poopsykins: Wait. Is this the gastro that was going to let me die slowly? Please don't let me catch a case in this store.

actorsconnect: #castings MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR Needed (Covington GA ): I need a Michael Jackson impersonator to perform at my... http://actrs.co/84d

BossManeAj: Let me look these phone real quick bout to look for them slide out keyboard until my birthday comes that when I am going get me day sidekic

ToriLouise14: Cairns State High School Celebrating Reconciliation Week! Bringing non Indigenous and Indigenous Australians together to close the gap

GoodbyeMrRae: @getbentsaggy your pictures are amazing! I want to be just like you and draw as good as you. Follow me so you can help me draw and see mine?

BeingOrg101: RT @TheSalesLion: 5 Twitter Powered News Apps To Reduce Clutter http://bwtm.co/t7le via @LeoWid

mzclarababy10: RT @WomenLoveBrickz: Life is like twitter, you just have to TWEET what you feel, RETWEET the good memories, DELETE the drama and FOLLOW your dreams

waynecolvin: wondering if he'll have to contact a social worker to help renew his ID like last time...

keriberri: RT @ronsonthedoc: R u sayin u don't shave?? Hairy women = fail RT @keriberri: How do ppl shave ?? Eww! +lol yup I ... http://tmi.me/aEe53

BreatheBrasil: I don't know how to say it in English Haha

MarcySS21: @mindyrocks Are u there? Reply to this

taylorkarleen: @NicoleEastwoodx too bad you forgot to add a "u" in favourite... hahahah

iggypintado: Did 1st @Macquarie_Uni guest lecture on Social Brand Mgt this week. Interesting to be on other side after graduating 33 years ago!

beautyole: Lupus and Skin Care: Sun Protection, Beauty Treatments, Rash ...: WebMD discusses how to care for your skin and ... http://bit.ly/jRv2C2

kylemunson: @jakebouma @charlesapple THAT is good to know. I was merely impressed. Wasn't on the scene.

gorgeousvixen: I'll be on vacation for two weeks :-) with @BOMBfashionista. Cruise to several islands and the Bahamas. Then staying in miami for sum days

iwb: I've got to get this fixed. @twitter is how I get my news on the bus, without it I'll have to back to reading all those bad tattoos.

mael_6969: Looking forward for the weekends! @mitch_cruzada, @joan_pascua and nut where to? Excited much mode! ☺

manvir1805: RT @allabouttaurus: #taurus are generally not inclined to be phony or play mind games

so_Sik19: I NEED to get hip to this twitter lingo

juliaaparente: I have to type out 23 chapters of vocab, questions nd the 3 R's due tmo nd I'm only on ch2! #fml

_se7en_loves: ... she wanna see how my cigar taste...

_WhiteHoney_: Way a minute...lemme give a #HappyBirthday #Shoutout to @Dat_Dude_Mufasa :)<3

RaawwrrIsNikki: This has got to be foreshadowing....A sign.

FebrianaLicious: Bring me back to sleep!

BinThereDoneDat: RT @Modest_Violet: Its bout to pour down raining and my uncle comes over and starts to cut the grass

Phillythemodel: @AyooBarbsz I'm blessed idk but yea I can help you get a job but you just have to believe

NiqSayWhat: You never see it coming' you just get to watch it go...

Minipixi: Just had first exam. Managed to write lime instead of him, duck instead of dark, and contradicted myself in the essay.

Rude_But_SexyT: @RelentlessTone I already kno lol ay uncle david cookin on Sunday to but I kno I'm goin to have tell you on Sunday morning lmao

dEc0dEnT: @sweetlively can't help waiting to become your groupmate)

digitalorgy: I don't think I'm going to wes' party tonight because there are some people there I don't want to see. Unfortunate but for the best.

ilig_08: Thank you my love for the shout out to Los Incansables @mambodejuliana =)

xruthsmithx: @bobdylan88 boom boom the rolo jokes r pretty endless hahaha feel free to rolo me anywhere u like :p x

LongBeachUpdate: Graduation to create heavy traffic on 22/I-405 http://sns.mx/C9d6y2

Avanworden: @Phat_Catz VS has some connection to neofascists right?

TEFFtv: @Kada_Kinz Hey Beautiful!... How Yuh ProfilePic so sweet?

Kpax2000: I can play poker for hours and not tire. Just don't have a bankroll??? Need me to sit and play for you just ask. I am a winnerin tough times

eveblogs: Back Down To Earth… http://bit.ly/mtLBgN

_xoxokelsey: Just got home, my mom about to go somewhere up 23rd and allegheny. She always leaving me lol

purebeautynlust: Au naturel: Much like the fashion world, high-end design trends eventually make their way to mass market retaile... http://bit.ly/izm8Q8

AshantiKay: Time for me to get ah J-O-B ,, time to get mha money up.. Tired of having to always ASK for money ,, im ready to juss have it when iNeed it.

majaganda: Good morning! Woke up to the voices of my mama and her classmates reminiscing their past. :)

ronnaorherman: How many times do I have to roll my eyes to burn any calories?

