SexyMelyJ: he got 4 legs, his legs n his twin legs dat is attach on his chest....... now dats scary

young3doodie4: yo nigga aint seeing me i put that on everything.

KirstenFelch: I just caught up on the season finale of Make it or break it and I can not wait for it to come back<3:)

Panchevstudio: I just liked "HD Super-Wide Time Lapse Footage (timelapse) 1920x480 4:1 Aspect Ratio" on Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/16343923

bluegreenpen: Just saw friend Mike Longue lying flat on a car's roof as Annabeth drove it. Wut.

mmmbreh: Someone play zombies with me :) add me on ps3 jdmaf916

etowns44: @Ldr_of_daNuCool I know but everyones updates have been saying.."I'm on one" then I heard a song w/ Wayne, Drake and Ricky. #hiphopinfluence

legit_me: @LeGiT_Trickz alright...sorry for not being able to get on. I will be on tomorrow unless my house gets destroyed. Hopefully not though.

_VintaqeRebel: Weezy F baby tatted on the butt (;

_naahsantos: RT @tommcfly: On a much more positive note, Sao Paulo was amazing tonight. loved every second of the gig and can't wait to do it again tomorrow.

xAMbitIOUsGIRlx: i got two dressed for graduation which one to wear ?? :) (:

gabehayes: RT @cnnbrk: NWS issues #tornado emergency for Newcastle, Norman and Moore, Oklahoma http://on.cnn.com/k1ZN2b

Bayoupolitics: Salazar to @davidvitter : bring it on http://bit.ly/iArjs8

The_Lipeh: She sang in eights in two Barrio chords... #AMERICANO

ateapartyblog: Re: Home schooling (was Re: Tea - John Taylor on free government school:   ahhh... http://bit.ly/jFhYs5

djvictoriouz: RT @LaDyLuXury_01: RT @DoughFromDaGo: @YoungDiesel_01 "I Got Da Streetz" On Da Way! w/ @Dj_Kool_Ant & ... http://tmi.me/aBAKJ

Musical_Child: RT @Ricopella: Thanks for the props! RT @Musical_Child: @Ricopella hey big ups on The Start , i'm feelin it :)

ambitious20girl: #inhighschool I cheated on everything :)

Michael0450: The sporting life at Voorhees Town Center: Located on the lower level, the store offers high-quality, officially... http://bit.ly/l9nzuM

weareeerica: @Priskadidiit Hey love,I sing for @weareonemusic I'd appreciate if you liked our page on fb! check us out @http://tinyurl.com/5w8dk5j

blu_eyess: ma student ID expires on July 1s! bye bye student discounts!! D:

simplymonie: @CollegeStud_VSU noo I aint on my period lol , don't ginx me !

thatboytitz: RT @nedroid: What I want is a Facebook message when I get an email that I have a twitter reply, so I can post about it on Myspace

MSREESECUPS: #coldstone was on point

hazeeepurplee: Passion is energy. Feel the power that comes from focusing on what excites you. -Oprah

Tye_TB3NAI: ppl hatin on facebook lol #Tragic

whatuwontsay: RT @MsBellaJo: I swear I be making up words to racks on racks

DJ_EP: Dang now I want one! RT @chadgarma: I checked in at Puka Dog (2301 Kuhio Ave) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/a4eUr4

missingpanda: Two questions. One - @iamlaurencejoy do you plan to meet up with @Maxative? And two - @Maxative do you plan to meet up with @iamlaurencejoy?

RJOArtists: RT @NY_Places: The 10 most Popular NYC events right now on Twitter: http://sch.mp/a0q0 - with mentions from @RJOArtists, @djcre8, @fknyc

ChloeCaissie: RT @x_Oliverr: hate having two exams in the same day..

rachie1277: heyy tweeters! i haven't been on here forever... well bye again XD

fameusband: shudd up! for i go get steve to put his hands on you again #KevinHartQuotes

HOLLY______WOOD: @EurOpesFinestt I like the new #twitcon on point 

Found_On_eBay: RT @myfishinglures: eBay has good prices on Fly Fishing Reels Fishermen love it. Get it. http://bit.ly/9hNDLS

D_isfor_Dricka: RT @LILCHUCKEE: I got twaps on twaps on twaps , nicca you liv in a shack you got rats on rats on rats you aint got no twap you got bats on bats #RacksRemix

ellenpoutini: The transmutation of orality into written and the attempt at a dialogic text conferring agency on the subaltern. I'm not convinced Cabrera!

bellahaa: I just unlocked the "Yard Bird" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/lVERtD

WhoreMicky: @WhoreXiahJunsu *adds cheeses on top and asks if it's ready*

fredjs73: Hey, @Braatzy & @bdyment, now that we have a BBQ, whattya say to Freddy's Greek burgers & flame roasted veggies on Friday? The chef itches!

ahachinese: Epic read on all things Shaolin by @taniabranigan. http://bit.ly/mtJ0Ls #wushu via @raykwong

jdedman4: @jennparker06 Have you seen either band before? I'm so pleased it's on a Friday, as that makes travel to Asheville so much easier.

aftonleigh: @emilythebravee Personally I think setting it on fire is creative enough.

sammylane25: @Buttscratcher yeah I'm not much of a tweeter. I just tend to keep an eye on the tech world :P

Lynx0526: @kittykay3 XD will do! Mann I wish that were feasible right now. Planning on at LEAST trying to fly out for a visit

Ced2Dougie: Girl, i must of slept on you.

