officertrubshaw: @gracedent but does the toby carvery breakfast deck have an omelet station? #themostobscureuseofthewordstation

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VirginMadi: !!!!! RT @YE_Ali the ugliest girls have the prettiest twitter names..bless their hearts

WomenOfthe_Hour: coleman stop twetting . An find that album niglet

Savannah_Groh: Just got home from school 'bout an hour ago. Sorry, been busy.

KaptaIn_MORGAN2: @HappiFaceStace thats why im at tsu now lol ive always wanted to go to an HBCU. 4yrs here and 1-2yrs at a white institution

LucyBabeeyyx: RT @OhMyBieberfact: #bieberfact Justin said he would love to have had an older sibling to turn to for advice

sjcl0307: 2 mi walk this morning...now an hour of pilates and an hour of kickboxing. But how will this help me jump over a ring of fire? #warriordash

CRMaturine: An 'X' after each text? Really? gay..

polo_ed: @boujieBritt u prolli using it rite now 

mastermindsgrps: Using Mastermind Groups as a List Building Resource http://bit.ly/eWGhVt #masterminds

toomuchmary: @PocketVolcano She seems like an attention whore imo. If she's not on the road with him anymore, she was probably driving him nuts. lol

akhorn: THIS IS MY HOMETOWN! #proud @MeowlyHowl: that's an old man riding a lawn mower down the sidewalk downtown. #chickasha http://t.co/8g1u6dU

gilesnelson: RT @drjohnbates: Hopefully weather will hold to make dinner w some top peeps -> at least you won't be risking an ash crash.

TommyJH4: Comic book guy from The Simpson makes an appearance in The Cleveland Show...wooo (: #WorstCameoEver

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134pmoneybagz: RT @prettyANDgritty Back up off my wife prince or an ass whoopin will be in order , that is all lol. @134pmoneybagz @MsKickRocs lol

Trigs_World: A mere question sends folks into an uproar! Oh sat down n chillax! Idgaf about the hoopla... #CarryOn

chrispirillo: How to Calm an Anxious Dog http://bit.ly/jRHhCC

BatsFoMJ: @shesLBoogie eh well then it's whatever. I still hate him and dont care for him as a person or an artist

Buttapecanpr23: ppl are always going to talk trash bout ppl who are not here 2 defend themselves.Aaliyah was an amazing and they need stop @neisharochelle

crowca817: @BLOEWENSTERN Brett, ur so beautiful! U really are an angel to all of us #RedApples. Ur an inspiring, caring & sweet person & we love you <3

mrlippman: @georgelopez i read about you in billboard and see you guys want an AMAZING LIVE PERFORMANCE have you checked out @newkingdom or @endway??

kera_ray: #Incollege Da ones who yu thought was yur friends switch up on yu in a blink of an eye

SabziieBabiie: This Dance Theory Is Gonna Take The Piss Soon, Yet I'm Happy I'm An A In It. :') x

iHeartJSmithh: I spy...a hottie with an iphone♥ http://twitpic.com/52280b

LexyTNelson: I'm not crazy, I'm just an enthusiastic winner! :)

edbertin: Just reported a jam on Av. Pres. Arthur Bernardes, Curitiba, http://bit.ly/m9dXxr using @waze - Social GPS.

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GSharpe: @fishiwan Scottish gayboys are easy. Give them an accent and they'll give you plenty.

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iBri_CeeMiiNEWB: anyone gots some numbers me an @N30N_Pisces can prank call??

quiinAttitude: @ste_fana1 sit der n b using d S word. chief of party dey search. he wants u 2 b d new executive assistant aka secretary. #lmao

HmmWildCherry2: @Talmasca *nods* I'm still waiting for the defense to address the duct tape. Why was that put on Caylee if it was an accident?

EssentialBolu: RT @iamkjv: @temite No. Nothing is wrong with an interactive session to brainstorm with d youth. It's when it turned out less interactive that I worry.

Bfarr12: Having an fyeah tumblr is lot more work to keep up with than you'd think..

Kabenza: excellent day at Mapei HQ, lots of new products with huge potential. Great to put faces to names on the forum too.... http://fb.me/VsLFTB4M

ustelemedicine: Basically, regular exercise is not enough to counteract an otherwise sedentary lifestyle.

woshixiongmao: @geektothechic @SamRSparrow @elenicashell @jelvesie @learice ooo I should be able to get from Hampstead to Liverpool St in an hour!

