MirabaiGrace: RT @rdonnalson: A Cool #Photo of #Stalactites in #Carlsbad #Cavern http://bit.ly/h7ZaSm #RT

SkorpeeoMonster: I'm definitely getting another laptop after my training in the fall. Refurbished technology is a waste of my tax refund money

brittanycalvin: RT @littlemalpalll: wants to reenact Romeo and Juliet with @BrittanyCalvin in the middle of town n the gazebo

MakeNewFriends1: Facebook Doings Mets to sell $200M stake in franchise to Einhorn: Mets In A Mess VIDEO PLAYLIST Mets In A ... http://tinyurl.com/3evvpew

natyooong: @BeingNir that because you are stay late every night and you always hide in the closet while others are taking shower 55555555 ;p

TyannaSemone: In a song she was tryna say algebra but said algebaaa. Lol wow but I like the song.. #NP one plus one.

MegRaeB: At some point in my life I would like to get foster kids, I had such a wonderful childhood I feel like I should pay it forward.

nadiaT2: RT @klprgroup: Jerry Wonda @princewonda dropped some serious jewels tonight. Thanks for tuning in:) Continue supporting, God bless. #WondaMusic #klprgroup

andacecay: that sudden burning sensation in my throat when i drink all the tapatio juice from my top ramen #nomz

Shanes2011: NRU report due in next 48hrs today Monday

taliaerg: Ain't no party in a sad sad city

DaveHamilton100: RT @wilhammer17: Proud of everyone in that room. We proved a ton of people wrong. What a run! #neverforgetthisgroup

neilprydebikes: RT @cyclingslopes: nice video in german about neilpryde alize bikes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUA3LfYFmO8&feature=related

Monicaaah_: RT @ayysian: The awkward moment when you drop something in a store and can't put it back properly, and you see the sales-assistant staring at you.

Fckit_ImUnique: Miami hasnt been in the lead since the first 3mins of the 1st qt lmao

JuliaAdair: Dog caught in tornado crawls home 3 weeks later http://huff.to/mAY2eA via @huffingtonpost

Still_ChelSi: @THE_DrAnderson Yep theres always something going on, you just gotta find it! lol The festival is always in forest park memorial wkend

mackenziebright: Storms in Atlanta are seriously delaying or potentially canceling my 3 day weekend plans. Next time, I'm driving.

itsmeMarieLee: RT @ayysian: The awkward moment when you drop something in a store and can't put it back properly, and you see the sales-assistant staring at you.

tranch13: RT @todayshow: Reminder: @Rihanna is live in concert on the @todayshow plaza tomorrow! #RihannaTODAY

FlowerAnna103: so many babies on this carriage! am i in heaven?! haha

chefbobsorensen: Gold's Gym partners with Cheeny Kum, becomes Mumbai's first to offer round-the ...: ... but the inches in a heal... http://bit.ly/iqEZr2

Jaleesah_BTE: erybody wildin on belushis tonight .. aint nobody gone be up in der but some little ass kids . yall souped up doeee . lol . JOKE

jaaaayd: Older sister just came to visit, hadn't seen her in months haha :')

spazaliscious: I just made an omelette with one brown egg and one white one. It feels like they're having a race riot in my stomach.

therevmountain: @Bern_Morley actually having them in a great big cafe quiche. But probably scrambled would have been my other feeling, today at least.

artfreak204: RT @SayNo2LilDicks: ＲＴ　ＩＦ　ＹＯＵ　ＷＥＲＥ　ＢＯＲＮ　ＩＮ １９８5，１９86, １９87，１９88，１９89，１９９0，１９９1，１９９2，１９９3，１９９4，１９９5, １９９6 ♥ (follow me & I'll give u 1000 followers)

Vendettatheband: Vendetta has a show coming up on 2011-05-28 at 19:00 @ Relay For Life in Coffs Harbour, NSW http://soc.li/U6OGO9d

tedditan: “@ItsThingsInLife: The best things in life are the unexpected; when you expect nothing there are no disappointments. #itsthingsinlife”

