TheGlitterHaus: I'm A Twit.

mariahrhoads: legit gonna blast music as loud as possible and see if that gets rid of my migraine

Ga_Bswagga: meanings of 'belieber' on google, theres over a thousand meanings thanks to @justinbieber for beliving in us :) #BELIEVE http://t.co/MRGjXxT

knight777: @jmathias @RobertEerhart @eeci2011 We already reserved a room for him. :)

L33zii3: RT @MansonGreenUp: You Live and You Learn, If you Don't Learn then You Just a Dumb Motha Fucca!!! . Pretty much

SeattleCounsel: Circle of Healing from Emotionally Abusive Relationships http://bit.ly/axakFN & Divorcing after Decades - Women's group http://bit.ly/fw4d7J

HOOKEDonBIIEBER: # # want a shoutout? follow @BiebersWifie and tweet me "HECK YES BIEBER" and ill give you one :) @BiebersWifie !!!!

FrancescaBahd: @FlirtyUdidWhat lol not all the time i just like to have fun .i wish life was just a big ohh party lol i would never be exhausted honestly

enosarris: @TheBrainpart2 I like it. don't conserve $ for a day that might never happen and DE La R exciting as RP or SP

ricanphatmami23: RT @SmashFit: • Start making a workout *appointment* instead of just saying you'll go "tomorrow". #fitness

comixologist: @radiomaru When I hear 'old movie' I think of Cagney in Public Enemy, or The Thin Man... 1939 I think!

clippo: @Oliveira_Homes Yes. They. Will. Hahaha. I feel like if a shoe was the answer, we'd all already know.

MysticMaddox: @BonnieBennetttt my Cadilac broke down and I need to calm a toetruck to get it out of there. *points at my car*

MsAlphaKenBody: There are some things I can do & can't do. & this is just one of them.

danproft: A real rail solution: bid out Amtrak to private operator, #wsj #highspeedrail #monorail #Simpsonsepisode http://on.wsj.com/k0FTQG

elizabeth_eh: whats for lunch? im tired of noodle soup,i swear if i have one more bowl of noodle soup my stomach is going to turn into noodles

marijuanaeyes_x: #2omf woulda been so cute together I just seen a picture of them & they cute !

Clynton76: Bought my ex a chair but the state won't let me plug it in.

JessYeates: @VegasBabyUK Q4 @mattgoss what's more important? A leg up or a legover? Tee hee ;) xx

Hoopahontas: @ChrisKrangle ummm get out of my mentions.

Bokardia: @Thunt_Goblins Are you allowed to make investments and/or start a business venture with that money?

gilberto_panama: @espn because they will play with tons of heart tonight and make the shots they haven't been making!

bethcawley96: RT @abbie_herbert: awh I think the worlds tallest man seems like such a cutie! I'd marry him :')

Jessicoor: complete the sentence... Louis Tomlinson is_____ Becau… — Louis Tomlinson is a babe because of his hair I want t… http://4ms.me/jfsdcf

CieraLewis: I dont feel like working today, I just feel like sleeping all day .... ( Just one of them days )

nickjonastic: Our London office needs a creative director. Shoot me some portfolios!

SmileeForJB: @justinbieber please notice me and follow me , you can make me happy (: i follow my dreams! Thanks! im so proud of you #Believe #13

Passion8_WhitIt: @Darnell86 iCant... you are too stupid. I remember u saying something about them. But one of them added me and told me to check the page out

_ikeer: Wooo can't actually believe I found someone who tweets like me - like a wild beast - :D

CirocynBulWnkle: RT @SwallowDaLEADER: If you niggas is animals then ima have a mink soon.

x__Jessika__xx: Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy, you know I really got a thing for american guys... (8)

GNitro: @kevlar51 The deadline for the $65 entry price is June 4th. After that is it a higher price, but you can pre-reg until July 17th

itskyliehughes: @HeffronDrive Time to change your password, then.. I don't get the point of hacking people. :|

Ben_Ward: I've had 1042 twooshes. A twoosh apparently is a #perfectTweet #twoosh http://twitpic.com/52w0h8

BIGmack25: "@PKSubban1: @BIGmack25 Heading to Belle-vegas!"#TheCityThatPKbuilt One of the ONLY teams I DIDN'T play for. Big ice sux! #whenur6'7andslow

wadmujahid: 100 Greatest Singers of all time | Rolling Stone Music http://ow.ly/53XtC

Jesusfreak35: @mandisaofficial mmm I think I'd have a fly swatter and a can of raid with me when I went out lol yuckie

courtney_jb: @justinbieber i have had a bad day and Down To Earth really suits me right now, can i get a follow back please? :/ ♥ 46

Jazz_igator: RT @jazzionado: Where Jazz Meets Classical, In A 'Caribbean Rhapsody' http://n.pr/kli2kV

forever_dymond: @KickAssMegan haha imma do a small shout out part at the end and i'll mention you(:

Carson8402: Lookin like a cartoon RT @BlaqDynamite: If you are over 30 and you match your polos to your fitteds..... #icanttakeyouserious

AliciaMcCalla: RT @Elena_Gray: My heart aches for the families of the missing 1500 in Joplin. Miracles have happened, praying for 1500 of them.

ppetzold: "I've never seen a black baby with blue eyes"  #memorialdayweekend

IndigoPapa223: Displayed at the front window of the 'Future Inns' Hotel Plymouth today... Ironic. http://t.co/Kmn4hv7

lulumcd1: @sifarrar1 in a fashion... Rung talktalk there is a problem with our phoneline....

