ariellearianna: Just two more days till' my birthday (:

LCS_Media: RT @WAVY_News: TRAFFIC ALERT: The southbound side of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel has been shut down due to two overturned tractor trailers.

_BigDickWillie_: I hate when I talk to someone and they ask how I been and then two days later they ask the SAME thing

ItsAngeelaa: RT @ABCFpll: Une deux trois.. uno dos tres… one two three… Doesn’t matter how you say it – Three weeks until #PrettyLittleLiars!

ahodgson72: @PhilipDodd its not at the minute we've had two offers but 20 grand below asking price. It's only been two weeks so its going to take time

AceGMBoogie: They just showed two Spanish girls fighting on the news ..all u see is an ignorant dude in glasses instigating jumping around like a monkey

wantFunlook: http://bit.ly/mMB4sq Fruita soon to open two new parks

USC_Athletics: Trojans' Steve Johnson, Jaak Poldma, Daniel Nguyen and Ray Sarmiento all take the 1st set. Need two more wins for a third straight nati!

KingsKidKhaos: two thumbs down to that text message wit the ratchet pic. Ur room looks like it smells like lounging orangutans

parski94: Video: awwww Harry and Vicky my two best mates, this is the most recent AMPbrand vid ( yes 2 months i know... http://tumblr.com/xt32o368a9

SkySportsMobile: @CelticTalk he only got two

MrNeverBowDown: RT @TheyWannaBeMe_: Dont Let Other Judge Your Relationship, Cause They Dont No What Really Goes On. A Relationship Is Between TWO People Not The Entire World.

AstroNutCase: Two hours later, I'm cramping and very hungry #goodworkout

the_meghatron: In two weeks my Rites of Passage 8th graders will stand in front of the congregation and state what they believe. So excited and proud! #UU

Howsonn: #GeordieShore actually looks alright lmfao, there's already another two Snooki's. LOl, brill.

ItsAngeelaa: “@ABCFpll: Une deux trois.. uno dos tres… one two three… Doesn’t matter how you say it – Three weeks until #PrettyLittleLiars!” WOOHOO! :D

NaturalieAlex: There's always two sides to every story..then there's the truth.

simisopretty: Hehehehe RT @RitaEvohoh: hahaha it pleases me to see these two getting along so lovingly @sticky89 @simiSoPretty

filmfiend: FS: HVX200 with two 16GB P2 cards: See the Ad on Kijiji $2500 CAD http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-came... http://bit.ly/mc7CLv

justjessa: “@AwkwardGlee: Finchel. RT @Ashley_Fink Season. Two. Finale. Glee. New. York. Nationals. Pizza.”

its_Sh0wT1m3: #incollege You realize there are two types of niggas.....Real niggas and pussies with strap-ons. And I see very few real niggas

FerGndaraSamano: RT @spoonysdiary: Listen to Two Arcade Fire Bonus Tracks http://t.co/x9njSWC

RyanKitchen94: Gonna have a cup of tea, watch one more episode of two and a half men, update my iPhone music, then BED! #knackered

Star_Monroe24: @yagirlnicolette Check out my two pics i made for you http://www.twitpic.com/516h79 http://www.twitpic.com/516gst

thenigganicole: Two of hearts came on in spanish class and reminded me of @mig_fig and @jenncapp_xoxo

mosa_mi: @malvalisa that makes me sad. I would definitely give them a word or two about it!

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cheygs_: you can count on me like one, two, three i'll be there.. *-* #np

yijuflea: Two-month warning: Teams losing patience with slow starters http://p.ost.im/p/c5Ev4

MastBros: Gave two estimates in the Jefferson Villas in Forest, VA today! Will be cleaning all the windows in two homes in... http://fb.me/zOCtSaoO

MariiFidalgo: Look,very cool that the two people who inspire me has the same name @druidDUDE (KevinMICHAELMcHale)and @tommcfly (ThomasMICHAELFletcher)12

the_lockNESS: RT @Echi_bon: #inCollege i did stand-up comedy twice and hosted two stepshows #BigManOnCampus lol

iR0DEHiZFACE: Two Jobs & School ? Gotta Keep #Focused.

DaSex_Teacher: I'm trapped, caught up, in the middle of a two way love affair

KennethTweets: RT @AyeMissCarter: #incollege "ratchet" and "basic" became my two new favorite words. Lmao

Just_Ballin1137: #InHighSkool i had fun my first 2years nd hated my last two

WSMHFOX66: DON'T MISS THE GLEE FINALE TONIGHT AT 9 AFTER AMERICAN IDOL! CONTEST ALERT!! Enter to win two tickets to see... http://fb.me/11AP8ZmIn

SethBernstein67: RT @bleedcubbieblue: RT @BruceMiles2112 #Cubs Byrd to take it easy for two wks. Retina bruising subsiding

seasurrfer1: RT @THISDAYLIVE: Two Die As Plane Crashes In Kaduna: http://t.co/ybpuqsa

Shazzy_30: @In_Insatiable Noooo way!! In fact I don't know any lasses like that gobby one lol! Two of them aint even geordies xx

sideshowdave197: @Emma_Roids Greece :-) two weeks of sun I hope as well as my part in boosting the Greek economy ;-)

bieberfever832: I just took "You have known Justin since the first grade and you two hate eachother but yo..." and got: Part 1! Try it: http://bit.ly/jVzuOr

niklaswikstrand: Testing the twitter api, bla bla, la la, and another one snails the fish, ooouuuuupppffhhhh, meeep, one two three

AllLoveIs: can I get to 400 today? two more people!! <3

SkirtsandScuffs: New at S&S: Two NASCAR Camping World Truck Series Teams Penalized For Infractions At Charlotte Motor Spe... http://bit.ly/j8JS8s #NASCAR

ILuvLatinGirls: RT @RatedTheShidd: If you fall in love with two people, pick the second because if you really loved the first you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

kt_gray_3: absolutely bloody SHATTERED!!!!! I need a break - I don't even care if it's to Weymouth for two days... NEED.TO.GET.AWAY

KLC723: Looks like a party for two at the pool. Me and the life guard.

