SarahRileyShoes: @Tim_Phin Jealous. Have one for me...okay two!

c_colobro: I got my drink & my two-step. #Itson

AshaV: RT @piersmorgan: Jay Leno to me in dressing room: 'Two types of people in life - those who ask 'is it cold?' and those who scream 'shut the f***ing window!'

Dblp1: @ElishaKrauss if @DavidLimbaugh is too busy to come on the radio, buy his books 'specially the last two

BRKeogh: Two things I have to stop doing for a month or so: 1) Buying videogames. 2) Pitching articles about videogames.

_Paulitha_: I favorited a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/KpCcJY-rJSs?a Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know

halleysocean: Staphylococcus aureus and Escherichia coli....my two work friends... http://yfrog.com/h8utgcdj

GerlaineTalk: There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. –Einstein

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ARRodrigues50: Prom 2011 - Marissa went with two friends. Heading out to pick them up and bring them to after prom http://t.co/TBAnuD3 http://t.co/rb1PxwT

_ilyLOSO: RT @Loso_Vuitton: "@_Str8Killaaa: From What I've Seen @Loso_Vuitton & @RozayRaww Are Two Of The Best Boyfriends To Their Gf's." RT Tho!

NikaDanielle: @ChayCredible man they not! I aM Me & Phunk Phenomenon in the bottom two WTF

Domo_LilDrizzy: I just Get Behind Her..Two Tail Lights..I Hope You Not Exhausted...Two Tail Pipes.

juiceboxman69: @Solo_Sk8r its the best two day trip ever

SparkleJewelz: @EisleyJacobs I have been waiting for this trip for TWO YEARS! FINALLY!

mybodyisacage75: Wtf! Why are they in the final two?

JusBnShayB: Can't wait til Sat to spend the day wit KV and Zay not often I can spend time with those two together on the weekend

Tres_Me: Geminis are two faced

Beautfulsavage: Two Is Better Than One <3

DeezNutzNuNu: These two lil old ladies... I'm thinking they want unsweetened iced tea... One orders scotch on the rocks and the other a vodka tonic 0_o

nikkimynutz: hangover part two wif @jilltoddder and mar!!! #cantwait

sladescript: Two-hour run immediately after a froyo happy hour with the coworkers...not my brightest idea

CassieEP24: Only had twitter two days and im already addicted.

SoWhatBiteME: I'm not saying I'm better than Candace but me and her do two different things in life.

VRNetwork: Two-Up, Stabillity When Stopping: Vision-Rider DannyB posted: I thought it was just me. You all are encouraging!... http://bit.ly/kETclI

torihanna: Its cold I turned my heat off two weeks ago & im not turning it on!!!

ayruiz: @kellierasberry Just stood in line behind a woman at a Kroger. I had a gallon of milk, she had two buggies full of food; didn't let me pass.

heyyouracutie: Also, do i need two air brush kits? i mean, really! time to purge.

jdbmysexyninja: I just took "My Two Year Old Daughter Got Lost And Ended Up..." and got: Part 8 - No one knows what it's like.! Try it: http://bit.ly/iLSaH5

treka_vavaVoom: Haven't ate dinner in two days , cereal again : )

NewDil4EVER: They got those TWO little tapping flippers... http://tiny.cc/j40wt

escents: @Jacqui_macneill still on tarmac should have been two hours into our 9 hour flight to Istanbul

ravynlambkin: hangover two !!

winchester_713: For some reason, after not writing anything of the creative sort for nearly two years, I had a random spur of inspiration while at work.

SheNeverSlept: Wow, I sort of suspected those two who just floundered on the floor. Henry thinks it's Cushings char. He may be right! #SNSCushingBirthday

Aubreebree: I swear I just saw two koi fish kiss. It was adorable.

LikeAHawkStar: two hours of blackjack at riverside and I come out $5 ahead. don't know whether to feel good or pissed.

_Paulitha_: I liked a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/KpCcJY-rJSs?a Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know

goldigger1979: Constantly amaze at the father of two still have tricks up his sleeve like he is 18

cammm6: @A_Holland3 I'm not even wasting my time with you two. Drama drama, leave it to the girls

lexb03: Being IN love && loving someone are two different things . When are people gonna relize this.?

YounnqqBreezzy: - off , text mee ! gqoinqq two L.A ineed a textinq buddiee , for thee roadd ! Hit mee upp 623-505-8496 !

shannonhan: @taylorth7 one page per two hours? i average half a page every 2 days haha

mackenziesaurXD: That akward moment when you go in your parents room to use the bathroom and you can here your brother going number two in the other bathroom

NarrativeArtist: @andersoncooper HELLO...WAKE UP! I've been tweeting you for two months. Nobody sees or talks about the women. They r insignificant even 2 u.

DMarieMiller: I was mad at the last two year winners but this year i will be happy with whomever wins!