OhShe_Badd: Lol tell ya bm to get a new stylist RT "@AndoSuperPants: @OhShe_Badd don't b hatin on my baby momma"

phoebeplease: RT @deneidsness: Watching SVU. Stabler could get it 7 days a week, and twice on Sunday

BluNoE: Obama gone be in Joplin on Sunday...

ebonycatrice: Boys r the last thing on my mind right now

JBiebersGroup: @Christine_JBx Oh ahah I saw the pictures on tumblr and I wasn't sure if he had it for a while.(:

AyeSwagg: RT @ShtUpBtcFOLLOW: she asked me was I single or taken I simply said "I'm Chillin" she said "what that mean" I said "BYE" lolll fck on ugly hoe

portuguese_xo: who else HATES when you're looking up a song on YouTube and all there are are the damned "chipmunk'd" versions >=| #angrytweet

DEVIN_YOUNGEN: I been on..

mrstevenallen: @Mrs_BonJovi It was crap TV? Sounds like it would've been right up my street. Just got home now. Might see what's on iPlayer or something.

BasicSand: What to Wear on a First Date http://bit.ly/jCAck2

thepriestinhell: RT @JohnFugelsang: I was interviewed by my favorite Bob Dylan blog about Bob's 70th Birthday. Geek Heaven. http://exm.nr/g0lggO

nomsa_: @mizzlena_bee will give it a go as soon I get on a pc

parwaaz03: hey @AlexBlom, swing by @MaRSDD tomorrow and cheer us on for the Up-Start Competition -- http://bit.ly/k9zVUF

currypowder1: @fourzerotwo any word on what might be coming in the prestige edition of MW3?

slecna_V: I wished I lived in the golden age/Giving it up on the Broadway stage/Hang with the rats and smoke cigars...(attending) http://bit.ly/lQLgf4

lovefootball_28: I woke up reading this on my BBM ☺ "I just want u to know u r not responsible for me..and that I m coming (cont) http://tl.gd/alttp0

xaavierrr: 21 dropped to number 4 on iTunes. Not too happy but I guess it couldn't stay there forever.

ConcertWeirdos: LOL someone just told me that they use the "shuffle" button on their mp3 player when they are feeling frisky e___O #wut

NiamhMcGorreyx: #10factsaboutme i often wonder if anyone on this earth actually care for me...

MickeySHUTiTDWN: I don't even need to be on here,before I kill my battery..

Ev3rYb0dh8Chris: Comes out on my BDAy a must have #hint #hint http://lockerz.com/s/104506206

2Hot2Handle_45: @litebritenelly what is goin on up there!!!!!

milkytealynlyn: Nice. Overslept. Why? Because i never on alarm

ChrisEdAtherton: RT @ladydimebagz: MONSTERS SHE NEEEDS US!! VOTE FOR GAGA AS BEST INTERNATIONAL ARTIST ON MUCHMUSIC.COM!!! RT RT RT

kotfjonas: RT @papajonas: Nick is online right now chatting with people in TEAM JONAS. If you can't get in...working on a longer and better chat for TEAM JONAS soon!

vichermon: Is on tonight MIAMI on fire...let's go #HEAT light the bulls on fire...

BIGcu24: smh girls be wildin on twitter!

FireCritic: Safety Harbor honors two firefighters http://bit.ly/jTKVse

OrilliaPacket: Two Orillia residents facing attempted murder charges after break & enter, stabbing on Albert St. downtown Sunday. http://goo.gl/Pj7Oo

rossemccoy: The new Royals? @danmurtaugh: @molly_knight Straight from AA? With less than 200 IP above rookie ball? The Dodgers aren't desperate at all.”

CallumDG: @Howe_137 Shush, I know you love pepperami dropped off on the backdoor step

christine_moo: @ailswattatsix haha are you kidding! He's my idol. The police brutality that was going on was unbelievable.

itMust_Bee: @shortymariee_ lol thts wht i told myself everywhere i go from now on my heels gone be at least 5inches !

itsJose: Having a great relationship with a woman who respects you, cares for you on every level,& makes you feel appreciated.AND GET MONEY!

Ashley3181999: I just took "Your A Cheerleader.You Go To The Same School As Jus..." and got: Part 4-Justin...As My Boyfriend.! Try it: http://bit.ly/kxPO0S

THEDari_G: @islandO_ogirl lol. cause i heard it too many times in too little of a time period. oh well it will catch on

recharge_media: Designing the xenofall client in my head on the way home. Good gods I am a hopeless nerd.

x_Chara_x: Why does 2D have such a huge effect on me? It's not healthy.

BreOlinger: @Rach715 ughh :( it sucks ! & insurance only pays for some of it, so i'm gonna be paying on it for everrrr !!!! #fml

RO104: @CaramelKrystals @sarahxx909 Ok..you are "debating" but I have seen full on arguments about J-pop!! Scary fans! ;P

missmandaa_: today we took a spanish test & on one part there was a picture of a cheeseburger & we had to put what it mean in spanish . . .

DefeatCommunism: RT @Amerycanrebel2: Netanyahu is the teacher who put the dunce, Obama, in the corner with the cone cap on his head.

iCantDeal_: finna go find me something to eat on .

Unofficial_Stiq: LA Noire is 'a powerful new franchise' for Take-Two: During this afternoon's Take-Two investor call, CEO Straus... http://aol.it/iGOE3v

deekira: @pixiedust84 I luv criminal minds! Scares the cr*p out of me tho! Is it on now?

dspewak: Driving on Rock Quarry is essentially a suicide mission in this town.

lightnin242: I just became the mayor of Parking AWW on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/moZEbJ