WhoSaysForever_: I watched daily planet, turns out none of the stuff I seen on it happens "daily" on this or any "planet." #disappointment

DennisLeeRojas: Dolphin dive RT @Gabriel_TooReal @Mayaa_iNNsane yee . . I was scared ! I did a call of duty dive ! Lol

chrisharley: Watched a Qwiki on the Missoula Floods of the last ice age. http://t.co/mMMz0Db via @Qwiki Let's hear it for glaciohydraulic supercooling!

tweetypie_laura: Seriously, talking babies on Rugrats, with the intelligence of a 4 year old? It never did make sense...

barriesuddery: RT @jonsnowC4: FIFA has gone off into the realms of fantasy and absurdity: Investigating serious corruption alegations whilst voting for a new leader

merryhappyjoe: RT @iAssassinsCreed: 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations' To Feature The Fall Of The Byzantine Empire http://sns.mx/kRd3y7

jazzyj_bad: Fukk i look turnin dwn some head i mean dats sord of like a bird turnin dwn some bread llab @nicki minaj Said it best

lowcostinfo: Why the end of low cost travel will lift Ryanair shareholders http://dlvr.it/T2N6t #lowcost #ryanair

BiancaOesterle: Online shopping for Zubehör für tragbare Computer from a great selection of Computer & Zubehör; Ladegeräte & Netzte... http://amzn.to/kjfptc

ntanriverdi: Arab Spring and Its Reflections in the Light of Obama’s Last Speech http://www.orsam.org.tr/en/showArticle.aspx?ID=587

rocklandctynews: Rockland Community College class of 2011 graduates http://dlvr.it/T2N6p

Team_TVDforever: RT @xNessa12x: Happy Birthday @julieplec thank you for sharing your talent with the world. I wish you many more years of health and happiness

JAPANxHITMAN: “@Meesa_ole: #wecanttalk if u got a load of ear wax in ur ear .” hahaha wtf!

shesoG: LOL RT @iAllisonMichele: "There are only 2 types of honest people in this world: small children and drunk people"-J Duncan

AmuJaeJoongie: @ariel5548 OMG U mean how over there in SG U used always ur summer clothes?Is it not boring that?I love wingter most of summer

CornellDaGr8: @bellajrb_vii The highlight of Chingy's career is on that track.

08TailDaw6: #oomf need not come to my job wearin that anymore, I was breakin all kinds of rules lookin at them thighs lol #friendzone

937LateShift: RT @Dejan_Kovacevic: Wakeup Call on PG+: The beautiful game of baseball, #Bruins blew their chance, fatal flaw of the #Steelers rule http://tinyurl.com/3zmh3z5

liannesediaren: going to tri after the world youth day meeting of kuya in ahs

flowersblog: Grow Your Organic Foof with Aquaponics System: Nowadays there is this growing trend of eating… http://goo.gl/fb/n4vfK

ghill_princess: RT @TheMarkTwain: Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

BusterrBaby_: RT @lilduval: If I'm tryn to disrespect u I'll add something in front of it like STUPID hoe

wassobaby: @soori2114 Yup SHOCK! OMGGGGG Cant get enough of Beast ~~ OTL

aquakarine: RT @_Jesse_91: bout to have a great summer!! got alot of plans & ideas up my sleeves. :) ready to make it happen. #letsgetit

TakeMeDownCHRIS: @dj50timez Oops i said on my D, I didn't really mean to say on my D....but since we talkin about my D, all of you haters say hi to it. (;

ignigena: RT @Nash076: A very long read, but an important story you should be aware of: http://huff.to/kxodSw

arialicious: If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name th… — Eat much, spend time w/ loved ones and of course ill t… http://4ms.me/kb3jHS

Icicle_Assasin: "I kind of wanna be more than friends" o_0 uhh Ur telling me becauseeeeeee??!! TF outta here ..Haha we ain't even FRIENDS..we js associate

xMeMelodyx: I favorited a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/EVKCBszMKto?a The Phantom of the opera

barkergirl33: Enter to win an asst. of @Bumbleandbumble summer must haves! Simply follow @BeautyMaverick & RT http://t.co/cMRCIbk #IHeartBb #Giveaways

kendriam20: Omg ill be glade when im off of work!!!! Ill be seeing U

LoveJehlisa: Ugly hags are the ones who say negative stuff about Kim lol this girl wrote a paragraph of how she dislikes her

decktable: Nothing spectacular, but neither was it disappointing. Just a bit of fun that wont tax your brain. #Pirates4 #fb

Shini1354: The Song of the Lark (Oxford World's Classics): http://amzn.to/jlxg9G

xxphyphapandaxx: 99.9% of Americans are stoopid.

Brinaresa: @pastakyu thx...glad you liked it! ^^ I'm recieving much of love for this video! It's amazing! But the works of all the ELF was just great!

eclaires: keep the kids out of your hair this summer with ride ons to burn up energy and keep you sane - http://bestpricekidsrideontoys.com/peg-perego

Madz_93: That small cut that produces lots of blood

LoveToLiveToEat: @teaboxonline Ok - I'll have a think & come back to you. May be a couple of months or so - that ok?

chuck9milli: RT A_1Hunnit It's the rule of life : everything you've always wanted comes when you stop looking so the best thing to do is stop

LonelyLesbo: @DownSouthKisses My last dream was about me finding a baby that fell out of a crib.

LAKKAHxoxo: how 'bout a round of applause? ......standing ovation.

LEXTRIKE: @Typhoon2k hey i found the link of PAGASA's Radar http://web.weather.gov.ph/private/index.php but it needs account do u have one?