__ItSNazz: @Jezebelwindgod haha You've go me blushing now, I swear when @jamesmaslow smiles it makes my day, Can't wait to see him again

Bberryempire: Foursquare Alpha Updated to v1.9.90 http://sns.mx/qIedy1

JoshRidgway: tap tap tap is giving out very cool, customized iPad 2s to celebrate launching #TheHeist for iPhone! http://theheistapp.com

FileShareTalk: [News] Facebook To Launch Music Service With Spotify: Facebook has partnered with Spotify on a music-streaming s... http://bit.ly/mBjEwn

oneklick78: What a day... Business wise. Time to close shop rest and refocus to do it all again tomorrow

hirrman: During MT O Levels , I'll be siiting close to @Gabby2505 and @aqil_azini ! Hehehe ^^ Smart aura !

WhiteMike2k9: @SidRoamsBravo congrats! I DID NOT expect to see that... Hopefully people will wake up now

norp89: RT @SimpleLoveTweet: People change. But they have an option whether to break their promises or to keep them. -@crystaljude #SLT

teneshazgsandid: How many times do I have to roll my eyes to burn any calories?

US_bieberfans: what ever happened to the show: ugly betty ? #randomthought .

pocha_JBitch: When I come to think of it. I could actually live in walmart. The only thing I know they don't sell is BEDs ! #epicfail

TVFanatic592: RT @Thnx4theGum: Want to keep track of this summer's #ProjectBones activities? Follow @Project_BONES :)

curtiskelson: wish @yahyanassar24 the best of holidays - when we both get back to the UK may we party hard for his 20th day birth yo

MrAsamoa: @chokkl8 hahahahahahaahahahahaa hmmmmm lol, funny...makes sense, I've lost most of it, abs re back. & I prefer to be at the bottom anywaiz

ThtBtchAdelina: @LaughAtAllWhoH8 Just chillin how are you?

ATTCustomerCare: @MajorBrad Hi Im with AT&T and I saw your tweet and would like to assist. Please DM if you need further assistance please DM. I'm following

SaraLang: @ComcastWill trying to switch my comcast from my name to my roommate's name (since I'm moving across the country)

JohnnieLeeson: Did you pay per pimple or was there a solid rate to get all that business removed off your face?

MarkBeiber: You Need to Know: Who Invented the Piano? http://bit.ly/iq95uj

TooSmart2Fool: You can love many people at once. But I don’t understand how you can be IN LOVE with many people at once ..

kpop_station: @Ukissaddicted Pls help to RT, thanks! Do visit www.kpopstati0n.blogspot.com for KPOP merchandises/tees/hoodies & more!

_Cathy_G_: its better to be feared then loved.

Eric_Almeida88: I bring some colour to a world thats filled with shades of gray

chinagirlsam: I really haven't been in the mood to eat. Wtf.

JustinLovely: Watch our injury commercial on Minute to Win it

RajaaNeelam: RT @MrRelationships: #RulesOfARelationship: You need self control. Somethings are petty and you need to refrain from turning them into an issue

rapilado: Advice for #areasonwhyimsingle people might be to "meet" people rather than "meat" people!

pressrelease: @FredHoch Hi Mr. Hoch... My name is Abrar. My background is in IT PR & marketing communications. It's nice to meet you.

MIKJAGGA: RT @BlkAngelz: On or way to an Undisclosed location W/ The Top dwn To meet up with the Fam #TEAMDGAF #HOMETEAM http://yfrog.com/gyxicnwj

sophiehill101: Amazing how much I can get done when I actually put in some effort #productiveevening

OgirlThatsWillz: I keep thinking how I got hoed earlier lol #serioustweet

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MyDarkFantasy: You think your using me...like this game new to me.

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RIOT_Paramore97: I wake up at 5am but once i do n turn my alarm off, even if i wanted to i cant go back to sleep, normal?

Shelbyyy2011: @kLm2011 We need to wallow in self pity togetherrr. Ha :)

Brettberson2: @Stacy_Starr21 I just want to watch it with you. JeeZe thanks for blowing me off just like that.

tinky_pink: If your not following @BodyDrench already, do it quick to be in the chance of winning a quick tan and maybe some other goodies!!

Super_Sosa: Love this :) miss u btw! hope ur doin good! RT @dgocz: I love the fact that Oprah believes in God and she isn't afraid to say it.

supitsDUHHNiiSE: my legs feel like jello after that 20mile bike ride to the beach

JustGreyce: @hol_music :o wots happend to it?

savadeeb: the guests on @ONtveg right now brings happiness to my soul, True Egyptian @YosriFouda , thanks

monicabartosh: @VinCastronovo Hi vinny I love you and Nick<33 congrats on making it so far:) please follow me sorry i dont know how 2 tweet u yet:((((( <3

yyydw: Vacation in 2 weeks and I fail everyday.... I bet I can't say hi to him... so shy when I encounter him!

iSLAPDyurHOE: sometimes i think back to that moment.. i shouldve stole her lol

Koded01: Can't wait to see Source Code