AE_3D: RT @ayysian: I bet the "YMCA" dance is harder to do in different languages.

koolaid_ohh_yea: *jigsaws voice* you only have 3 seconds to get out of this contraption don't even bother to try to escape cuz my machines r mind bottling

DoloTia: RT @SantanaToWavy: @_LovingANIYA lls im livinq in my skin to, everythinq qood doe ma, just qettin on yur sis nerves

2Adot_hanna3: @genayedanielle I know! What took you so long to come back to me..

xciaragrimesx: RT @liammckenna1: You'd like me less if i was nice to you :-)

Bostonsportchat: Race for AL East crown will go down to wire: Considering the dreadful starts the Rays and Red Sox endured, the t... http://bit.ly/mhis48

cbeverage54: RT @NHLBruins: Julien: "Guys understand they all have roles to play..."^BISH

DontHateBeHated: Told y'all the mix on that album was superb quality. S/o to Guru. He put the sound on another level.

MziDanceMarissa: @kiraababee when are we spose ta be goin to O.C.?

EliotCutting1: Did you hear Pirlo Juventus+Gilberto Sliva to Gremio only if Mata joins now

patrickbambrick: Is it redneck that I just fedexed a bottle of hot sauce to our record label?

1fmc: Essential Features and Qualities to Look for in a Home Mortgage Company http://rca.st/mb1j6X

DanMolicaFranco: Really want this week to go super fast !

mfreshi3: love talking to @itsjmarquez it been like hours

Joycienkz: Using Funded Sponsoring to Promote and Expand Your Business http://t.co/uEwfUSr

sasiegirl: May is National Egg Month - Enter to #win a Farberware 10" Skillet & More @shining2save Ends 5/26 http://shining2save.com #giveaway

Shes_S0_BreeZie: Happy Birthdayyy S/O to my big homie @ENorwood40 !! :)

Anwarzs1906: This heat got me ready to faint

_highthere: #incollege i had a 4bdrm apt to myself [wit all de keys] #avenue

GaltsGirl: uuhhm.. RT @MikePerretta: @GaltsGirl I used to drink a lot more but.... Then again I do drink the Large cups like the ones at DD!

emmagriff3006: RT @example: Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally

MrsBenji: his life seems to be and how ordinary and boring my life is compared to his, especially since we're practically the same age.

MiltShook: Ok... So GOP House votes to kill Medicare, GOP Senate insists on going on record w/same. 2012 looking good, if we can all get on same page

mattgambo: RT @VirginAmerica: Flights to Chicago start tomorrow! Get in the Chi-Town state of mind. What's your favorite Windy City hot spot? http://vgn.am/6017RDhl

datjetsonfranco: RT @SoelP1: Mac miller is corny to me.

brUN0dostres: Was so excited to do my homework on my hammock, look outside and the gardners are like blowing leaves everywhere #sopissed

lukeneff: RT @sportsguy33: Bulls/Heat rant 3/4: Kurt Thomas needs to play big minutes tonight with the instructions, "We will pay any and all fines."

ForeverBizarre: @heartgrenaded Alex!! i haven't talked to you in a long time! i missed you!

ICONicbieber21: Just cant get enough is on the radio....makes me think of @ICONicBoyz n how they r going to tear up that stage tonight! #ProudICONiac<3

chloelask: RT @peoplemag: Fergie, Josh Duhamel say they are ready to start a family. http://ow.ly/518mj

andymancandy: I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl, without being disrespectful….....but can't!

Dee_SK: Whatever happened to #Westlife?

RachelLeeth: RT @HarryPotterish: “I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had.” - J.K. Rowling.

Bizarro_Zo: @loctastic I get why. And once you commit to it they give you a lesson on the side street. It really seemed small to you?

Jo0ori_717: Twitter its enough,, I want to sleep 

RHOyalRHOliance: Reading a book to ease my mind

2_Eazzi: http://lockerz.com/s/104472462 Lmao I busted this chick stealin some guy's facebook pics and saving them to a flash ... http://tmi.me/aBpyf

briiiana: Hadd fun w/the guys, now resting up until Precious comes to get me :)

thiagojmonaco: RT @shanselman: Moving to C# and .NET for Java Developers: http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/gg715299.aspx

nataleecollamer: @ZoeFletchFletch idk I have to call in tomorrow to see when my orientation is! Eeeeeeep :):)

yoderpaul: @artesiacat320 @tprjon It takes mere minutes to get charcoal hot enough for grilling.

skullywilliams: if @MightyMouseUFC gets the job done against a high caliber #mma fighter like @MiguelTorresMMA it would be a big boost to his career

OMG_ITS_SNOOK: Swear it did RT @Pac_manjones: RT had all da hoes @OMG_ITS_SNOOK Perry use to smack RT @Pac_manjones: #inhighschool i wanted to go to perry

SoCal_Al_: Nobody can force me to tell them anything !! Lol :P #childish right ?