DianeRohlfs: RT @atomicskunk: "To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake is to be continually thrown out of the nest." ~ Pema Chödrön

Johnnyboy765: I liked a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/MIrqJdMYyxg?a Nina Dobrev Loves Vampires & Beaches

Nah_Rez: Truth. RT @ComplexMag: .@SelenaGomez is the master of the @NickiMinaj flow though. Watch her kill "Super Bass." http://cmplx.it/iXYyZm

TorontoDodge: Have a great week. Be kind to someone in your life today...watch this youtube video...http://tiny.ly/IeGo

xxSheisHannahxx: @justinbieber you taught us to #neversaynever and also maybe you don't read this because you have millions of fans but #iloveyou LOL #FOLLOW

kkkatiex3: RT @AlfieTRobinson: #everymanshouldknowhowto make a girl smile :)

Jess2AM: RT @HookedOnLCD: I like my beats slow and my bass played preferably on a cello.

GimmeJB: @justinbieber please check out my video , it's mean a lot to me :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHPUCyM09w

CarmineNisco: Some people aint worth the time of day.

Monapants: Any chance of me seeing you saturday? @Kelly_Eff

objoe: RT @petersunna: Never been a huge fan of @urbanoutfitters but this is LAME. Ripping off independent designers. http://bit.ly/kvbMdt

cooktastrophe27: RT @krisallen: Great time at the finale tonight. Congrats Scotty and the rest of the idols on starting their career tomorrow.

goldentoken525: Is it inappropriate to bring a large Dairy Queen Blizzard to class and eat it throughout the 3 hours? It's Strawberry Cheesequake flavored!

charbellemusic: Last CB show of the school year. Come out to Whip-In on Sat 7pm-7:40pm! http://fb.me/ZZGTaLib

kaykwab06: My lil sister just got a better cell then me n my brother..s/o to @ImOntheMike for sticking to the bb Swagg.

Huny: I cannot stop watching this marc anthony/sheila e. performance from last night. they killed it. my favorite performance of the night.

BrandonCutler: Dang. I never really got a good look at her till now. Carrie Underwood is hott!

ArielleLovedMe: Kelly:" Dear Jason, you msde a promise and you reniged . Yeah, I said Nigg" LMFAOOOOO

_teamGARFIELD: I hate living a life full of doubt.

jakeminihan: @rainbowrebels @rainbowrebels IT WAS SOO FUNNY when u decided just to feed to female ducks to show true signs of femanizm :L :') x

GildaMundson: RT @michaelbd: Not a single journalist in my Twitter feed is against Rand Paul today.

SerinaaRenee: think of me in the depths of your despair .

CharlieGilmur: @JillianCFagan good logic. But still a hater. I just #callithowiseeit

ZenoDash: #EveryManShouldKnowHowTo treat a woman...but not all do.

FootballFirstCo: @AspiringCoach everyday will bring something new if you let it. Learn from yesterday today to build a better tomorrow.

essdackducks: Free Spelling App! The offer lasts just a short time so don't dilly dally! http://fb.me/XoRqao3O

xoxojoyyie: RT: @xoxojilly There were a million reasons for you to go, I still can't understand how you could never find one reason to stay.

baileyylee: RT @RetweetIfs: RT if you have have that one friend who eats like a pig and doesn't gain one pound

bongopondit: People are suggesting "TEDx fellow" = "PhD". In terms of what either title says about your actual skills, this is completely accurate.

MikiahNicole: Let's just have a drama free event everyone! Lol.

GeishasMom73: Every year I forget that the local junior high marching band makes a practice run by my house a few days before Memorial Day. They're here.

Jedi_Barbie: la di dah... I went on a bike ride and I feel like I broke my #collarbone. :/

_myselff: RT @AyooKiki_: & ima keep a smile on my face like & act like you never existedd (:

Recurvirostrida: RT @LAAGsayno: "Aircraft accident around #LyddAirport could be up to 150 x more likely if Airport reaches it's plan for 500,000 passengers p.a." @NewsKent

Kinkstarr: been in the mood for a good spanking alllll day

aliiicejr: I'm wanting a lot for next year. Finish college, move to london and hopefully get a job in media there.

skplevel22: @MrBurks206 tryna find a job, Myra I was there watching y'all hoop!!

catherinemay01: @WanderingReclus Oh. Well, he can't really expect you to have a script or something. Most people would be nervous, too.

melandjake99: @Hereforaday Dualit Kettle giveaway. RT and Follow for a chance to #WIN ENDS MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!

5rSoftware: Add a Review: On Liberty http://www.5r.com.au/1936041952/rd

FashionTheatre: All my dreams have come true courtesy of @EvaWiseman http://twitpic.com/52w0gy

MissSophieMcFly: RT @TheAwkwardTweet: The awkward moment when you want to buy something from a vending machine, but you only have £50 notes and no change.