ms_yyhicks: @bigzo_365 I feel you on this one

QueenYennyC: My mom is perving on my "date" photos! ¬.¬ Mi mamá se anda buceando a mi fulano! ¬.¬ Que es ese abuso?!! XD

akgeepro: Sales tax exemption withdrawal on import of machinery flayed http://dlvr.it/St88m

TeamMikeNess: @TeamJonny2Bags I voted for SD but Jasta won. ._. I can't even get on my teamjasta account. ._.

Roseyworld69: I just took "Justin:"Hey, it's OK your safe with me."~Your a homeless t..." and got: Part 2- I <3 Hearts! Try it: http://tinyurl.com/3cv8e6c

pamjoycee: RT @jascurtissmith: Still in bed. Missing out on my first 2 classes then gonna show up to sit a test. Feeling unwell 

curtismoore: RT @cheninboutwell: Sitting here wondering when people are gonna get the memo that it's not ok to use a photographer's image on their site without permission.

jazzpastord: How many #unco11 twerps serve on some committee or council in their judicatories? #goingviralwhereweare

flipxshortayx: Pet peeve: being hung up on.

Katbeast: I am glad I got to play on oprah once with Roberta Flack

SabrinaWaun: @lorrie lol someone has Aiden on the brain.

nbtsinger160: The Simpsons is one of multiple comedies I can watch for hours, never laugh, and never get tired of it.

JaylaaaaaAmor: I hate when people put single on there status , we know your single ... you were single yesterday too !

Artgal_AZ: RT @azteaparty: Arizona Officials to Put Medical Pot Program on Hold" on Arizona Tea Party Network: http://ning.it/lbm4vM

G8TheGreat: Ayoooooo @StoneyLou write 16 bars to the "your point" beat. U can use that for the first track on the mixtape

bieber1491: @justinbieber just posted a #pic from a fan on #facebook #NeverSayNEVER

AmericanIdolPie: A guide to 'American Idol' on TV this week: May 24 - 25 | Show ...: "_American Idol_" has spawned dozens of... http://dlvr.it/St88d

TeamMegaMak: My daughter on stage singin wt her class, lol she got happy when she noticed me

koya_beautyy: sittin on my back porch eating chocolate ice cream & listening to Alicia Keys :)

SamanthaaxMarie: i hope my daddy dont come speak to me today, cus i refuse to put some pants on.

LeahTurnerMusic: Omg me toooo! The best!"@kendrajaderossi: Have I mentioned how happy I am that #RHONJ is back on?!"

3xoticSavage: So you takin pics in the dressing room with a dress on that you can afford-_- getcho money upp.

Beth_Healey: Does anyone have that jess holt girl on facebook ?

badast_turtles: UFC: Maryland grad a contestant on 'The Ultimate Fighter': On Wednesday night, the 2006 University of Maryland g... http://bit.ly/k4RC2a

YO_Juanitaai: ayeeeee! sponge bobs on tv. yay, lol.

MoneyPirate: oining is easy go to: http://mpb210.com check on Affiliate tab, then click on Grocery Box! ##free

HPeters07: Watermelon is so refreshing on a hot day

feelhealthynow: http://dld.bz/HEvH Belton: Local Ag Agent Teaches Dining On A Dime - KWTX http://goo.gl/fb/tsdAG

MrCarter_10: @Benji_rose I Wanna be kissed on and I want to kiss on somebody tonight...just feel like boo lovin<< i wish i could b der for u

starwarsaddict: RT @afndaegu: Today is Star Wars Day. The original film opened in 32 theaters on this date in 1977. May the Force be with you. :) Kelsey

liltrue101: RT @iTweetRealness: Ladies If you find a good man hold on to him because these days finding a dude that don't cheat is like "Winning the Lotto".

JoeTheGreek: We be on that kryptonite @J3martinez

syrusk: @TBIZZIRRD haha put the meninga eyebrows on his screen lol

iamMsWorthing: RT @mrsPOPtht_: RT @_Annaaaaa it's funny how i'm the topic of people's discussion , and they're the very last thing on my mind . . .

verissimocaique: @tainaagarcia vc tá on? :)

personunknown: Two Chris Crocker videos under "Education" is like Sarah Palin being on The Learning Channel.

charoenjoo: End the war on #drugs! Join the global call for #decriminalisation, and #regulation. Sign now: http://t.co/pgd9dTE

ayoometz: On break..... Which ends... Now.

Scarletta3: RT @aubreycollins: Our boy @NathanStoops of our band @Scarletta3 is on Idol tonight! Live in 25 minutes. Check it!!!! Gooo Nathonious!

ohmysash: @AyyJayy_94 lol i hope not because im not planning on going

safresh: I guess I finally have to get back on this Twitter wagon. I have to admit...I am ashamed though.

deboraliudi: RT @LoveQuotesx: Every girl...Has that one conversation running in their head of what they wish he’d say

Variety_TV: Sudance fashions renewal: TV News: 'All on the Line' set for 2nd season -- Sundance has picked up a second seaso... http://bit.ly/jjJYi3

GloryGrullon: RT @Roxxi_Doxxi: Aww I missed out! Can someone clue me in on What happened to Nina? WHAT HAPPENED?

VivaLaPink_Tia: RT @_BiteMeeh: #incollege you learn who your friends are from all the fake and you just accept them for how they are and move on! #iaintlyin

bbaileaf: i have to leave in like ten minutes. LET'S GO ON THIS HOMEWORK

ShaanAC_Holder: I honestly never realised I had so many scabnies on bbm<------ is this a good thing :/ ???

