lynnkyo: My purse is so uglaaaaay and I need a new one but I spent on myself a little too much (all your fault beastinfinite)

VadaCondict2535: @peterfisher_ FREE iPad 2 on tinyurl.com/7ipad2 ! There's the link, don't miss it...

ila_badd: Get it together , suck it up , let it go & move on : ) that's my motto !!

AutomaticJay: I AINT DRUNK, IM ON MEDICATION.....

suzy612010: @stkildafc any news yet on the boys?

_Astley: RT @Velvetshadow: "Richard Paul Astley wants to be friends with you on Facebook.". Ca sent la @Savatte c't'histoire... #rickroll

Femkx: On my way to schiphol. @marhuisman

OMGbleach: RT @HarryPotterish: Stephenie Meyer: “The idea for Twilight came to me in a dream.” Albus Dumbledore: “It does not do to dwell on dreams."

ollaollu: ????? RT @adeyomi: *these *on RT @ollaollu: *nodding* RT @girlish_lava: *rme and *smh for all this boiz in ma TL

arrahmarahma: RT @kyuppyquotes: RT @Nicetweets_: Moving On = Let go the past + Moving forward with the lesson ~ #NiceT #life #love

stephenbenge: @rolandgarrosEN Looks like being a very long wait for Soderling and Mayer today. Fifth match on Lenglen!

laurenpassmoorx: @TomDaley1994 loads of love for you on twitter today, your dad will be so proud of you. Love you Tom!XX

mattleys: @NeilDevon I have no idea why it was even on. Atmospheric conditions, perhaps.

ChellisaBongar: RT @anneygirl: Girls have a bad habit of holding on for too long. Guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.

iamfreena: RT @yannahnonpareil: @CHINtelligence 5 is getting to know,6 is good friends,7 is best friends,8 is ligaw,9 is GOIN THERE 10 is in a http://tl.gd/ao495v

shinokichi_RSS: どこにでもくっつけられて、立てられて、時には三脚にもなる超便利そうなiPhoneスタンド（動画）: The Oona: Whatever You Need It to Be from Brad Leong on Vimeo.... http://bit.ly/ilrtB8

PatrickHenebry: @BodyofBreen I wonder if that version is available on iTunes? I've bookmarked the video. He can *play*! Watching him reminds me of Hendrix.

IamanAmmo: @niallerodney43 Alright mate, what's happening at Forest?! Nightmare..where you gna go? On to the Prem!!x

robfprior: Amazon email just arrived recommending I download an mp3 of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire". Which is nice.

icoichay: RT @agnezmo: Nothing, I said NOTHING, can bring me down cuz I have the Lord on my side. Watch me. I'll be stronger than ever.

Christysaur: RT @JackAllTimeLow: Sittin on a bar stool, actin like a damn fool. Nashville!

ShandySTANS: Emberaaan luucuuu RT @rizkination: Haha lucu RT @ShandySTANS: Gtauu si joy :p RT rizkination: Apasih (cont) http://tl.gd/ao4cif

Tyler_life: @ScottHodnett spit on your grave. I feel so uncomfortable

BarbaraFPhotos: @FlissTee and hopefully another shoot - I'm on it :)

gdpartysupplies: How old are you on your next birthday and how are you celebrating?

S_tage: @abaliciouse @elikem_anthony any plans 4 tonight? and @ofoesaysit was a no-show

claire_feehily: @MarkusFeehily I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN on ur next Asian Tour.

DrDogs247: woof We're movin on furriends so clikQuik #Follow @cindyrobuck @existenciala @nannersmom @trancer1092 @ann2066 @rachcole26 @addthis

Ragoon: RT“@RealDopeKid: I examine dorritos as i eat them in order to have the most seasoned side on my tongue”

falkes_cone: My new sounds : Ambiance polar. Joey on #SoundCloud http://snd.sc/lBVbXn

DanDigs: @RedSnapper1 'Bogeyman' big drums and double bass nicing up the place on UK beats show DIG DEEP on 91.3FM Seattle!

leebrookes21: RT @Pault86: Regardless of tonights result #wewonit5times. I expect every single one of my followers to throw this on the their timeline. Get it trending

LilLisa6: missed the friggin bus this morn,2nd day in a row lol,wudnt ya no wen i dont dont go over early it comes early,wen i go on time is late!

nadiyafifeh: RT @DamnItsTrue: I hate when I sit on a chair, and the person who sat there before me made it all warm. #DamnItsTrue

PrincesssBel: Feeling pretty down since yesterday. After a phone call from lafina, i finally have a smile on my face. :) <3

jere_mia: I'm playing #THKLive on #BlackBerry at a $2K table.

manandvangroup: Police crackdown on suspected burglars in Cheltenham: POLICE swooped on a block of flats in Cheltenham yesterday... http://bit.ly/jh87EE

fionnwong: I just unlocked the "Photogenic" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/lO5t6A

being_social: RT @Bill_Gross: Bill Gurley has written a spectacularly insightful blog post on why all revenues are not valued equally: http://bit.ly/kJxnAp

raepat: Sooo much THIS -> RT @yellowsister: THIS!!! RT @isla_sandz How incredible it is to be heart-happy ... http://kvs.co/9LCD

Tremz_Artist: RT - THE BOOMBANG MIXTAPE REVIEW ON @Wordonroad !! http://bit.ly/kh1VbA

cpoffers: @everythingedl http://twitpic.com/53k9yz - Can't get justice for a murdered child without being on the piss, y'know? #EDL

LNT89: @Mullies @Antijanner Thanks. Can we celebrate Saturday next weekend instead? I finish on Thursday and should have recovered from my hangover

KevinPhan1112: Just installed @waze on my #iPhone - it's a free navigation app with fun gaming & social elements! http://bit.ly/WazeHomePage

Mike103e9: You must be on guard against your tendency to respond too quic... More for Aries http://twittascope.com/?sign=1

_LJB: Lets see what's on the menu

inmh88: @jennyheppy Ample time to make a start on your diet regime!

