eletelephant: Time to get down to Newcastle and drop off a couple things for my parents. They still don't have electric.

ItsPunkie: #TwitterFamily, DM ya'lls number, I really rather texting than tweetin, cause Im bout to get off.

memeSWEAY: Seriously NOBODY talk to me for a while today. I need to soak in that last & final hour of Oprah...

Ingrid_Fatale: #whenbrokepplgetmoney most of the time they don't know what to do wit it.

DebraClifford: POST YOUR MEMORIAL DAY Photo of sodiers and sailors on a'ville: This 1860's Civil War era CDV is taken by Mathew... http://fb.me/Wr3ZpWSq

biebeadles143: And @NishaSekhon did u make the settings on @DeannaAndNisha that when someone mentions to us we get a email... Cuz I got like 40

SeekingtheThrne: RT @RoughandGreedy: New mash up part from one of the new mixes! Gucci Jail Bait by @roughandgreedy via #soundcloud http://t.co/q1tzyZi @pantyraid

SnazzzyJazzie: my perfect relationship is to have a mutual understanding of my needs and wants...&& u knw i got u bae ; )

Jas_zee: @NayaPointBlank_ bout to change channel...remote in hand-in the act of pressing button lol!

donnadesroches: RT @schwier: My message of support for #skteachers http://youtu.be/cJvdaJMF8VU - greatly appreciated.

Foxfieldguy: Internal memo accuses Sheriff Arpaio's department of wrongdoing http://t.co/n5zD1vZ via @ArchiveDigger

Mister_Vilkas: RT @shock_and_aw: Headed to the #Wolfden too get my irons

LTomlinsonARMY: Chapter 18. The day had gone by so fast, Amy was in most of my classes so I could just talk to her since on (cont) http://tl.gd/ami070

Claudittaml: @NKOTBSB of truth that are fabulous and great, when they come to mexico city. Bryan I love you.

elongwen: RT @empireofthekop On the 25th of the 5th month of the 2005th year we won it for the 5th time #IstanbulDay

Amy_Bruss: @jeremyproome Cuuute! but the BBM face is better, because of the Toof ! :D

JustScream_Eric: Ima keep sayin stuff until I get a follow or a RT from her

swAnderson11: Mom gave me the credit card to get some shopping done #awwyeah

PatriciaMcLinn: @dearauthor Any chance of review of TALISMAN RING by GH? Love it as exploration of young /mature love ... with fun, mystery, smuggling &more

MarryMeGrantM: #TheAwkwardMoment When you're listening/singing Taylor on the highest volume on your hall and your step father open the door of your house!!

PeterMun: James 5:7-20 During times of trials and suffering, our response should be prayer! During trials Pray first!

nevershoutboner: And of course Therapy came on. All you Fake @AllTimeLow fans need Therapy.

JeUdYx_X: @TaylorGangEddie it makes me wanna go get one nowww! this summer tooo bored already! lol

HTDTruckingJobs: RT @livewxradar: TORNADO WARNING MO. 17 MILES SOUTHWEST OF POTOSI...AND MOVING NORTHEAST AT 45 MPH. http://livewxradar.com #weather #news #wx #nasa

BravesNetsBears: Mr. BuyBack has left the building!!! Bakers square is going to receive plenty of my business.

funkyjenn: MY Dad. Best Gemini ever. Born this day in 1918. Sweetest, kindest man you'd ever meet. Life of the party, charmer, gentleman. I love you!

FalseMegGriffin: #WhenBrokePplGetMoney it means they can buy real gum an stop eating it off the ground - I've chipped a lot of teeth that way

TeamBKnowles: Am i the ONLY one who haven't listen to Until The of Time?!

mikehavrilla: Sangamo BioSciences and Collaborators Present Data Showcasing Broad Applications of ZFP… http://goo.gl/fb/BsGAe

ilovekindrex_jb: how old is spongebob? he owns his own house, has a steady job, and wears a suit but has teh personality of a preschooler. #whatamystery

ATL_TROTT: The best thing about Miami going to the Finals is I'll get to go to a game.

