_Vee_Dubb: what Oprah said :"what in the name of Jesus?" what she meant: "who let steadman out the guest house???"

feltraigerllc: Quote of the Day: Jon- "Dan, I really wish we created the piano necktie".

JR4_07: @B_utifulESA would of been better if u celebrated with me :-(

DonInAtlanta: RT @TheBlevetwo: 100% of all divorces are caused by marriage.

TheFable: @StarTours2Live I wrote a blog listing all the 54 combinations for Star Tours 2 with checklists to print off: http://bit.ly/iVU4af

JoaoMglhs: @HilaryAlexander So She wasnt in need of a godess gown then...

OGpenn: @MistahFAB dropped wisdom, game, and some tears as he spoke with an #Oakland Tech class of young Black men. http://lockerz.com/s/104478809

meejorch: RT @EarlyApexOnline: Very cool @Audi advertisement showing drivers go through at Le Mans. Narrated by the one and only @AllanMcNish http://bit.ly/iU2yQG

claritaogswenso: Every person should take some time daily to look at the road map of his/her ambitions.

Patfather: #TombStoneSays Laid here was a soilder for evil. He died in the war of armageddon in the land of the forsaken in beast mode R.I.P. Pat Nasty

PrettyyPinup: @K_Michelle11 oh so that nigga was walking out with both of us?? Where he at? Lol @Djay5

ahappyhealthyu: Greek Yogurt: a Weight Loss Secret for Summer: After losing 60 pounds in under a year, author of "75 Ways to Lov... http://bit.ly/jXPNfD

colliemomtoo: RT @luxuryspot r ur lips feeling drab? LIGHT 'EM UP! RT & be 1 of 5 to win @egskincare's #lightupurlips when we reach 5300

TheNileyCouple: RT @ChristiefromLa: What I saw of Ian, Nina & both parents has got to be horrifying! RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY or else they will no longer appear at Eyecons, etc.

leana11: #incollege I was considered part of the 8...MUDBs and Hometeam united!

colettefeinberg: Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. Aesop

teofilazhivan: The Benefits of PLR Articles http://t.co/55FDKtG

n91g: @EvaLongoria hi there, the season finale is airing in Ireland in around 10 minutes, and I'm on the edge of my seat :-) anticipation!!!!!!!

leahycoo: Lame self-timer twitpics aside, the past four days' hiking are a serious contender for Highlight Of My Life So Far.

lord_georgie: @SabzATL Bit weird but still, gotta make use of the goods.

Hallway_: A Recent Review on #EPV SOLAR, Inc. .. Been out of work for a year today from EPV. was laid off last year http://is.gd/6gpznu

beyoncesnum1fan: a pic of her 1month old and im holding her on the front and a recent pic of us on the back :)

Joey_Mr_Nyc: I just ousted Mario C. as the mayor of Boston Market on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9H5tWh

F_EVERYBODY: I'm so happy school over. Sick of seeing the same people everyday.

VaughnOnMovies: @WarlockJunior not a lot of setup needed. Struggling genius negotiates the stupidity around him, and it's a Western.

AmbitiousLynae: RT @HoneyTheHippie: Eminem Is ONE Of The Greatest Rappers Of All Time. #YeaISaidIt

Tudor76: Class of 92....awesome!!!! Thanks @GNev2 for the memory's.... #mufc

_Kitty_Glitter: On this page, you'll see some screenshots from the online version of Kitty Glitter http://Kitty-Glitter.com/kitty-glitter-screenshots.html

greg_da_griffin: Watchin a bit of the old wwe here although I prefer wwf

HannahF_24: @lisa9982 Which one?! One of them IS FIT.

marcymassura: @dlandmom of course! Clearly I am well 'loved' by all then : )

CNW_General: OPP WRAP UP THE VICTORIA DAY LONG WEEKEND AND CANADA ROAD SAFETY WEEK: TORONTO, May 24, 2011 /CNW/ - A total of ... http://bit.ly/iqQ0sM

shoofiend: Please don't watch it,this is for your own good RT @DoniFlow: So I was tryna get rid of my Gdad(RIP) stuff at (cont) http://tl.gd/alsosr

D_Juliann93: RT @lyssbloom: ii #HATE the feeling of missing someone ... <--- its awfulll :(

NewsTwilighters: RT @KStewDevotee: New Pics of Kristen at Heathrow. Missed her pretty face <3 http://bit.ly/jD7j0Q via @popsugar

olliewheatley: Actually, no. The ending of that Doctor Who was good! Great twist!

LewisBlanch: RT @Blueprintskate: The legend of Morph http://yfrog.com/h3mnszaj

Miss_Shelee: RT @tonyrobbins: "You will never be the person you can be if pressure, tension and discipline are taken out of your life." James G. Bilkey

peyton_pie: RT @theyloveCake s/o to @peyton_pie for getting the rest of my stuff for Miami while im at work : )

HippTrip: RT @DavidEbner: Additional dispatches from Sat night potlatch put on by the Gidins of Skidegate, Haida Gwaii.

James_Cormack: RT @tonyrobbins: "You will never be the person you can be if pressure, tension and discipline are taken out of your life." James G. Bilkey

RainbowLishe: @christian4tune I love to see you in the videos of Caitlin & Christian your so fun. (:

aliceclaresmith: @melissabailes ahahaha yes it was me! we were complaining about the amount of time left, and one of us had a wobbly table?!

samanthamabry: @soniagensler "Maxi tornado" sounds like a hairdo or type of skirt. I can say that type of thing because one isn't headed in my direction.