AEM2: @iamjdub So, it happens. It's annoying, but you have two choices. You can get ranty about it, therefore frustrated, etc., or you can ...

Blaze_of_ck: I hate your twitcon and the two guys I'n it are gay ! @CAM_KC

ShaliniSweetie_: They have to dougie and do two other thingys

Ant_Allen: @TyrodTaylor I got two of em for ya already

RebelAndTheCity: "@KevinGetem: You're like a penny. Two-faced and worthless."

HazelLawhorn492: gorgeous fairy Holly - Congrats to Laura & Nick on the safe arrival of Keira - and to think two days earlier you

GibbsRules: @redrumwelding @geeamouse Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1st way they never notice you; 2nd way they only notice you. #ncis

CBELL28: I AM A SINGLE MOTHER IN "TWO" SCHOOLS AND IN THE PROCESS OF TRYING TO START MY OWN BUSINESS...YET HAVING TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS!!

tika_bruno: RT @Official_IBMR: RT @Official_IBMR: #BRUNOfact Bruno Mars got his first tattoo at age 19 but got it covered up two years later.

GibbsRules: @cathyjones36 @pauleyp Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1st way they never notice you; 2nd way they only notice you. #ncis

kennedyisbossxD: @beckababycakes it takes two seconds and it's over . legit

beautifulenPAID: Tonight , ima have a date with some kush & my ipod cause those two things never let me down

BTRinmyheart: @SkyRusher92 can u customize these two pics and with my name plz http://t.co/AjXPOYW http://t.co/Pi06Tlh

GibbsRules: @shadowsfiction @mrquincyadams Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1st way they never notice you; 2nd way they only notice you. #ncis

mcfemtp: Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis: Between Two Ferns : theCHIVE http://t.co/aBwXw6E

DylanWood71: @SportsXL True except the rest of our team average is terrible. Unfortunately it takes more than two guys win games.

xJerbear: My day summed up in two words: dude what?

GibbsRules: @glamorousangel @ncislin Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1st way they never notice you; 2nd way they only notice you. #ncis

Blueluvr7: Last day of schooll! I'll miss you two the most!:(

GibbsRules: @geraldworld @imprezarose Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1st way they never notice you; 2nd way they only notice you. #ncis

BieberShawty295: I just took "*Season 1* You and Justin have been best friends since you were l..." and got: Part 12 **WHAT?!**! Try it: http://bit.ly/mryDtu

GibbsRules: @bjohns4818 @buka163090 Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1st way they never notice you; 2nd way they only notice you. #ncis

vbotti: Hangover two

LainsaMains: Mmm, I had two Hershey's chocolate drops left from Tuesday, and they were just what I needed for my sweet tooth.

MzStarrDiva: RT @girldictionary: A great relationship is about two main things. First, find out the similarities. Second, respect the differences.

tommygiff: @jacobw91 Soo screwed, been revising expecting two questions; just found out an hour ago that there's three! :/

BatsFrightenMe: @thirdandbest (IP) *shakes head* No, Tim it doesn't bother me at all.

TenBang: Honestly, I've given up on America's Best Dance Crew... Phunk Phenom and I.aM.mE deserved to be in the top two.

allpinasnews: 2011myfoxla: Climbers Die, Injured On Mount McKinley: Two climbers died and two others were seriously injured in... http://bit.ly/kET8Vd

liebejasmine: Skipping two-a-days #cheerleadingmemories

Weinberg_for_PM: @oscarparkville True that. But man could I go for a Double Two short right about now...

ittybritty16: i hope my hair turns out... guess next time i'll get two boxes of hair dye.. damn thi...: http://yearbook.com/a/1bcpsh

allpinasnews: 2011myfoxla: Two Killed As Storms Lash Atlanta: Two people were killed Thursday as heavy weather lashing Atlanta... http://bit.ly/jdb6hK

DeshaunW: RT @oneDARKalbino: only two of the blood homies get passes @jakebytchk & @hopoffmascrotum

QUEENPEN5: RT @MSENVY: Shout out 2 my two dear friends @QUEENPEN5 & @LilCease.. Man I love & respect you guys very much. -MsEnvy

jeremy_li: RT @ReynoldsSBN: In the past two weeks I have seen two families try to console sports fans. I have no idea how they do it. Absolutely amazing.

BaseballGenie: I just took "Season two: Your Ry Good's daughter and Justin Biebers best friend. But be..." and got: Chapter 6! Try it: http://bit.ly/ivcTUA

gotdemons2fight: Two step two step two step two step two step RT @soymia Let me see that fancy footwork.

_JayRobisCool27: @KeishaMaleisha i love her soo much. She's Made a great comeback after two yrs of waiting.

diyana1104: A glimpse of heaven: I made two trips to the greenhouse to get this season's flower garden and flower boxes put ... http://bit.ly/kR0fnd

MommaDADE: @XavierIScool @IbrowzInc how do YOU two know each other????