using online strategies with impressive results.

NiallILoveYou: RT @OneDirectionBG: #imagine YOU: i wish i had a part of irish in me. NIALL: you are mine now, we share everything, you have part of me. *kisses your ForeHead*♥

projectzeroent: Kid Capri @kidcapri101 & DJ Hi C @GoDJHiC Masters of the Mix at Prime Weds at ROXY this weds! http://bit.ly/98zoPI

billstyll: RT @time: Harold Camping has rescheduled the end of the world for Oct. 21, 2011 | http://ti.me/lRPCuz (via @TIMENewsFeed)

PeekabooOwl: Please make a note of our Memorial Weekend hours. We'll be open this Saturday, May 28th from 10 am - 1 pm. We'll... http://fb.me/VATex52P

genah: I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me -- sign seen on front of NY bar

brianmccormick: @SoccerCTC Old article on testing & learning related to sports: http://developyourbballiq.com/testing-playing-games-as-a-means-to-learning/

Genefeur: RT @USDayofRage: Corporate campaign financing is a treasonous extortion of the peoples' democratic representation. #USDOR http://tl.gd/9p0adn

DefiningxBeauty: What kind of music do you listen tooo? — Old rock http://4ms.me/iPHNsG

jusjane53: RT @mnkybiz: @wallacejnichols is hosting a must see event of the year, if U luv the Ocean see the live stream event here http://www.mindandocean.org/

sade_guess_what: says not to let the scars of your past be painful reminders that rule your future.

sockrollHowTo: Compare the Cost and Time of Driving Versus Flying for Your Next Trip http://sockroll.com/fq5soe