Alvie_Insanity: @Whoraito I wasn't even /near/ you. I am not sure how it would land on you. How does that turn into me thinking my saliva has magical power?

OfficialOdiddy: @Mia_ImaSag it was on nbc u can prolly go on the website

Alessitalovejus: RT @justinbieber: hope you guys like #JBSOMEDAY tonight on #GleeFinale

TGambar: I am calling on @presidentaz to free wrongly imprisoned youth activists in #Azerbaijan

lpburke86: @bchupe So how exactly did you find me on twitter? the only people that know me here are forex traders... lol

tepherss: Back on my diet...or at least that's the excuse I'm using since I'm craving an Herbalife shake :) #yummm #herbalife

CryxTofer: Sweetest handshake ever! Bring on the ECF Champs! #VanSJS #NHLPlayoffs #nowayjose

donnyiceburg: Who just saw that funny ass bounce that just took the Vancouver Canucks to the Stanley Cup? That's gonna be on highlights forever

SlurpMeDianaa: whoever is reading this, dont worry youll findd someone someday so just put a smile on your face ! :)

APimpNamedJimmy: RT @tjstray88: i cant stand when people drag their feet on the ground

BMinajFatale: RT @_iDidItOnEm_: Waiting to see dis Britney performance on Kimmel. K.

naynay31: Amen. RT @TheEllenShow: Watching this tornado coverage on TV. Praying for everyone's safety and well being in avoiding harm's way.

Jaq_B_Nymble: "When you in the club get ya ass on da flo'".... -_-

_gangstaNerd: 'he getting on my nerves already.

SoonerSteve1: @That_Girl_Mia I guess will have to compromise on some things...

KELOHolsen: Just finished American Idol from tonight. Lauren won the night even with a broken vocal chord. Scotty got screwed on that single choice tho.

NJ_: Oh wow, there was a bit of a blackout over here which affected the whole area and it took a half hour for the lights to come back on.

N0tUpInHERE: why do pretty girls have Weird Noses 0__O like think of a Really Pretty girl then look at her Nose -___- ...on That Note Good Nite.

sellysudirman: nothin on you,make it mine,always be my baby,remind me of him !

Oshilly: RT @sethgreen: This is huge RT @cnnbrk: http://on.cnn.com/mJf3V5 #NASA returning to capsule to carry humans into deep space http://twitpic.com/526zeg

SayyraDiazz: @justinbieber #SOMEDAY on Argentina PLEASE16

stuardcollin: are you really? RT @NancieKazmer130: @stuardcollin the impossible is now possible! Justin Bieber will follow you on Twitter!

derekmortensen: That is one of the toughest elimination goals i have seen but Vancouver is on to the finals!

R2BeastMyaa: Some Weirdo Mssged Me On Facebook&Said I Saw You At PartyPit Damn You Can Dance Hope To See You Again Nice Body ! #StalkerStatus WTF ????!

eecully: Well completely unrealistic train movie- I googled you and it turns out my three years of railroad knowledge were spot on. #unstoppablesucks

FuckYoBarbie_: That look on my face ; isn't me sad ... Its blankness ... I'm just not that emotional #justacceptit

heraldgutierrez: Wade on G5: "It's not gonna be pretty. But that's not Miami Heat basketball anyway." I kinda thought Wade-LeBron was supposed to be pretty.

angfiex: @yifangtan LONG TIME NO SEE YOU ON TWITTER.

MzRebel87: Rated on LUUUX http://bit.ly/ihhNxS

FEARNOBITCH_: @HeyThatsBeezy I'm on the phone

fredxr2d2: @rachmeetsworld a reply from you seals the deal. I am on fire.

JESSIEJUBI: @Taje123 I have no idea on that one yet

Marcissistic: Tragedy in Vancouver as the stantion on the boards sends the Canucks to the Stanley Cup.

JesslovesScotty: RT @scottymlover1: KEEP ON VOTING! #KEEPONVOTING DO NOT STOP!!!!!! you can sleep when your dead ;)

Estrella_J914: Put her high on a pedalstool & tell her wen she looks beautiful !

blcblue3: played a song Grind by Angelspit on @myspace http://lnk.ms/LFtLB

pugz187: Yea that songs just a freestyle so that's how long its supposed to be I still don't no wat its called I just copied it on my computer an ...

caridadrojas09: Screwwwww work on monday :(( I wish i could be like this lady, shes a rolemodel!! http://tinyurl.com/3gm72hj

HersheyDivaShay: So its not raining anymore but tge lights have not came bck on.. I missed the game,this is some bull in my @TraciBraxton voice...

heyitsferdy: @disisjmac di lang yan,on your 3rd year,additional 1 percent discount pa!Pwede rin gives ang tithes..papa collect ko sa bombay na naka motor

_brownnsugarr: bout to finish these texting sessions., wait on that phone call .. then night twitter !

NoMoneyNoPlay_: @Juss_Akidd fell asleep on me , :(

faichikei: Now playing The xx - Fantasy on Fai Chi Kei Radio!