The_Nigga_Lopez: That was a success. First day of summer is already going down in memory books.

VFW91: Sen. Claire McCaskill of Missouri - Voted YEA on Cap and Trade & Food Safety Modernization Act - Vote Her Out.! #tcot #teaparty

toad3527: RT @ElliottWilson: "I'll adore you. I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you." Might be the worst rhyme of all-time. #LeprechaunRap

StoopKiddd: @timisdope did what's his name get at you yesterday?

mrknicknack: RT @iDntLuvThezHoes: Man, thez girls look like a flock of tammys « #wherethehoesat

donk2: had a lovely late lunch meal/mimosas outside with christina..now to do some reading :) .. oh the life of a college grad.

betty21trim: i'm glad Oprah went out while she was still on top, instead of waiting until no one cared anymore.

brooklyns_best1: @artdeal i need to make a copy of that first season, how many dvds is it ??

winonafllineber: .ii think "cum" have alot of calories.

simonlilly: 48 hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute. Full story here: http://bit.ly/jgHQFU via @leolaporte during #twig

AmyNitrate: Just heard from a reliable source that David Bowie is planning a tour for 2012! I'm relieved most of all that he is in good health.

NewYorkCeliac: Gluten Out Product Tip of the Day: Make bread pudding with Gluten Out's Pantondi rolls! Mmmm!! byebyegluti.com #GlutenFree #celiac #gfree

lambotini: @TiaraSoBoojie that's madness, they can't possibly get hot enough to do a nice shiny curl!

RantinReid: #incollege, I had the best days of my life. Kingston Art & Design School, yes you!

lelouchdegilead: RT @TheSlayerEve: Also while I am on the subject of #portal2 - Valve released the first part of the soundtrack for FREE - http://bit.ly/kwhdMH #valverule

BobFuckwell: RT @TheeDosEquisMan: He got arrested once but it never made it to trial. It was impossible to find a jury of his peers.

_Spaced_Out: Sooo I was invited to a pool party this Sunday, and I dnt kno how to get there lol

Miriah_Danielle: Laying back down but who cares it's summer but after this week of recovery I'ma be up and doin stuff promise ( :

SerenaKF: MT @The_CopyEditor: Twitter, YouTube throw up vast quantity of "news" material, but how to sort wheat from chaff? http://bit.ly/jLqFFJ

UtickL3Me_eLm0: RT @drebuzzworthy: Rule of thumb: Don't sleep with anyone you can't see yourself raising a child with.

NadineGriffiths: RT @holpalmer: not a fan of the gormless chinese bird on #theapprentice

modestoelpapi: RT @TWCBreaking: Per SPC, increased risk of strong, violent tornadoes next 2-4 hrs. in SE MO, far S. IL and W. KY. Area of concern: http://wxch.nl/ilBPAp

MusingsByMike: GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://ymid.net/p86g9k

lookin4me1993: Instead of my LG gossip my mom is giving me her old iPhone :) but I still want the iPhone 4 I'll get that when I get a job lol

EbbaJagberg: My room is so pretty right now. I think people will want to buy our house because of my room only. Yep, positive.

ceilascorner: Reward of $3000 offered for information for suspect who shot cat with arrow http://t.co/Q2ph7Mf via @examinercom

Bwanashoks: @Shane_FalcoSEA I am my boss...so sueing myself wouldn't work, would be a waste of my lawyers time!

