1WAYoneway: “@DJSKYWALKER901: @1WAYoneway whats good big bruh?”---u already no wit I'm on.. U n da east.

LanaTheStylist: I'm on the way to Georgia Power..who wants their bill paid?

FeelDaMusiQ: She had 2nds RT @Browncharmalu: Ingxavungxavu yodwa, let me tell thobile not to eat dat as we have a date on friday.

DJIKEGDA: RT @XSTROLOGY: #Capricorn are so strong and passionate on the inside, they can surprise lovers who only saw the cool, calm exterior

conversionation: @gregghoulden Oh, now you're tweeting "classics"? There's a good ABBA video on YouTube.

CandyShepherd: RT @RealMenTalk: Real men are loyal & faithful. They're able to focus their attention on one women, even with distractions. #RMQ

LuhLuhLucas: RT @JiveMusic: Don't miss @BritneySpears tonight on @JimmyKimmel performing "Big Fat Bass"!

IamStarkiller: RT @realtalibkweli: I saw Thor last night. From now on whenever I receive a tasty beverage I will smash my cup on the ground and demand another!

blessedyouthENT: STYLO G TALKS TO DJ DUBL ON S.STAR TV http://tinyurl.com/3wkw47k

SergioFleck: "@Kassibabyyy: I creep on boys walking from tacobell. #creepertweet!" Hahahha.

maseratiwill215: @HoodSlickFamous saved me a lot of $ on that iphone..I owe u one bra.

CamilleBurke: #incollege ; i was stoned on quite a few occasions.

ALSOMC: Twitter family!!!! We Just Released That 'Dreams Money Cant Buy' On Http://www.iPUSHMedia.Net !!!! Bloggers Gon Jump On That ASAP!!

quacksayscara: LMAO FRIDAY ON GLEE, REBECCA BLACK MUST BE SO PROUD

LICK4HER: played a song Heartless by KanYe West on @myspace http://lnk.ms/FdzZ8

ycarlisle156: Twitter has been froze on my phone for like the past week so when I go on on my bb, it looks like everyones abandoned apart from me #loner

IHateBriRenee: This Boy Daddy Trying To Hard! He Talking For His Son. Umm I'm Good On That.

SYDsuperBAD: @DJDnasty317 needs to thank me for teachin him how to make mixes on pc . Lol .

TDB9000: FINN: "ms. Cow, stop wearing a bag on your utter! You live in the forest. You're beautiful girl! Just let it hang loose!!" *takes bag off*

_AliaAS: RT @MaryoomaAK: RT @YazOwChi: I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.

GabrielleGopie: I have pot noodle drops on my keyboard now that's #nasty

xElisaaax: #HBOmoments --> I have spent: 19.9 hours on Twitter! See how much you have: http://goo.gl/CgWvZ#64

boldbravefree: RT @DanGarodnick: Congratulations to the Whitney on its groundbreaking today on Gansevoort Street. A great occasion for a very important NYC institution.

peadizzle: @LizzyLako look on fb then ahaha the hell!

necey3x00: Bettah to let thingss go then to keep holdin on to them !

xBUBBLEZx: @WalkOnWater911 wake up you lazy ass! How r u ever gonna wake up on time if u can't wake up bow #fail

GuillesMood: #beybrit #beybrit #beybrit #beybrit #beybrit RT if you want @beyonce and @britneyspears on a song together! #incollege

HWheldon: @BaileyEbaugh Oh I completely forgot. No going to be at the track on Friday.

Noir127: Tmobile plans so competitively priced! http://j.mp/m4ufW9

leithliterary: Bet most writers don't know about at least 2 of these! RT @janefriedman 3 publishing trends writers must stay on top of http://bit.ly/iDS9ps

Lucasfrn: RT @JiveMusic: Don't miss @BritneySpears tonight on @JimmyKimmel performing "Big Fat Bass"!

rueby_v: @THymnz go to twitpic.com, sign in with ur twitter info, click on "upload a pic" or w/e.. then it's pretty easy from there.

saraahr1: This teachers thinks I'm on crack

cockyandfine: Pops grillin sum chicken on da grill o yes its a kill

FukWrongWitBaby: Lol yes RT @NevaDryRo #InHighSchool The beach was on SWOLE during FCAT !! #skipdayz

Pyoure: @drinkFLAV @FullBellyMedia is looking for upstart companies wanting extra exposure nationally while we're on our... http://fb.me/suePZ7Nb

prinliss: I realize I waste a lot of time... I think I seek out stuff to "waste time on" however I enjoy doing this "stuff" is it a waste of time?

nyeshakelishe: “@ICanOnlyBNai: I knew I could count on u!!!! Lol” yep, we can hop all over da place! Smh

doctormagnae: I'm on fire~ right now... \^^/ Keep spirit~ (ahh, wish someone could send me caffein)

thinkthere4iam: @FactoryFluency just friended u on FB u can check out some of my poetry in my notes....but i will google let's see wutchu got

KnowledgeHEEM: #incollege niggas roll 20 deep and act like they on the block and not on a campus of education lls

saginawfire: 73fire_albee Page Received at 13:44:42 on 5/24/2011 http://post.ly/25tL7

BucsRock2: @Donny_Moore incentive for MUT 12 should be on games played instead of games won so maybe people won't quit.

kendizzy93: @szoz15 hah srryy i just turned my phone on lol

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JRHarbert: @jharbert7 Thanks Jeff. Congrats on finishing another year of college.

