YhurGabriela: Miguel came out of the hospital with gunk in his helmet of hair. The people at the diner were like . . O.o

melodyboytoy: Having a drink at the Old Queens Head with @alexsaville1

SungminnieFacts: @DilaQisTeuk yes, that's already an issue before but we are going to use ELFs because everyone's using it. Super Junior & ELFs

DRoadkill: @mc_razza True, right now it's not as popular but the projections are sunny. Still, an IM client is defined by its restrictions.

darrenhayman: Not just free Hayman posters but free Hayman badges, beermats, comp CDs & chocolate here at the Hangover Lounge @ Lexington

AustinArborist: Most #tree #trimming can be done at anytime of the year, there are some exceptions check with your #arborist http://austintreesurgeons.com

BBQmommy: I may have eaten too much at @BusterRhinosBBQ birthday breakfast. Waffles and bacon #FTW

dd_phlin: RT @disneywords: I still want to believe anything can happen in this world for an ordinary girl like me. –Hannah Montana #disneywords

Keely_Wadders: @crummy23 at rugby u?

nufcfans: If you could keep one player #NUFC fans, who would you keep at the club? Jose Enrique or Joey Barton? #NUFC #fb

MizzNikie08: At work till 7

jupixtraining: Oh dear.. I've lost my voice....may have been shouting a bit too much at the only excitement last night

WeaverStreet: Are you ready for jazz music? The Jeff Brown Quartet plays at our Carrboro store today, 11am-1pm. Get some tunes with your brunch!

mizaadlina: @HarithIshikawa my class start at 8.30 la. what bout after our busscomm class?

motherpuckeryo: @Warbler_Kurt_ Jesus Kurt...*he closed his eyes, shuddering at the thought* What else?

nualakoala: When you're at school sitting on a bench with three other people and they start talking in a different language and you're just... there :')

Scott_beckett: whoever wrote these scenario questions for this job is an absolute dumbass. Keep saying 'he' as in terms of a customer. What if it's a she?

chdr: @GWOtaku Eh, it might be because I watched the awful dub, but I thought Trust/Betrayal was above average at best

cashewredneck: @half_way_angel @lunargrrrl actually since i played at Carolina, i dont care who wins. Just like that another title comes to the conference.

Delenalover8: @Ana_2728 btw you want to join to trend Demi & Lovatics ? Every time you reply put that at the end :)

kcramirez: @TeamFollowBack need more followers. If u in the tri state area n wanna no where the party at #Followback

jaetong: it is interest to watch undercover boss to see how the boss look at their worker, what are they really facing and how they feel too

John_M_Ward: RT @CBeebiesHQ: @john_m_ward @_miss_chief_ Think an Anything Machine would be very useful addition to CBeebies HQ!

PimptressJailed: RT @DiablaPlayhouse: Needing exotic dancers preferably immortal to join me at www.TwilightNation.net 18+ EXPERIENCED RPers.

AdiiynOnd: RT @DanishBelieber7: Justin and beliebers will stay at the top!! :)<3

anjasmin: RT @Fridaavianing: this is not a freak thing at all !! it just shows that we love " dosire & dosire lovers " XOXO

Sweet_Tee_Pie: ok let me get ready chuch starts in an hour and MJ is all about laying right now. I see childrens church in his future #toocrunk

KREAM_89: I forgot my store opens at 11 today

SOAWorldExpo: Preview: @CloudExpo NY | Lessons of #BigData by @drluckyspin, #Cloud VP at #Yahoo! http://bit.ly/haGJdh (Full schedule: http://bit.ly/oOXAE)

call_it_quits: I have got to get an essay done today. If anyone has any info about archives, share yeah? Cheeeeeerz.

COCOforKEKE: i think he still pissed at me :/

shirleyhenrycnn: At Pentagon this am as #RollingThunder gathered @sandraendocnn intvd grp's exec who said #Palin welcome at their event like everyone else is

bengriffith: I'm at North Main Church Of Christ (502 N Main, Winters) http://4sq.com/l7oYcl

iAM_FIRE: Micah 2:3 Therefore thus saith the Lord; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall http://tl.gd/aour1u

xliittlemonster: If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

ThePimptress_: RT @DiablaPlayhouse: Needing exotic dancers preferably immortal to join me at www.TwilightNation.net 18+ EXPERIENCED RPers.

dpvrai: Google Wallet: An Interesting Solution To A Problem That Doesn’t Exist? [Headlines] @psfk http://t.co/9MlCi5N via @AddThis

hughech1: @Erod311EFC I understand that. Looked at the Liverpool echo and haven't seen anything. Wikipedia may be unreliable but it gets things fast.

MattWadey_: @Nattiex_x well since you were having a go at the person i'm in love with, slightly pissed off with you, but its not hate.

nutmeg321321: Follow @ukbitdefender and retweet this message to win free software and an iPad 2. Terms http://t.co/GmwjGdp

Emetrop: RT @rob_sheridan: It doesn't seem like it should be this easy, but if you ever want to lose faith in humanity ALL you have to do is look at YouTube comments.

NastyButClassy_: RT @SydneyADebonair: but my thing is ...why get mad at me because i was a developed professional in high school working on a dream....i should be an inspiration

RespectMy_FLY: Yayyyy lets do it. Its always an adventure with us lol RT @ItssNiaa I wanna do something special this summer....maybe with @RespectMy_FLY

_DemiObsessed: @xCupidLove I don't know how it's called in englisch , i will do my education at the telecom:)

MrsCox: New #recipe at Snafood | Bottomless Veggie Pot Pie http://t.co/YcpECSF

IAMJORDANNIKOLE: RT @neeqsworld: Even when u feel things are at their worst...realize u are ALIVE with opportunities to strive & make it better. #Thankful

jmacfear: #Abyei shd become an example in transparent governance. The wealth should be shared between South and North #Sudan, subtracting govt costs.