SelenaL0vers: @VanityLovato I love how we both know Angela so well. and you didn't think about bringing me? How could you two? I'm #Pssst LOL

kapcool: Watching Disney cars can't wait for cars two to come out

Iam_Doof: RT @ImpeccableNise: It's hot as two whores out here!!

stormdiaries: RT @kfor: RT @linda4news: http://twitvid.com/DRHAQ - Tornado that developed near Hinton. Two homes hit in Red Rock.

jaredholder12: @Ysarris6 @liz_khalifa4 you two are grossly made for eachother

xcronex: has just downloaded two brand-new songs off the upcoming DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT albums "Deconstruction" & "Ghost"! http://bit.ly/j6T9AR

gypsy_aura: Cant afford to go to the beach two words public pool

kemarbro: Two road to chose****@kemarbro◄♬♬♬♬♬♬♬chose correctly a message to my twitters the end is near

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xnlh: I just took "You're A Famous Singer At The Age Of 13, What Happens When You're Walking The..." and got: Part 6! Try it: http://bit.ly/m94eXG

beavisandnutmeg: What do I have in common with a bicycle? We're both two-tired. #brainrot

grumpydarling: @GillianLovesJBx Two words: hormones & Grey's Anatomy. Hmm, I suppose that was 3 words. I never claimed to be good at counting ok!

CowboyArtLovers: Saturdays for Kids May 28-29, 2011 10:00 a.m - 4:00 p.m. Join the Museum in celebrating two days of Saturdays... http://fb.me/10P3Mb5yX

missanna27: RT @HutchTheGeneral #incollege we do two things: do work & rage

Orla_G: There are two snookis? #geordieshore

kelenike: • Elle: Get Goddess Legs in Two Easy Steps: Photo: Tracy Anderson Any layperson would agree… http://goo.gl/fb/9P8E4

JKey101: I can tell these two cops don't like each other!!

melaniface: @brevityloss that lady gaga and Stefani are two different people.

CaitlinandDamla: going to an interview in my new secondary school with caitlin and helin two of my best friends :) cant wait xx

30thdeMayo: @BellaIsMYKitty the same ... same ol two step.

MariiFidalgo: Look,very cool that the two people who inspire me has the same name @druidDUDE (KevinMICHAELMcHale)and @tommcfly (ThomasMICHAELFletcher) 11

Birmingham_News: Federal judge sentences two men to prison in Homewood carjacking http://bit.ly/iYav88

chaviebugsey: Hit the LIKE for Charice! http://t.co/sT8qqaR via @HubPagesDotCom

PiratesCoveApts: RT @WITN7: Good afternoon everyone. Marvin Daugherty here with a hot forecast for the next two days. We'll see highs in the... http://fb.me/KxjUU0yn

lilmshedd: RT @GeminiSignz The two sided #Gemini has the best of BOTH worlds. To have twin selves within themselves, now that is being TWICE-BLESSED!

CrimewatchLOL: On May 18, police were called when two people were selling sound systems out of a van at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center.

bethany_hollis: @vanessatjarks. I'm the same way!! Especially with certain things like "to, too, or two" and "its or it's"

ItsSnow_Luciano: getting so much play.... man!!!!! shouldve blessed me with two dicks lol

mothleen: @Ladybugnina you wouldn't want to touch my hair after a day or two @Ashcoates

africanews247: #africa High Court orders ‘coup plotters’ release: TWO High Court judges on Tuesday... http://bit.ly/leY53L #news

DepartOnArrival: Stevie Wonder is not blind ive seen him do stuff u can only do with two working eyes

heidyejlockhart: Dear Selena,your face is like a big plate for the person who is on diet with two beans for dinner

creolattuten: Dear Selena,your face is like a big plate for the person who is on diet with two beans for dinner

clemmieojarone: Dear Selena,your face is like a big plate for the person who is on diet with two beans for dinner

laughalotchic12: Man just saw @justinbieber someday commercial! two words GETTING IT! :D

charlflanagan: 7 spots have developed on my face in the space of two days

__shola: last night i let the party get the best of me, waking up in the morning two hoes laying next to me

surelyaffluent: @JayCherieAmour hmmm...both, after all, it takes two to tango and a village to then raise...

RuRu_89: Just loved these last two days...!!!! 3njad bijan'nu<3 <3 #entertainment

BethanyBieberxx: I just took "Justin Bieber is a cool sweet kid. What happens when you two have to share a..." and got: part 1 ! Try it: http://bit.ly/jWhICG

TrulyLocal: RT @NotCookingToday: TUESDAY Nite Special ➽ Two for $20.00 at Wetherlaine's in #Attleboro #MA || http://ow.ly/4DJ83 #Local #Restaurant

scondie0503: @themichaelowen - fanastic ocassion Michael, do you think you should have buried your two chances looking back?