JadedSphnix: @DAVID_A_SLADE there were other creatures of the night before Twilight :)

Slicktony3000: @paullewismoney Still not a peep re: nearly £3k of tix. Keeping that kind of money accessible is ok only if you can see system is working...

katzulueta: Super lazy to move today but I'm on my way to a lot of malls now. Have to put my work mode on! @karlazulueta @kiiimzulueta

0xc0ffee: @mruef agree.. but fixed flash storage of 4GB without possibility of expansion is stone age technology..

911_Hollywood: Jen Loses Love Of Her Life: By Alexandria Gouveia Jennifer Aniston's dad was forced to step in and take control ... http://bit.ly/kQriKf

maddie_mcfc: @bluehatters morning :) a sign of what...? ;)

wawabling: the blody is so cool. he reminds me of jaejoong xD maybe bcoz of his gaze >:D (@YouTube http://youtu.be/rgUQWdOACqc?a)

ChicksNdFlicks: store running out of papers cuz i bought em all

Bhale720: RT @JoliePinkLips: Just watched the premiere of hangover 2 funny ass movie

gotlandsandra: Hundreds of Calif. paroles called improper - Boston Globe: Thu, 26 May 2011 06:12:32 GMT Hundreds of Calif. ... http://bit.ly/miq5mI

KartikGaggar: Santa raised his Bat on 35 runs. Dhoni:"Its not 50/100 yet" Santa:"Chup kar Barvi Fail.Only a GRADUATE knows the importance of passing"

blahblahmonster: i could always feel like i belong somewhere... but my heart always feels out of place #blah

CedNoEnertainer: @MissyLou_20 lol when Kobe retire ima see how many of y'all still ridin lol

sies: I just ousted @gautierjongen as the mayor of SNS Bank Belfort on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dl4HDo

ryuganji: @JamesHadfield So Perfume are catchy & creative in the context of current J-pop, is that your take? I still think autotune's a dealbreaker.

GERSSa: Hundreds of Calif. paroles called improper - Boston Globe: Thu, 26 May 2011 06:12:32 GMT Hundreds of Calif. ... http://bit.ly/miq5mI

MickeyPic: A line of severe storms crosses the Mississippi River in Memphis, ...: (AP) - A line of severe storms crosses t... http://yhoo.it/mC2CMG

frbrowne: @MattJeziorski same company as Cafe Rouge and Bella Italia but there 90% of cash tips go to the waiter

netmirchi: Current Jobs Assistant Store Manager IT at Sears Holdings (Waterloo, IA): of store merchand... http://twurl.nl/u37q6i jobs.netmirchi.com

chadelztoday: I missed part of my heart.

MaximilianJS: RT @gem_morris: Chezza has been cut from the US X Factor....just when I thought we wouldn't be seeing that much of her any more!

PRProSanDiego: @krisryanwhite Business is great, enjoying myself, even do a little radio. Love the idea of resurrecting the show, all about it.

DeeeRose: I dnt understand you&tired of trying to figure it out I'm done. Goodbye.

IraidaAdams5058: This is one of the sickest beats on #beatshttp://bit.ly/soundclickBEATS need beats? soundclick #rt #gangsta #rt

heatheerb: Stressed , exhausted. I need out of all this. Just gotta do my best. Gnight.

Tehreem_S: @emily051193 hehe you know it :P LOL i'm having a bit of difficulty tying my shoelace :( but i don't understand why!!

STREETGODDESS: I COULD HONESTLY SAY @GMALONE IS ONE OF THE REALEST IN THE GAME

kcidau: RT @anguslivingston: Like this: Gen Y get glowing report card in study of generations in workplace. http://tinyurl.com/4yetrcv Would like to read full report.

I_Got_TweetCred: U mean Deer? Lol #payback @MickReNae: These damn dears is just running around in the middle of the street. What the hell?!

JayMarch1: Last #2days of being 17. #countingdownthehours

Roger_esteve: I just ousted @ksti_jordi as the mayor of Tunnel Del Cadi on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bgAtMy

flynnball: MUM IS GRADUATING TONIGHT!! I'm so proud of her :')

allyouneedis_JJ: “@OhNoItsMel: @CITYlifeStevie: "soooo I'm gonna need the football season to start nowwwww, so sick of this bball talk!"” I <3 alotlotlotlot

howlinforfallon: @I_Heart_JF haha probably just cause it's a rhyme of his name...lol.

FreeePsychic: Historical ways of winning your man http://bit.ly/kjx2lE

Anonsickle: If #twitter releases the personal details of its users its just going to open a huge #canofworms for them. #superinjunction

leahjosephh: @romav123 LOL THEY JUST SPOKE ABOUT U AND DONE ONE OF URE VIDEO CLIPS ON AIR! PISSED MYSLF

thinktankdocs: Secret Files of the Inquisition http://goo.gl/fb/VOFVO

Zievarrenna: Could the US handle that? RT: @kaarbaak: Of all the shows we've co-opted from the Brits, why is there no US version of "The IT Crowd?"

auctian_lovesme: Motives... - Great efforts from great motives is the best definition of happy life. http://tumblr.com/xma2owgvt8

IRAOFSV: I just became the mayor of Rumah Putra Gendut on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/lxDg4g

imcamparnie: NHS Patients DYING of thirst in UK Hospitals... SHOCKING

twittcZariNa: just got home from one of my fave reto slice&dice! STEAK FOR EVERYONE?! haaaalabit<3

Mandy1178: @DonnieWahlberg I absolutely LOVE when you do Cover Girl. One of my fave moments! You were particularly impressive tonight! Great show!

kikcasso: Who the f*** started this trend of saying 'Congratulations' by saying Congo.....African hai kya chodu?