BIEBERDROGA: GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://ymid.net/goqs70

_JojoSoDOPE: RT @lirrr_xoxo RT @Capt_Slapa_Hoe Oprah show < 20 innings of baseball

LB_Hooligan: @MsMPirate I hear you. Most of my new friends came from within my major. lol It's a change but a good change. It's all for the best :)

fonta8: RT @paulocoelho: Life is too short - or too long - to allow myself the luxury of living it badly

iSurfHenderson: iPhone App of the Week – Gas Buddy: HENDERSON, KY – With today’s constantly rising and rarely falling gas prices... http://bit.ly/lV1AWk

JulesTheWolfPA: @UncleSmartAssPA Yeah. Well.. You had your chance -pours two cups of coffee- Coffee is ready

enedeliagarza: RT @SoDamnEpic: Girl: "I'm breaking up with u." Boy: "Ok, can I get a last hug?" *Girl hugs boy* Girl: "Wait, are u covered in glue?" Boy: "Heh.." ;) R-T

SaveIronWeasel: @radiateLove_CTL I know.... I'd be okay if they put the tag at the BOTTOM of the pictures. Y'know?

tripledeeznutz: @JetLivin_JKnox nahh bro he didnt.. i promise you, LeBron aint get all defense team for nothin... its cool rose gonna do his thing.

mtatko29: @DeionSanders UA loves deion sanders, if they loved kids they'd give away free cleats to ALL of them! Free to you = free pub for UA

TheBrookeShow: @UrFavCreoleChic : He's the type to run your bath water for you, even throw some rose pedals in there! Me: I want one of those 

mikehavrilla: Data From a Phase 1 Clinical Trial of Exelixis' Cabozantinib Published in the Journal of… http://goo.gl/fb/cIW1S

__KeepinItReal: I never broke anybdys heart. I'm usually the one to get mines broke

sophwashere: Really disappointed in some All Time Low fans. I'm deliberately not listening to any of the leaked stuff, because it's not fair on the boys.

yarinhochman: RT @guy: Mike Arrington says the Sonar is way ahead of Color (while using only $200K vs Color's $41M investment) #TCDisrupt

theath: RT @MacHeist: Our 1st winner of the cool, custom #TheHeist iPad is @crazytabbix (check your PMs). Enter now for a chance to win #2! http://theheistapp.com

kawehdashti: @JamesDawute talking of whom, I have some work here for you. LOL

Hayperry: @YUNGTACT what you get me?!

br0_seidon: USE THEM ALL IN A SENTENCE: It is very niggardly for that niggler to be niggling that bunch of niggas.

YumiliciousNews: 5pm is almost here! Can't wait to celebrate Hump Day with a cold cup of Avocado yogurt! Who's in?!

vanenatis: @kanyewest We need your help for children in risk, vote in http://bit.ly/Ieladeinu info in www.clicksolidario.org.ar: PLEASE RT

thafletcher: RT @tommcfly: Good morning all. I've been up a while. Had breakfast with Harry and our security guy. I had some of Harry's marmite supply on toast. Yum!

FVRITrecipes: Audio of West Asset Management Debt Collector Abusing Consumer - West Asset Management Fined 2.8 Million http://bit.ly/fWhbJZ #Debt

jdb820: RT @PJFoleyExaminer: From 11 Alive: "Last year, the Atlanta Spirit Group was approached by a group of investors led by former NH… (cont) http://deck.ly/~MMXTG

BBecks02: I don't think I've ever watched a full hour of Oprah and here I sit watching her final show haha

NorineBrittain8: @ReWriteMyLyrics Justin Bieber is trying to find loyal fans to follow on Twitter, you could be one of them! http://tiny.cc/hh3ro

JaviertheHater: Shaun of the dead...

stmusic7: RT @TheReal_Rico: After a break up, a lot of guys say a BUNCH of stuff that isn't true about that female... Vice versa as well.. I'm hip

ikill_toilets: I just got my laugh of the day seeing yoli on my tl

craigbjones1: @Roveer what's one of those...?

LivvieeBeliebss: HELP GET @justinbieber TO FOLLOW ME! i love him to much! Please Give Me Shoutouts :'$ #BeliebersHelpBeliebers

IHeartsAriana: @ArianaGrande I keep looking at your profile knowing that I'm one of those 5,745 followers & that my tweets on your profile, I love you. ♥ 9

nicholwgerena: .ii think "cum" have alot of calories.