Neil_C_Aston: @DanielaPhillips cool. let me know what you think at the end. provokes some interesting debate

mollybelieberUK: RT @UKBieberDay: TwitLonger: Justin & Beliebers ... We may have our up's and down's, but we are a family. At the http://t.co/DQUGfvE

SalliePena: jls wax made at madame tussauds http://twitition.com/eis92

stefanyfny: RT @LovableWords: Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off, It takes you by surprise at (cont) http://tl.gd/aour1d

DJMooggyMoo: @MalMakesMagic I will refrain from yelling at you.

GottaLove_AG: why are you mad at me B-Radd?

moxellex: @MarussiaVirgin well, a safety cat would mean a leisured pace at least ... :) #F1 #nostress

drakeee11: I'm soo tired D: & no ones ready for church yet & it starts at 7:15! Ugh I hate when people take forever

Doneinsecret: See you at the crossroad, crossroads, crossroads, crossroads. #LOL.

NARRETTAA: @iSharrrr @ImBurnz loll trust, an oo yeahh

MeinGottAwesome: Heh...I wasn't on at all yesterday...And today it feels lonely~

Jacksonville_WX: Fog/Mist and 68 F at Jacksonville Municipal Airport, IL Winds are Southeast at 8.1 MPH (7 KT). The humidity is 88%. La http://s1z.us/tp.htm

hanna_nanana: RT @justinbieber: I'm standing in front of the Eiffel Tower!! This is amazazazaing.. Its all because of u.. Yes u lookin at this tweet:) cheahhh

DavidAnguria: Just opened an #about.me account

mairs: Remember that time when it's possible to like Harry Potter AND Twilight saga at the same time.

chip_dingman: @JDurbinAI10 you rock James. Have a great time at disney world

TJF_again: @CONCEDE @wvabuckeye I don't look at achievement with rookies. I look for aptitude.

trigger_goon730: Bored? Come video chat with me at http://tinychat.com/allcitygoons

TalkoftheTown__: RT @PilotWifeBlog: 2 16oz Gourmet Candles #Giveaway At The Pilot’s Wife http://t.co/Hq8AuTJ

likeitsKHY: At work... -___-

dReAd_HeAd_E: Almost got Fired last at the J, lol guess I gotta get on my shid

nicoshoney: oh Blazing Squad i remember when they supported Westlife at Powderham Castle

Martaabp: Not tweeting at all lately

KidnPlayKenny: @DreamKid22 where was yall at

baharxcore: oh smartserve videos, you give me so many lulz. is that panic at the disco in the background? lmaoooo

coloNHEL: @snoWWBBlack @butterizedoreo haha. damo man an ea gnbuff. Damu ka tab. axa sad movies nah. haha.

JonMWelch: People at Strumpshaw Steam Rally, keep an eye out for this nihilistic rodent, present at last year's event. http://lockerz.com/s/105870812

Patrick_Ward: I checked in at Starbuck (9500 W Higgins Rd) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/i3i40F

Rinkaapsari: They stare at me while I.. Crave you.. #np

bigdano: I'm at Dunkin Donuts (8714 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa) http://4sq.com/kPjROn

Brenttattoo: HEY, HEY, HEY!!! The tour stops in Chicago again this weekend...at Top Hat Tattoo. SPECIAL STUFF all weekend...... http://fb.me/KwJCGpuq

AshleyConnelly: @nhill1248 there's a game Tuesday at 710 and we wannna go to that oneee!

MahdiW: RT @YoungKingsEnt: An excuse is unimportant

_Layla_: Carousel starting on Film4. Tissues at the ready. I hope @RealHughJackman remakes this one day, I wanna see him play Billy Bigelow.

Official_MehulK: At an amazing wedding loving the food and the music is awesome!!

dirtdetroit313: RT @teamSSMag: Calling All Unsigned Artist! @iambig7 Time2grind Vol2 Hosted by DJ Kay Slay is now taking submissions @--> http://time2grind.com RT

aslizey: I'm at Cesmealtı http://4sq.com/lrQ0zh

halifaxtweeters: RT @71Malkin: Going to the boat park, Bedford is an amazing part of Halifax :)!

workatfromhome: Work for home computer users! Do Online Data Typing Jobs at Home ...: Work for home computer users! Do Online Da... http://bit.ly/dET7C5

omgdudeitsmarsb: How could we trend TVDFinale, HERO STEFAN and ELENA KISSED DAMON in an HOUR and not trend Ian & Somerholics in hourSSSS

eglyveronezi: RT @gagamonster96: We're the cool kids at the party! #VideoMonsterAwards ;D Gaga & Monsters

tmaes: Loving iOS Personal Hotspot. Works very elegantly. Been playing ISP for 4 people during weekend at the seaside.

roomedia: RT @eurotwax: Matt Morris eagled 17 (par 5), now T42 at +5 in round 4 at the BMW PGA Championship http://tinyurl.com/3trubqo #pga

imareanne: Photo: › kevin bacon, river phoenix & martha plimpton at the ‘rock against fur’ benefit - february 19, 1989 http://tumblr.com/xk82qn2n18

idclrWorldPeace: The I Declare World Peace art project explained at www.ideclareworldpeace.com #IDWP

HushedxAngel: @YupThatsMySock and you're definitely not a stupid bimbo. So for him not to like you, or at least pretend not to like you for his douchebag

sammiekloza: Why You will need An Universal Laptop Charger http://sohoarticles.com/why-you-will-need-an-universal-laptop-charger/

rickeyrozzay: @TrappinAintEasy my house at 4 and yo mom

xsuperhan: @Dezington Seen you spell is name like that before today. Such an avid fan. :)