Ste1708_: @ddlovato please follow me I love you. your the reason why I believe in myself 50

cait_pesl: Morocco, what better place to wear your leopard print leather than the middle east? Ramona is going to get stoned in the streets. #RHoNY

PaulObsession: RT @MsAnnie26: Now all 3 of Jeremy's gfs have twitters @xoMalese @real_kaylaewell @KatGraham ..but no Jer.Steven needs to give in to Twitter already! Lol

SG_Mizzou15: RT @englishscope24: I also suggest a Navy Seals vs Westboro Baptist church Street fight in Joplin. #MizForJoplin #USAforJoplin #WorldforJoplin #GODFORJOPLIN

myguypaul: @ArsenioOFFICIAL I know...I keep yelling at the tv...put that thing back in your mouth! If the Bulls can't take care of him, Dallas better!

UptownJigg: RT @slinx525: Miami bout 2 take dis loss then gon end em in Miami, dey jus save em lol

megafoxyawesome: @d_TRIX well. Why is iconic boys in the finale? It should be phunk phenomenon and I am me. Not some 12 year olds.

BADandrewV: A birs in the hand is woryh tow in the bih

RJacobT67: @robdelaney dude, why are male pigs cawk shaped like a corkscrew? So they can crack right in a sow and not feel guilty about it.

krensaji: I don't wanna be in love alone

MINDLESSYANAJ: RT @LadiesLoveSTAR_ i got ONE dimple in my face.. #random

lukerrogers: Presumably homeless dude in amazing patchwork overalls, dancing to MTB cover http://t.co/1xqU4oH

DougheadWaymon: lol…wow…u aint dark enough to look african…u team brown skin foo…but me on the other hand…all i need is a fake accent and BAM…in swahilian!

mrqbama: What's good fam RT @BigJoshDaZooBoy aint hear 4rum mi son son @mrqbama in ah gud lil min

BrandonBriscoe: RT @chicagobulls: Thomas seems to have found the weak spot in the Miami "everybody guard Rose" D. Two corner jumpers for Thomas

chrisarrant: weird: there's now 3 comic stores in my small town of panama city

Natalia_Granado: "@dondonboi: yoo people really crave for taco bell like there isnt 60% play-doh in it" << *barfs*

iKissedHiminNYC: don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful

brandennn: Turn up the lights in here, baby. Extra bright, I want y'all to see this.

dirtynine: Sucks when you're like, [rejection] "Don't bring that sh*t to MY house!" & then you realize you're on a basketball court in a public park.

JusCallMe_DB: Time to squashh the beef witt the "kidd" in person #smhh

THEJustinLogan: RT @Big12Conference: We head to the 9th inning in OKC, @aggie_baseball leads @kstatesports 3-1. #TAMU's MIchael Wacha looking good tonight: 8 IP, 1 ER, 7K, 0 BB

TheShotzHD: @I2obot Hello Mr. Buckingham! :D I think I'll start using twitter more. I can be in contact with you and Osaze more :p

StephaniePradoo: Me and my boys went out just to end up in misery(8)

Nike_Odor: i havent "indulged" in 14 days, ive been drinkin ALOT of water, will i pass the test?

raymondsmalley: Kurt Thomas hasn't performed this well since that afternoon where someone told him in pregame that KT was outstanding in #Spartacus

PeaceandCoolZ: Im losing hope in this game.

GaryLozann: Make New Friends Mets to sell $200M stake in franchise to Einhorn: Mets In A Mess VIDEO PLAYLIST Mets In A... http://tinyurl.com/3evvpew

imccain: Packers to receive championship rings in @LambeauField June 16 ceremony. http://su.pr/1c4KE0

OnlyYouShawtyxD: #BieberFact Justin became the first artist to have all the songs from a single album to chart in the U.S Hot 100.

darren_88x: RT @ihatequotes: When you love someone, don't expect s/he to love you back exactly in the same capacity. One would be giving more, others might felt less.

