Dats_MyQue: Dos of u who hve saw me lately n think sum wrng wit me its da damn BET! Lol

nickyrocksoles: Beer of the day :) http://twitpic.com/55oydc

cccvideoguy: "Silly Love Songs" on the radio. I remember when it was popular. That was a great summer!

lolasatio: Jkt is sorta traffic jam version of inception..u fell into a traffic jam inside a traffic jam inside another traffic jam.. *sigh*

MicaelaAltieri: RT @LivinToInspire: Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about. -#MarilynMonroe #LTI

813place2b: @TheReal_Legacy I want that coochie with a strip of hair

LeggoBri: i havnt herd willie talk in the last 3 days hes been straight sleeping

HighDef_Jeff: Yes I say that all the time RT @SJmanager: #Realmusictalk Be a fan of the music not the HYPE that surrounds it!!

OhYeahImPhoebe: My sister think she's so cool because she take the blame and she's the "bigger person" , brag you did the damn thing so of course you blamed

candacejune92: the one time wych calls me do a function and i dont yet have black pants/shoes here #wahhhcrying

ArellieGoesRAWR: My sister is sitting her singing while she plays Mario on wii, && I'm just like stfu! (>.<)

ABC36Lexington: Hot Temperatures Breaking Car Windows - Video Click Here The early heat in the Bluegrass is causing an unexpected ... http://ow.ly/1d08LU

SY_Life: someone help my bend my leg. it is straight like dun noe wad, cannot bend de

brittanydolence: @RaeLois haha I know the feeling! I miss you too!

TheNamesMa: @DenaDaneee what you hmm about over there.

emack619n: Just got done ballin niggas up like the norms lol.

bridgestone: @mcahalane hey Mary, I can't immediately place where you saw that phrase but it's possible we over emphasized the "reuse" :)

rajib_1599: I took a nap at 8... So yup I'm up. Maybe if I lay in the dark ill fall asleep

idclrWorldPeace: 4 insight 2 the thought behind th I Declare World Peace project, www.ideclareworldpeace.com

canadasoccertv: @ManUnited85 Thanks alot. Glad to help footy fans as always. I also do all different leagues since its part of my job lol

dgs1301: #Jays should still feel good battling to pull back to 13-9. Great #Hustleandheart. You can't win them all what matters is that spirit

JoJoRaRe: @Michael_Ivey @jake_mcginnis fine. But it won't change the fact that the spurs are watching the game at home... like you. :)

PyR3XADvocAt3: Singapore is so cold that my lips crack and I have to use lip balm.

isiahfive8: Watching Buffy the vampire slayer..I use to love this show so much when I was younger..

prisilamercury: RT @prguitarman: "Goddamnit Soviet Russia... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!" http://t.co/E6GrTvf

raytone: keep the FKN hate comin' :) #STAYFREE

amandaa_BAMF: RT @sharon_BAMF: Life is short so just live it to the fulllllest.

lvalcantar: I really hope Tara has a better story line this season of True Blood. I couldn't stand her this last season. #random

jeRrRr6: @kingskam yah my real bday is tomorrow so I'll go out with the mature ppl first tomorrow night then the gay boys in the weekend

GlumBird: Also, it just hit me, I'm performing as Longlast for the first time in about three months on Friday. It'll be... interesting?

Chaichaichayy: #13thingsilove 12. Search the easter-eggs when the easter-day has come.

rjaacksonx: the last boy I saw cry was Peter and he looked like an angel .

Beer_n_Loathing: "No, 384 million blogs dedicated to the same celebrity gossip is NOT overdoing it." - the Internet

HumanityNews: Green News: Can 1 miracle plant solve the world's 3 greatest problems? http://dlvr.it/TnCvF

Sum_LikeDance: I know you'll be there at the end of the day… I dnt wanna live w/o babe I dnt wanna a broken heart dnt wanna take a step w/o babe

thewanderingjew: Another 17:29, score's 0-0, and I'm super tired. Will the game end before bedtime?

slc0915: @BusyChasingNick it's just for the night. Friends of ours have a camper on a small lake. They have a pontoon boat, so it should be fun.

AleishaCerny: @NanyMTV Your incredible, so sad tonights the last episode. Sorry about your dad, but hope your all good Nany. Your the bestt

DavidKooi7: The only place there ain't money is on the ceiling!

soccerchic14: Come ON Thomas! Let the puck go in already!

rebelliousbee: show me all the things that I shouldn't know

anita_israni: Music helps you mute the voices in your head.

mRsz_x0tik: “@BeaMakaveli: awe @mRsz_x0tik is cuteee with her tiny voice :D”• heyy now lol yer voice is lil too!

JasperMWright: The pros and cons of being a freelance writer http://dld.bz/zPpS

DowntownCastles: @hystericbliss26, *big hugs* I still get weird looks for some of the tees I wear; the way I look at it, God gave the creation of music...

Fat_Junkieee: i hope some of thiss isnt true

xIMPicturesque_: Why TH am I watching Catwoman , this movie is very quire !

chiz38: RT @indy__pendent: PC AND MYRTLE BEACH THIS SUMMER ! #Winning (:// Myrtle beach is great!