_callMeCurlySue: RT @LoveQuotesx: Every girl...Has that one conversation running in their head of what they wish he’d say

LanellWuellenwe: @thaays_santos Justin Bieber will follow you on Twitter! - Read this! http://alturl.com/mkbyo

TEEYUPPBOYZZ: Lol RT @JPcreamsweetz: PLEASEE PROMOTERS DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT @ ME ABOUT UR PARTY IF ITS ON THE SAME DAY I AM THE ... http://tmi.me/aBDmU

WaChewKoo: Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw...hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore

venezuela_star: US stocks up on oil prices http://tf.to/sSku

kiragibbsssx3: I have clothes w/ price tags on 'em..

kim_michelle: @HWTM_Jenn we love to do Korean BBQ gtg's all on the grill... with multiple marinades and meat! #bacardidaiquiri

loveologie: Sunburn on my tummy #ouch

heyyybri: We know u r RT @keemxhoops: @EliseUncensored lol imma chill on that arguement

JPcreamsweetz: PLEASE PROMOTERS DO NT I REPEAT DO NT @ME ABOUT UR PARTY IF ITS ON THE SAME DAY I AM NT THE BLUE CROSS STOP USIN MY NAME TO GET PEOPLE LMAO

RunN_Trell_That: LOL as soon as #SVU over! RT @DreaBerry31: I would like to welcome @RunN_Trell_That on my TL!!! Let the entertainment began Lol

ponyboyswag: @nolahollywood yoooo @AquaforceLife is leaking not one but TWO new songs tonight on the #SorryForPartyingVol1 mixtape stay tuned!

AubreyWinter: you are so yesterday, not gonna let you rain on my parade. don't want to hear a thing you say.

SpicketFence: @monkeypusher69 @DSDreamer1996 Boooo. White chocolate is awful. But okaayyy, if you insist on inferior chocolate. :D

NohemiBlack: RT @ryanseacrest: @justinbieber nation, don't crash my website or anything, but tomorrow I'll have info on how u can hang w/ him in NYC http://bit.ly/jFq0vk

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kelseyadamskj: i'll get on anybody track and hit that bi.ch with that #waynetrain

zts8D: RT @ArkaikClothing: Thats on you ;) <3 lets make it happen! RT @attilafronz: @arkaikclothing when is there gonna be Arkaik x ATTILA? ;)

Petrinamktv: Discover more about the techniques used to investigate archaeological sites on land and sea

Malisagsm: @trash0ramadjs im rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at @GALIFIANAKlS from the movie Hang Over right now!

marianinha95: RT @lorran_lol: HELP-ME http://twitpic.com/51bo39 T___T PLEASE - #liveatbestbuy live on http://livestream.com/liveatbestbuy

antwanharris: RT @WRCBsports: I'll try to keep up on scores, but right now listening to Drew Brees at TFP Best of Preps banquet. http://twitpic.com/523nmx

PhilFiQLL: I got shafted on the hottest man candy award. #disappointed

soloeningles: ★★★★ Will Google Announce A New Android Feature On Thursday? http://j.mp/mb4DuC #cuatroestrellas

ChuckeePrincess: RT @WonderBroz its #JankySoStanky when u take a test&just kno u did good & when u get it back u like Wat Tha?? cause its a big F on ur paper

GoLovatoMez: RT @xProudofLovato: 208 ~ YOU WROTE MY NAME ON YOUR ARM AND ON YOUR HEAD. YOU IZ SPECIAL, I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE SUCH A COOL KID. And you're pretty damn beautiful<3

kayjeanette: there's legit a person on jeopardy with the name of "Gay" omfg. dead.

laughlivelovex7: while everyone's out smoking weed, i'm gonna' be sitting on the couch watching spongebob, in my pj's, and sippin' on a juice box.:)

MyPhilaPhillies: Ryan Howard hits his 11th double on the season! Inches from a HR... #Phillies #MLB #reds

Royilld: @helloCopperpot the funniest person on Twitter has to be @GALIFIANAKlS from the movie Hang Over. haha

scheundt: I just ousted @alegrea_santos as the mayor of Asian Development Bank on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aTYzvR

Lilyzhght: #howtogetslapped grabbing on this http://t.co/9aU2e6J

DreaGoGos: @CruelCarsey No school on Monday... so lets PARTY on Sunday? :) Come watch me dance <3 http://twitpic.com/51szbk

IamMalukete: RT @britneyspears: BS Alert! The set list on BreatheHeavy is fake guys.... keep guessing for that meet & greet with Brit. http://bit.ly/jstNMB -Adam, Manager

ReefCollege: I subscribed to matucd's channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/matucd?feature=autoshare

Rosalinepqrd: Is religion on its way out asks Nicky Campbell in a special young people's edition from Birmingham

rachaelallstar3: @davidbuczkowski If I can't get a ride to the show on June 21st, I'll be really bummed :(

Variety_TV: HBO goes in the ring with 'Roach': TV News: New series puts focus on boxing trainer -- HBO is taking a shine to ... http://bit.ly/j3dTOD

YR_arie: @Amigo_Got_Racks its only funny bc i know the look on your face right now, what kind of sushi were you eating?

Postie_BadAzz: Stop wasting my time and say whats on yo mind

VeveLovesRoc: @WonderBroz it's #JankySoStanky when you lookin fresh but you thirsty & you buy a pop & open and all the frizz pops out on you...