QANTAS_UK: @IAmTheAshCloud I'll speak to Mr Joyce about that - how about an upgrade for MIL next time #cantpromiseanything

Lheff22: Tupac had an account at Oppenheimer. Good enough for him good enough for me! #lovethisjob

LeeLee_TWx: @MrPeterAndre I think your such an inspiration and such an amazing dad to your kids,your JR makes me laugh everytime I watch the show :) x

TomFerda: @PJFoleyExaminer Rather have an LFL team, more fun to cover.

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LindsayC_21: Payday Loans90 Names Payday Loan Ranger as a Potential Acquisition Target: The team had Payday Loan90 is here to... http://bit.ly/ixgVtY

AverageDaZZ: Wow note to self - don't have an opinion on someone else's views - you will get crapped on by their fanboys LMAO

lvgolfblogger: Golf Week.Com Azinger, 4 others withdraw from Senior PGA: Paul Azinger, who captained the U.S. to an emotional... http://bit.ly/mCU2KG

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littledecoy_: you've never been so used , as i'm using you , abusing yu , my @littledecoy_

Mental_Stylista: #Fact Im like an Angel or something, so be careful how you treat me.

joemommasdaddy0: I just seen a hate crime right now at an elementary school. Hahaha it was like a cartoon. Kids these day

kaityxx: @luvxisxlikexfia at least an hour :/

TexaSportsBeat: Azinger, 4 others withdraw from Senior PGA\n: Paul Azinger, who captained the U.S. to an emotional Ryder Cup w... http://bit.ly/mCU2KG

djasunny: I want cupcakes.... I wish I could make food appear out of thin air. Wouldn't that be an awesome superpower.

relaygb: Green Belt Relay. great event. Great organisation. So why did I get lost on Day 2 so that I ran an extra mile... http://fb.me/tSd9gj6S

IDGAF_I2Real: #incollege tights and a shirt is an indication she bout to get it in

UntoldEnt: The Green With Envy trailer takes an incredible turn from "Worst Movie Ever" to "Oh HELL Yeah": http://bit.ly/kTh7Fw

myfriendamy: @simplecrazy8810 Okay tell me why you think it's not an abusive relationship @GGWriters

sariyafh: Styled my profile with a sweet theme using Themeleon by @COLOURlovers http://clrlv.rs/newthemeleon Love it?

rayt94: Azinger, 4 others withdraw from Senior PGA: Paul Azinger, who captained the U.S. to an emotional Ryder Cup win... http://bit.ly/mCU2KG

Karolinebxgu: If you can't say something nice then... become an art critic :-)

CHERISEjellypop: @CharlotteCad28 yee i want to go to the cinema still :D, i will ask, an what's on? Xx

Warbilicious: RT @RT_JaymaMays: Okay I'm signing off for the afternoon. Got some cleaning to do, however not to an Emma-like standard! I hope you guys enjoy the episode...

edwardboches: @PatsMc There is an api call for that feature, probably easy for @instagrid to add I just sent their dev team an email, will let u know

bnjmnwood: @SteveBrandonOTT @Zipca is an alternative, they have a good physical disk system!

Nour94m: What to do in an exam you've already failed: Stand on the desk and start singing "I believe i can flyyy, i believe i can touch the skyyy--".

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OMGKALINNA: RT @ClaudeKelly: its amazing, ppl made Rebecca Black an overnight sensation 4 that CRAP, but Beyonce shows TRUE artistry on stage and ppl wanna diminish it

DShadeAE: I'm Using Some @Outlaw13thAQW Magic Touch to make my Scythe :D

Jamilee_Pflug: just walked around barnes and noble for over an hour and left with nothing.. should've done some research on some good reads before going

lilycolemusic: My brother has just text me saying " where are you, I want my tea" at quater past ten when I won't be home till like 2, he's such an iddiot!

Dat_Dude_Bruce: RT @Kizzi_89: #Incollege I honestly became an alcoholic

BambooBangaSk8r: So glad my hubby is an understanding man :) @ksmoov87

Dube0stic_Type: @BarbieSoPretty aaaye lol good lookin next time we have another you def gettin an invite

lifeistwisted92: RT @Barbie_Minaj_: @NICKIMINAJ Still I rise, Tells all them haters that they deffinatley dont phase you! Its an AMAZING song.So proud of you HB!Xo

FreddyWanKenobi: Kyle you are an idiot! NASCAR star cited for going 83 mph over the speed limit http://ow.ly/528gg

RastaaDezQ: My first semester #incollege I flunked an it was sum bs I'm not goin back.

LaVonndra: Swear everything is an event in my life *shruggs*

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