TeannaDenise: RT @NAEforPresident: boutta lay down for the night, bye twitter

JoanaTiana: @JOHN_BLANCO not sure.... Maybe in about a week! What's good tho? :)

CHRISelaye: RT @FavstarOfTheDay: Congrats @CHRISelaye! @thejonjohn picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day: http://favstar.fm/t/76107546330546177

ArinAjeng: totally, its good idea haha RT @helloviviennex3 @JxE_ mtv is on tumblr now lets spam their ask ;D

deanna_lynnxo: Hate hate hate the Bruinss.. Let's Go Canucksss :) #stanleycupfinals

melz2wavey: @ViiXEN_RUBii grr lol ill just wait untill my man find me lol, and what happened to us chillen lol

IAmKingNesta: Yo I'm a sucker for this lady and my friends know I want 2 work with her. @JulietteLewis just DM. I'm drunk n not off the Jameson.

SmokinAcesLTL: RT @SJmanager #Realmusictalk Be a fan of the music not the HYPE that surrounds it!!

adrielandriawan: @XboxSupport I tried resetting everything, but then everytime I search the game always kicks me back saying matchmaking aborted

JaneatTheSpec: Excellent Open Forum at the Spec tonight, Code Red: One Year Later. Building a caring community.

TJ_Mitch: @MissNalaJae did it, it's the same packet from the beginning of semester 4

iBeliebyouxoxo: RT @TheNoteboook: It's funny how I'm good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don't know what to do.

royaheartsyou: @Aryv what job is this?

RudyBrito14: I get home walk into my room, and my brother goes "help me up, I'm drunk" and his girl is just standing over him like "he's an idiot"

Drunken_Monk: RT @WashPostLive: Wait a minute? The Congressman in trouble for showing a pic is named Weiner??? no way. hahaaa

Dogma1979: I don't understand how two such anaemic or offensively challenged teams can be in the SCF #bruins #canucks

GrayGuz: someone come slap me. I need some type of excitement in life right now

Mfalme_Milele: & the house to go back to quite.

_AlwaysMissD: @Dretty I gotta get back to the computer to see it, gimme a sec!

SharonKinMY: Late for class again. >< Gave Mr Warren bad impression of me. >< not good. but late better than never mah. ^^

jennnytennant: Loves walking the street in my bathingsuit at this time, not even cold out #yay

djblord: @DJPyper @GottaLoveKia lol or u can hit em with the ┌П┐(•͡_ •͡┌П┐

SayWooord: RT @SumthinAbout_B: My sister think she sweet cause she got the new xbox. Imma put it in the washing machine when I get home.

c4ncll3: RT @oldspice: Hammocks are what man would sleep in if it weren’t for women, who require sheets and pillows and spring mattresses.

xxamybyartxx: @Josh_Bentley94 digestives would be lovely:')ahaa the name is a joke babe, do ya get it?;) i'm off now, nighty night=p xx

TrulyBlessed_24: RT @SimplyTy__: If she love you, she'll be back. She might not trust u, but she'll be back... I think that's the words lol

imjustsinead: RT @TheNoteboook: Eventually, one of two things will happen. He will realize you're worth it, or you'll realize that he isn't.

adorablyfanny: ♡ RT @DamnItsTrue: #13thingsilove Crystal clear blue water and the blue sky on a sunny beach.

Musiclovelife13: Who wants to give me a ticket to @Incubusband at the Forum in London? I will literally do anything!!

Muzakb09: RT @love_chxlss @Muzakb09 lol HOME, stretched out on my bed// -___- prob taking up only a yard of space.#bedtoobig

SunDrop_Dance: Hahahahaha I'm the best now anybody should organize a pep rall

toyinatanda: To do something good, there is no such thing as "it's too late". it will never be too late unless you haven't done anything at all

JerryTho27: @TheKidIvan well do u wanna give me the money tomorrow?

AntonioSureshot: Hella dope RT @dj_erok: I'll be in the rooftop @IconDTLA playin' that feel good music. http://t.co/Xnn5O08

Tessa_reynoso: Out with the lil sis ;)

Hutton_Ben: @Taylorlove33 did you know @emilyskeen18 is lame?

NOPDeBlast: #NOLA #NOPD 2nd *****Media Advisory***** New Orleans Police Office of Public Information]Superintendent Serpas ... http://dlvr.it/TnCtv

Sandorspui: A Brief History of Makeup

cocoaSha_nell: RT @THEHANG0VERFAN: The awkward moment when u get into 1 little fight & your mum gets scared and makes u move in with your auntie & uncle in Bel-air...

Not_RatedPG: Why did I just walk in my room & my alarm clock is just blinking 10:23? O_o WTF?

linuxmisc: #linux #mm Re: [PATCH] mm: compaction: Abort compaction if too many pages are isolated and caller is asynchronous http://dlvr.it/TnCtq

homeexpertinc: That geico civil war commercial is so lame

JAdoReKendii_7: RT @theerealBswag: 1 in 5 relationships now start online. The other 4 will end online.

Fuck_Edward: @AndreaDior lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that was the ugliest tweet you ever posted