JustJessica03: Of course right when I start TWEETING @justinbieber he stopped RT his fans :(( #JBSOMEDAY I'll make it on time. #NSN </3

dylankrylan: Dats some swag macaroni you got goin on

mashia6: Um what a lame goal to lose on

bikes4life2: If you dont want to wake up for work on monday and hate your boss, this woman'll inspire you!! http://tinyurl.com/3n9no5v

JonFogg: That's the kind of goal the Flyers would lose a playoff series on. At least it wasn't them this time.

PrettyQua84: I hate going to bed mad. So let me txt smbdy I know will put a smile on my face.

SIR_TRUSS: Kuntry as a couch on a porch

GAPPYRANKS: @DJTrevorNelson #BrandNewAlbum "Thanks&Praise" By @GappyRanks : http://bit.ly/jYl3yh - Available Now On #Itunes - #ReTweet

aliceebabee: @Destiny_Foo Ahahahah :D , Lmao. I Remember That ! We Kept On Tellinq You To Get On ;) Lmao You Were Scarde -.- <3

TDM_EJole_Forum: I KNOW! Please O Dont Go! XO RT @TheRealMagstar: Damn u, @oprah, sitting in my living room bawling while catching up on the final episodes.

ChocDippedSmile: Law & order #SVU be on point tho that's my soap for the week

i_theboyking: @amandainstereo I'm sorry but that is BEYOND EVIL on your parents part... they have no right to do this... they're totally pulling an 180 on

King_Saladean: Genius RT @courtdogg RT @lalasfan When u guys r on the beach dis wknd consider asking 4 a twit page instead of a phone # u might get farther

dbelcham: Like getting a break for my team, but jeez, not on that goal

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7Candle_Light7: RT @RaniaMuhammed: @AlMasryAlYoum_E @SamiYusuf celebrates #freedom in #Egypt on June11. Don't miss his show& buy ur tickets. 4 more info: http://bit.ly/ieG6Mq

bobthiel: Screwwwww work on monday :(( I wish i could be like this lady, shes a rolemodel!! http://tinyurl.com/42q85oh

JileyMiracle: @justinbieber #JBSOMEDAY I'm hoping when I put it on you'll pop up and we'll fly in the air together <3 194

guaranteedfresh: Somebody on Facebook asked me to comment their default.... #Fail

kingsgrrrl7: @mshollymonster I'm not sure yet. I want to learn to make cute little nerdy stuffs to sell on etsy. I'm making a dishcloth at the moment lol

iamshaddyshad: @SWAGGAFiEDTRAiN can I hop on!?

lynettelindeq: @MichelleLindQ just got ready for work watching twitter 101 on sabc 3

dmvBOZZ: RT @themrperkins: @iDontChasem 12 cams on 1 page lol

ADisneyPerson: @justinbieber HEAT, FTW! Let's go #MiamiHeat! Tee-hee... You do YOU got? O: I'll make a bet with you... 5 bucks on Miami. 61

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ymracar: I just ousted @jeyhun as the mayor of Seka Park on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/93450M

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TheLastIslander: @ScottClinco The Canucks were smart. They just threw confetti on the ice. WHATCHA GONNA DO?

73OLOCO: RT @TheRealRichieP_: Never Tired Of Ballin Its Just On 2 Da Next Sport!

brandifull369: played a song Feel Love (feat. J. Cole) by Sean Garrett on @myspace http://lnk.ms/KGKwm

1987payne: looks like the nucks won. Congrats boys. I'm still not jumping on the daym groupie wagon!!

MilliHowson: Shame. Still... they're endin on a high “@MyfWarhurst: Yes it's true. #SpicksandSpecks ends this year. Thanks for sharing & supporting us."

bnipz: @SeanDon11 dont hate on my kind #hooksforlife

RonxChill: Who wanna talk on the phone with me?

lowerdeck: If you dont want to wake up for work on monday and hate your boss, this woman'll inspire you!! http://tinyurl.com/3hr7obt

_ceceee: #iPromise you @justinbieber i definietly will be at the mall on june 20th too get #someday <333

iAmBarbieBxtch: #illbeatonmybf if he beats on me. Duh lol

ebonysturgess: GOING TO SEE @TheCodySimpson ON SUNDAAY WOOHHOO GBDAKJSGBJAKNJCNHANDFJKVAS :D

BigHolmes24: B Roy jus went ham on 2k

_aerodynamic: @theCEDproject Oh of course. Don't sleep on D, Wade either, even though he goes overboard sometimes.

summertymm_FINE: call myself dancing && done caught a cramp. im getting #rusty need to get back on my -ish

liberated_one: Exes are those flies that be on the wall when youre taking the seamlessly perfect photo at a photoshoot that costed you your whole paycheck.

FoxMe: Collective skorgasm in #Vancouver! The chorus of cheering and horns downtown is almost at Olympic-level. Get Gretzky on a flatbed, stat!

ALREADYDOPE: Waste no time on those who pay you no mind. Direct your attention toward that which matters most. YOU!!!!!

DirtyHarry16: Congrats to the #Canucks on makin the finals!!

_Hollyb_: Something in my heart.. Oh, its got me hooked on you.!

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