Ayo_Gruda: RT @theonly_izzo @Ayo_Gruda lol im watching this game in cent man -- lol #teamHeat what u doin later?

757DiMPLeZ: Say word!!! Ohh isshh ima b working but hit me up LP B! RT @UpToWn_AV: @757DiMPLeZ be there in the A.M.

babyygirl1870: "@BrownIndianGirl: I DO NOT look in other people's mouth when they talk. I will notice their teeth, but everything else in there, no." lol

Itsmesahibanovi: new Profil Pic @westlifemusic in twitter http://twitpic.com/52zno0

sitintinako: RT @idesirequotes: It's sad when you scroll through all the numbers in your phone, & realize there is no one who will ever understand. #IDQ (d)

ChrisWPhoto: @DavidDCain thank you so much for the support! :) would so love to meet you in Winnipeg! Definitely looking forward to the Canadian stage.

eliphanteli: K walking in the rain is my new favorite thing ever.

PrimieLarsen: finished creating a piece of experanza's hairstyle during journey to djajusman hall, i'm about to make arswendo's beat faster in seconds...

JanaiSuGoi: Washed my hair & went in the hair dryer,so my hair is good right now~ x3 also got this treatment stuff

ByrdTheBank: #HighHopes is in need of a graphic designer to help assist with production. This positions pays. $$$

Kfreshness: 76% win rate with Irelia in ranked, not to shabby #leagueoflegends

ClapForMyTweets: #atWHS if you play sports or are in Magnet, you never need a pass in the hallway.

NYCGold1: Must-Have Methods for Trading and Investing in the Gold Market http://tiny.ly/hESD

SwineFluTicker: Tracking Swine Flu Virus in Pigs Reveals Mutations - iVillage: THURSDAY, May 26 (HealthDay News) -- Changes in t... http://bit.ly/msXCfq

jeromebrianth: @ricaperalejo hallelujah..it will come to pass soon..in the name of Yahshua Hamashiach..

LoveStainedRose: But unfortunately we lost in the 2nd round of playoffs today. ); -sob- WHY??? D:

Porshakatie: I just took "I saw that he stood on the balcony and it was..." and got: part 5 Did you know about this? ! Try it: http://tinyurl.com/3otdnus

ewatson524: RT @will_hurt: S/o to the TC baseball team. Great game. Good luck in regions.

Keda_Twizzlr: @SwaveyCaprice @Tyga hee aint youuu in my @chrisbrown voice @Tyga yourr #beautifulpeople. ha ha *gotcha ass* frm crowd

RKO_UNIT: @troydan Loooooooooool you're right...he only had 4 mins in the 1st Q....Chalmers took over since Lolololol

lee_pannell: Wow, just got 4 crazy texts from 4 different friends in the span of a minute. #therereallyissomethinginthewatertonight #3good1notsogood

AdheeAndriann: 17700 Just for you in TimeLine :)

_Rizaa: I feel like bursting out in tears and crying myself to sleep :^(

Leessa3: Just wondering...in Mexico, do you have to press '1' for Spanish?

FuckLeBitch: Big Kurt hit the mat like he was in the WWE

bieberfeverx33: RT @feverthebiebs: #imagine *you are singing its a party in the USA then justin came in saying* justin: no no.. its gonna be a party in your bed *winks*

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francinekissow: @gioprivado Yep! I saw it! How much yung wings dyan? Gusto ko rin makita yung glow in the dark!

Julie26j: RT @Oprah_World: The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. -Audrey Hepburn

camis2music: @jamesbvalentine vacation time in Brazil, Rio de Janeiro! How about that? :)

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ioannamaragouu: RT @chicagobulls: Thomas seems to have found the weak spot in the Miami "everybody guard Rose" D. Two corner jumpers for Thomas

sarahrizy: I like proper punctuation and grammar in my texts, tweets and on Facebook.