LOEKSOLO: played a song Dedicated To The One I Love by THE TEMPREES on @myspace http://lnk.ms/M8bfw

Gibbo911: Loving #thecrystals on Soccer AM so happy they'll be back next season #cpfc

Noviicandra: #np leaving on a jet plane

fabaddiction: Reblog if you were born on your birthday. http://tumblr.com/xxw2pzpcre

ashura252: @Andreaaaonfire erghhh, mine start on the 6th. Exam time is the worst. :(

sarahbarrenger: @benjamincusick awww thats so much more to do! good luck. whats it on?

ukydafone: Pke shout g gan? RT @RonaldTarigan: I earned the Doctor Who Marathon sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/janO1f

divyapopat: you gotsa show me love!

Isil_Ryan: RT @BigTimStiles: My latest article on comic book nerdery: Big Tim's Casting Couch—The Umbrella Academy - http://bit.ly/iOqs9b @gerardway @DarkHorseComics

steephers_: RT @biebersblondie: "Hating on Selena won't make you Justin's Girlfriend." "Sucking up to Selena won't make you Justin's Girlfriend either."

unparalleled01: RT @that_vero_girl: Someday I want to hear all of Chord Overstreet imitations. "I hate the war, I hate terror, but I love the war on terror" lmao!

Anjeebaby: @Sheisaliltincan mine are tight after being on plan at least you're having fun...

ihateMsJaapan: ... RT @dkiswinning: Toss u over my head eat ya good then flip ya upside down start grinding slow on ya then pour some honey slowly on ya

njhamer: RT @krishgm: Am assuming/hoping/proposing we play out c4news tonight with The Revolution Will Not be Televised. on at 6pm

mattonomics: Count on the Lexington airport to be woefully unprepared for memorial day travel.

Scott_Bartle: bloke on the bus wearing sandals, a hoody and boxer shorts... Nothing else...

veroniqueengel: On my way to Teun

JumanaHMD: @justinbieber that sleeping man on the background LMFAO

JainFang_TwBTR: im counting on u

Muggie7: On page 101 of 159 of Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, by David Sedaris http://goodreads.com/user_status/show/6435767

Lindsey_143_gc: RT @HarryPotterish: Stephenie Meyer: “The idea for Twilight came to me in a dream.” Albus Dumbledore: “It does not do to dwell on dreams.”

boxingstrategy: @KIDCHOCOLATE I really want to see you fight Sturm. If you do then my money is on you!

shadoowop: @Dee_Babii103 & I will most def take u up on that offer of smokin a jay w' u my Egyptian princess

XtelleVanilla: So.. I'd wear a ribbon on my hair everyday starting this school year. ♥

Seoul_m2tro: 이번역은 을지로입구, 을지로입구역 입니다. 내리실 문은 오른쪽 입니다. This stop Euljiro 1(il)ga, Euljiro 1(il)ga. You may exit on the right.

Vince0324: Theres some cuchi graving going on here haha glad I can be a witness haha

etakarine: likes Haunted by Poe on Ping http://t.co/llKbMoc #iTunes

BigOritseLover: @sunii_JLS_1D Why say it to me then love thers like thounsens of others on hear who were saying it so just drop it now!

Gloria_Excelsis: RT @TeamDanor ok... so i got this question.. Justin & Caitlin broke up because justin had to go on tour.... so what about Justin & Selena?

phonemobilepda: phone skins Snap on Hard Skin Shell Cell Phone Protector Cover Case MOTOROLA Droid.... Read at http://bit.ly/jzgzuX #phone #mobile #pda #fb

lizethChroniic: Phones on again(: can't go to sleep tho:/

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jayyshing: @amylgibbs If I didn't have an awkwardly timed shift then I would be bang on that

AlyyyyySeow: RT @partypooper101: Hah! TV1 is trending on Twitter because they will be airing SuJu-M's live performance later tonight. #sjmharibelia

Yhetzie: @DemineEmrys Aii..al d best dear,u shud b on ur way to lag dis time 2mao abi?

BasementoBooks: Another great item from basement-of-books on eBay http://froo.co/4abOLfu00s

ClaraBostrom: RT @kristennleanne: Btw; I miss you all and love you oh so very much ! Sorry I havent been on very often :(

HarryTGTaylor: @danielbyles there's a sale on this weekend. Take plenty of £££

kishee_soXrated: @qui_babyy @sajbrwon : hxes , talkin junk on twitter & being fake on oovoo. #GRAVYthough !

aftershock961: Good morning all, time for breakfast, cycle ride then pub and football (come on Barca), a perfect day

WordsWithBryce: #ilikeitwhen he keep my pannies &&' show em to his boys

sofa_Liverpool: have your sofa products featured on this website http://www.sofa-sofa-sofa.co.uk #settee

pbuck22: @Mizz_Zoe88 didn't know college on a saturday existed?

Mickblundell: Hello Saturday, another session on it's way, Chorley Preston Or Wigan!