GROWN_SIMBA79: why @BigBanks77 think its so funny to see me tweet from a computer lmao

littleredd8796: RT @Tweetin_Queen: What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

BROOKECAL_: RT @JBmusicx: watchingg oprahh. 2nd to last episode :( soo sad :(

Sekr3t: @deadspace @dstt How many tries will it take to make it on the deadspace.ea.com site?

edfdirep: http://tiny.cc/l9rgp Why wait to start earning what you're worth?

SethDW: Twitter really wants me to follow Carmelo Anthony and Lindsay Lohan...it's just not going to happen but it's really persistent.

KyleEmina: @BreanaMary haha that's exactly what I expected, nothing wrong with that. I'm so pumped to see him when he comes to Milwaukee.

geekinthepink3: Its kinda funny that most of us didn't want to go to TLSAMP but we all ended up being happy we went.

_shelyfbaby_: U knew wat it was RT @Tira2meanShay #inhighschool i swear every body n they mama i no went to east lol

__Undefined: I'm going to have a job

InsanePinky: @yakkopinky Egad Brain, Brilliant! Oh no no no, if they gave Oscars to voice actors, wouldn't mimes get jealous?

lilfritz11: RT @_3o5BAdd: #incollege I had ducks puttin food in me and @Beyond_Pretty fridge!!!! Good times!!<that's how its pose to be

SmoothestNerd: to be honest i want a girl for the summer #jussayin

OneWordGospel: To those not currently following @AyoJin Listen to this powerful anointed song and please reconsider... http://youtu.be/C4h1Mwbhzgk Follow!

Tp_silk21: What is there to do today?

_KwonnieMonroe: RT @joshporter14: Fake friends are easy to find and easy to lose but real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to lose.

youthleadersac: @markhcox I'm on LI. Two groups are useful (Pastor2Youth and Youth Ministry Today). Relevant: contacts. networking, referrals to blog.

FletcherTerry: I posted a new photo to Facebook http://fb.me/NMTJdIMg

predyari: Waiting for this day to be over!

melissapower2: @hansyquirk oh no! link won't open!teaching blimmin spin all the time at Dawn O clock means I'm not able to drink half the week - boring!

MsBaker8624: @Big_Punky87 that what lil greg used to say

PaolaJohanaC: What happened to the jack in the box on spencer ?!

Angelcry_: @TheAdamAsh nope Im heading to Brighton Sat for some shopping, that tends to tire me out so no doubt Ill pass out about 6 =S

AjalineJewelry: RT @CarolBrodieHSN: Thanks to @meeling_ajaline I am all set with amazing new ideas and inspirations. Check ou… (cont) http://deck.ly/~fsvg4

WorldTopicNow: Google to Unveil Digital Wallet: Google is expected to disclose details about how consumers can use Android-pow... http://bit.ly/iO9Pnt

HARTFORDBAND: Come to "HARTFORD @ S.C.E.N.E Music Festival" Sunday, June 26 from 12:00 pm to 3:00 pm. HARTFORD!... http://fb.me/O3viOhDe

fukk_yo_tweetz: #inhighschool i was in the first graduating class to walk thru the new high school! #boaw

KatieCabes: @DeanWilliam i hope so!! its what i stick to!

DanielleNic0lee: Anything to help a fellow brotha out.

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Newsmanreports: As he prepares to formally announce presidential candidacy, Rick Santorum is picking up a handful of New Hampshire endorsements

ashley_elayne: Home. Gym can wait. I wanna sit and relax. This cold needs to go away.

ilyAshBeeh: Ooooweeee lmao you go girl RT @uhlexuus: I really got sum bomb last night, shotout to #oomf lol

lulibeade: RT @boyfacts: Trying to get over you, is like trying to get over a mountain without any help. #justsayin

WhitneyBritt: Reason #4 I'm happy to go on vacation: @Solea84 and I can say quid and knackered and eat mushy peas at fancy restaurants. #gobritishorgohome

ClaretnBlueAdz: is now clean and smells nice. Minty fresh!! Alittle to minty actually. Stings.

Ms_VrblAssassn: @LolaCanard i'd like to know why they're pissed as well....bc he wasn't in on the decision? Quite frankly it helped him a lil bit...

_NOmuzzle: SMH RT @MrT_NoChains: #InHighSchool I hit every girl I used to call my best friend or sister! That was they idea they knew what I was on lol

sugarrae: @saffyre9 see and I'd ask what his biggest hiring flops have been and how (or if) he has adjusted his hiring process to spot them earlier...

ChloeHearts1D: RT @BenSelleyone: Need to stop lying to you all . . . . . . . . . . . I am batman!!

SnestroManHole: In heavy brainstorm mode on next move to make too focused tuesday!!! #teamgrindtilldalasthour

Mahagony_Black: RT @PintSizedBoss: I can't stand a scary sub tweeter. That's the quickest way for you to get blasted.

mrsundeniable: RT @IamKiM_PoSSible #inhighschool I had to go to KIND school my senior year & met my sis @mrsundeniable

SkyyWord: #incollege @StanDaManLIB used to schimmity when he tried that one time. #huh

La_Hayden: RT @AlfredoFlores: "Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.

fresh2: Guess I have Got to Share this! A Musical http://t.co/d0z4R7H via @youtube

ScarmaBoss: RT @AncientProverbs: The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. -Socrates