MattTurner1990: “@nickcorke: @MattTurner1990 @markbrighty @aking_ add me for banter through the season and i will msg details” its on

gehel: just biked 0.9 km in 7 mins on 24/05/2011 at 19:49 #cardiotrainer

Cptawesome808: @DewaldPotgieter excellent column. Saturdays's performance was pure magic. I loved every minute of it. More of the same on Sat please!

Phu_Tran: Japan eyeing plan for solar panels on all new buildings-Nikkei | Reuters http://t.co/qEjCeAm via @reuters

JalessiaMarie: RT @LilDip_DreamBoi: A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare...It all depends on how you treat her!

blueblobby: EpicTweets_: I love when they zoom up on the faces in Spongebob, and all of a sudden the ugliness in the faces are revealed. #epictweets

Chris_Wharton70: So Keith hill out of running . Who is favourite now ?? Not easy to keep finger on pulse 80 miles away #reds #tykes #Barnsley #managers

tetamantivm: RT @AguileraCraze: WeLoveXtina for blessing us with her presence every tuesday nights on #thevoice @TheRealXtina @NBCTheVoice ♥

jerzyboi44: LmfaoRT @KLEAN_6KLUB #incollege they may not sleep with you the 1st night but the next night it was on #showmeagoodtime

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SuperHeroJeremy: @ElectraQ101 You played Silverchair on the LLG for my friend Jackie!!!

Andrelauz: I posted 6 photos on Facebook in the album "Photo Book" http://fb.me/10nPJpe4l

DANDAN_ZIKA: you have a boyfriend married and unmarried? (@Gina348 live on http://twitcam.com/50oeu)

91kwebb24: @Gunther32 nah i just got back on the mound sunday i'll be in the bullpen

ProtectWA: RT @undeadolympia: Impressive job by reporters at the budget presser completely failing to ask about floor votes on loophole bills. #waleg #usedtobebigissue

noahs22: Completing Orders on the @islandrecords Team on @Fancorps rules! #fancorps. JOIN NOW: http://soc.li/uBxV2sT

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carol_ercoli: i'm ROFLMAO with all the comments on Shore's interview.

Dscream: Photo: I just realised I don’t have Quorra on my blog :3 http://tumblr.com/xog2o0021m

Cognitus_: C'mon Daniel, just do it for #RCB. A la balaji and nehra. You'll be famous on twitter. #IPL

theweeklymeat: Life's funny sometimes. And by "funny," I mean it's like an extended ride on the hell bus with #WesleyWillis

Josh_isEpic: RT @OfficialBVB: "Fallen Angels" music video now on YouTube! http://fb.me/YE2zGnmr

VeronicaZuloaga: I know its the real Vanessa cuz I saw her on an interview and she gaved out her twitter! And she's new to twitter also! So qo follow her!

KingMajesty: RT @_KELLY_SYMONE: VOTE @LilNiqo's "Ok Then" on the @106andPark COUNTDOWN!!! Text NIQ to 79922 or Go to --> http://t.co/RksaL2k and Follow @dakidandallat!!!

chaz_evans: @eviemoh ........ but obviously you are still on my side right!? (@dantendler)

StevieShaeXXX: Check out my new movie on realitykings called Cum Fiesta!

JustinMezzell: On days that I'm on Illustrator too much, I start to pen tool real life items on a grid in my head. Everything in its right place.

btamara: @KevinHart4real Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face #KevinHartQuotes

adityasegara: RT @thelonelyisland: "3-Way (The Golden Rule)(ft. @jtimberlake & @ladygaga )" on iTunes! EXPLICIT http://goo.gl/ZCft1 CLEAN http://goo.gl/2Y84W

MonikaCavan7484: It's warm at home, time to do some serious business.. oh wait im on the internet.

tv2000onpc: Live TV on Your Computer- Is that Possible? | Computer To TV: Satellite Direct Tv has emerged as the significant... http://bit.ly/jjiaxF

KaeBae_: Got a 94 on one final and a 95.7 on the other. 4 finals left then I'm done.

AngelPerch: Despite their focus on local authors, they don't stock two major Vermont romance authors @CarlaNeggers or Anne Stuart either. So odd.

uHeartkatrina: @Phiiii hahaha wen im on the fone&its a dumbass custy i purposely type superloud so they kno im not payin attn to them. theyre so dumb dude!

SoCrazeh: I hope to cover Ignorance on the drums one day. Okay I'll go and do my homework nao.

discotraxxx68: A new favorite: Get Paid by @themanething on #SoundCloud http://snd.sc/kU6TYU

PAProperties: Swatara Plaza at The Concourse: Video interview w @SusanHHRVB on central PA's biggest/newest retail office park http://bit.ly/jLSJof #retail

WstCstBoosie: RT @kourtneyDGAF: If you don't drop on the blunt then you don't hit it!