VitalFootball: Championship News: Parma President Confident Of Borini Signing http://bit.ly/jXpTh0

MODELBEHAVI0R: RT @ColorMe__CHINK: I retweet alot of tori stuff im glad her tweets get sent to me

Angie_Rosado: I'm sick of seeing #CaseyAnthony 's face!!! F*cking psycho face!

Erin_Jackson123: i only really got twitter for biebs, but i've kind of become addicted-.-

WittgensteinBot: 6.4 All propositions are of equal value.

outhouseman: Video: Sir Alex Ferguson confident of finding 'solution' to Lionel Messi - Telegraph http://t.co/YNUNMzN via @Telegraph

HJtwenty3: @mnhendrix I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

_chaianna: RT @CORRRYdotYUPPP: “@_chaianna: #incollege my thirsty thursdays were the highlights of everyones week at my old house.” yelp

Pay__Dro: RT @Exhibit_J_: Aka Chris bosh's Lmao RT @Pay__Dro: @Exhibit_J_ lmfaoooooooooo a whole bunch of ru paul gagas

alexakarma: I'm tired of wearing earings everyday

FollowNSwallowK: RT @UNCLE_RUKUS: JUST LOOK AT EM, BLACK LEBIANS FINNA GO HOME AND HAVE ONE BIG BOWL OF COA COA MUFFS http://t.co/hMTn41v via @vladtv

BrentSlane: RT @TideLoadsofHope: the Loads of Hope trucks have crossed into Mississippi on the way to Joplin--send us a pic if you spot the truck!

Lexx_VH1_Ace: #Incollege I met @PrettiAss_Jay and @K_Ward18 . 2 of my favorite people ever!

EpicTeenQuotesz: RT @SoDamnFearless: A soldier fights, not because he hates those in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. #Fearless

samcervone: @j_ritter_830 Hahaha the story of every cops life

AffiliatesTrade: @oharatakako I know of a really interesting, very clever and cunning to generate revenue online. http://www.sfi4.com/11312637/FREE

fsantanamari: John Mayer – The Heart Of Life

angelamromack: "What in the name of Jesus....." HA! #Oprah

ScreamngMantis: do you know the location of the holy grail? — Watch Monty Python http://4ms.me/lETeC5

VitalChamp: Championship News: Parma President Confident Of Borini Signing http://bit.ly/jXpTh0

007XVII: I think I'm worthy of more followers

shutdbeep9x: i'm 80% sure that i will fail law... so wat's the point of studying it now?!

TheHannahM: Oh and another thing 2012 I love how much and proud you are of the beauty kristen Stewart :))

JAKE_FFOE: All of my followers are too quit .

Mr803tootrill: #inHighSchool thts the only spot u get chicks bc a new pair of kicks

notqikipedia: Google conceals a Star Wars reference in every page of search results but the first.

Terrin_: @ssO_Ohh and what moment was that? the moment that the judge unjustly dropped the gavel with the force and speed of injustice!

CL0CKST0PPER: Trap all day..and play all night..this is the life of a...the life of as..go getta...go getta...go gettaaaaa...

MaryMargoT: @taylorecooper dude sounds like you had one Jenny of a day...I have to meet some 1 at my appt at 5 come over here I have a bottle chilled!

Air_Force_Vet: RT @TWCBreaking: LARGE, multivortex #tornado now near Binger, OK or 6 miles south of Hinton. TAKE COVER NOW below ground! http://wxch.nl/jyMQQi

whosPATRICIO: @reinadenay what drugs are u on I've never claimed any of my girlfriends lol

geoffreymoore: @jeskeets Has Judge Judy been a featured part of a Best Picture winner? No. Wapner, hands down.

northafrica: 625 Franco-British Special Forces at work on the ground in #Libya. With heat season and Ramadan fast approaching, sense of urgency rising

ScottyBlackers: 150 followers by the end of the night?

C0C0money: it's crazy when you look at some of these couples like o_O

Hoitylee: Is that where u get most of your punch lines? RT “@Lanii_Blahnik: Hahaha I love them RT @Hoitylee”

sparkgareth: Gonna turn off the TV and read instead. It doesn't angry up the blood so. Unless i get author's envy! Bazinga

Brandonsharod: Paying for a date was frowned upon in my crew of friends. Lol

hmvcanada: @evchemical What did you pick up? Lots of good stuff out this week!

TweetYouTweetMe: County jobless rates in April fall from year ago, state reports: By Sanjay Bhatt The crux of the article: "The f... http://bit.ly/klOs4H

STEYFRESH: @TonyCDKelly that winners riddim is getting lots of play i see good shyt madddddddddd respect !

Lovelyy89: @Just_me_Eden I'm just annoyed of where I live My aunt sucks There's never food or drinks & @ the moment I don't have smokes & I'm goin nuts

teriyakikid23: #inhighschool I always got in trouble cuz of girls lol

fastcompany: Toothpick Sculpture Of The Day: 35 Years In The Making [Video] http://bit.ly/m18gA3 (via @FastCoDesign)

ramonarae: Cashiers: Please put coins in my hand before bills so they don't fall on the ground and make me look like a dummy in front of this model.

KeithRaymond: RT @EPAgov Today's State of the Environment Photo is of old growth forest in Mt. Rainier National Park. http://bit.ly/ktKGnr #Green