deon_fashion: @xoxoGossipGur WERE ASRE U WHEN I NEED U THE MOST SO MUCH BEEN GOING ON UGH!

alyciamaree: Wondering what the etiquette is when you sit beside a really stinky person on the tube? Can you just move seats or do you change carriages?

nsheehy: @PKSubban1 how would you feel about changing your number to 8, I have a #8 #Habs jersey and would love to stitch your name on it instead...

fluffyjing: @ravenngo cos my eyes are on MAN vs FOOD on afc~ hurhurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Shadowed_Gates: @MillBoom_14 she's on today's episode, hiding the belly

sansan87: @LaPringle Yeah such a shame, I watched the crash later on YT but looked like a 'normal' race-incident to me.. *hugs*

jware95: just made a cheese toastie all on my own with just a grill and its peng. so proud of myself

ewmonster: You just did! RT @alana1525: @ewmonster I don't judge you on your man crushes!!!

erlelly: #Silverchair is on trending topic lists ! Hmm..

ash_ashique: "COME ON !!!!!!!!!!!"

JiimmyWiilliams: @alexxjago Did it really say that?! Come on! LOL

Ms_T3rri: So this man wants 2 start passa on the bus!!

lilmikelike: If u always gota depend on another man for ride or money #somethingaintright

lovelywy: For @TheNoteboook to be goin in on this #tt lol I can't deal

ktylntn: Why did robin bruce only just add me on facebook?:s

TheAmayesing1: Got the call I've been waiting on with the wrong news... Every coach want something diff... "Gain 10-15lbs" play DE? #gottadowhatigotta

PBHoss: @MegRaeB Corn bread waffles. Trust me on this.

CoyaaPrettyBad: im Lookin all cute w. Flip Flops On And It jes Started Raining WTH .

vatheboss: I love my niggas. I try to put em all on. I kan show my niggas my fortunes but I kant force em to think rich!

OverCarbonated: Rogue Ales Captain Sig's Northwestern Ale on blast: http://bit.ly/lkyJox India Red Ale found at J Ryan's Pub in... http://fb.me/O2CRmTtC

EMentior: @xLeeDx Tweets, the body of blog posts etc, no problem. We all typo and stuff. But on profile blurbs? I totally judge.

Pholareen: #np Unknow Song by Unknown Artist on @bbtweetmedia

baggsyboy: @jay_duffy96 what's going on magic man :-)

PittBound: i found Hey Arnold! on tv!!! used to be one of my favorite cartoons lol #feelslikeimakidagain

TheREALObisco: HTC Working On New Mango Windows Phone 7 Devices http://t.co/gTF1z5w

brianbrownnet: New on Brian Brown’s Website: Robot Rover to Overcome All Obstacles

christinamusa: @jessicaianni k. Never knew you were allowed on twitter durring class...sick

edmondsartsfest: RT @PCC: Green Festival 2011: Interview Nikki Wynn Living Green On The Road For 2 years. http://youtu.be/sSlfbDmULM8 (@the_wynns @digitalreporter)

blobay: I believe everything is possible on http://www.blobay.com.

RobBaron_: @LILHYFEOFFICIAL " I seen this girl last night flashing 6 20's like she had stacks on deck." haha

iDROPCASH__: I kno a nigga dat live on east 7 mile talkn bout he #teamwestside boy gtfo

CokeBoyzFanpage: RT @mani_eXchange: #NP : French Montana - Im On It :*

sarmje: RT @HilliconValley: Republican pushes FCC for details on Google 'Wi-Spy' http://bit.ly/j6zzJT

Bryony_Ritchie: @sundayshearer go on msn plz xx

Donski3: I would like to announce that every conversation I have from this point on will have a Dubstep Remix.

MrAdamR: Why's it always drunk racist cavemen that are most vocal on buses? With faces so wounded they look like Mr Potato head without face pieces.

pinkscorpio87: @O2. How come pay&go customers get discounts on new fones with each top up but loyal contract customers dont get a discount on new fones?

_Bill_ionaire: Sooo this Asian chick sits next to me and starts asking bout the tat on my wrist... I rebuke you ... baby jesus help me 

meghan17adey: @epicwagg PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come to town on Saturday!!!

racheljmcneill: RT @callingallcrows: Win Chad & Sybil's tix to see @dispatchmusic 2011!! http://on.fb.me/lf0zKS #DispatchAmpEd

FannyndiiVOX: RT @taeminimeat: RT @DamnItsTrue: That one song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete. #DamnItsTrue

yankzpat: I just ousted Seth B. as the mayor of Buffalo Wild Wings on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bU47YS

8DTheTruth: Hate driving on the highway

sheaintnoKiana: I think imma change my avi to a pic with my fro just for this debate on my TL lol

SarahSmile246: @Scarlett_BTR_UK Seeing as you're not answering you're phone -.- I need to know, do you plan on coming on sat?

nancy777ca: Gorgeous day. Library run and now settling down to write. Working on Sweet Revenge and hope to share #wipfaveline from that later. Come...

MzThorne: We got a debater on our hands.... @natalie_fraser

June27th_MyDay: girll yu stupidd just stayy on twitter

robby1051: Umm @PCisWrong how am i a troll when you TROLLED me? i didnt comment to you on ANYTHING you came at me

MmaQalo: Bianca is the most patient person on the planet #Isidingo

davidcefaly: RT @aholtz1: GSM scheduled for w/ new leg on Saturday at the same time as building with Volume at an event! Working w/ a Team Rocks!! LTD 2.0

Liz_Allen: @SwaggmoreSays hahahahahh...i dunno..lol...depends on how tall u are....j/k ima leave ya alone..

Simplyluca: @MzzAbby @ivanteri the bigger display of pan-africanism the better to celebrate #AfricaDay ... trending on twitter would have been awesome

LucyOHoran: @charlemma yes please :)! I was proper panicking, can visualise teacher on duty having a fit wondering where j am haha x

LadyVann: RT @Richard_Florida: Best place for college graduates? DC, Boston, New York, Austin, Boulder, San Fran? I'll be on MSNBC at 4:20 EST today with my thoughts.

emilycjames: Just returned to work after a tornado warning on my 3rd day of work @intouchsol

hostelobispo: Frugalista C.'s Review of Meze Wine Cafe & Market - San Luis Obispo (2/5) on Yelp.com: I was really excited to h... http://bit.ly/l6JLsT

HisMrs_JStarr: "I try on old clothes just to see if I can still fit them"....smdh..lol..#randomtweet

Abnormality89: @jaesoRelentless sorry. lOl. but can u do me a favor and be on the look out for some white shorts for me plz. Love you much!

MsShortSale: I posted 5 photos on Facebook in the album "FORECLOSURE-EFFICIENCY-SEA MIST RESORT-OCEAN VIEW" http://fb.me/RabIgk8A

acupofgie: my first project is prolly my home :)) RT @fairilyeo: @acupofgie start something small on the side, do it for "friends" first. #moonlight

DreamJelena: @xBelieberGomez She's following me on my personal @/BiebersAdmire : ) & it's awesome!

lukestokes: Is it just me, or is the voice of the Living Social ad on Pandora annoying? 'I'm like, oh my gosh, m-kay, as if!' Too much valley girl.

JesseRice: Two of the funniest, most creative guys on the web, @rhettandlink, display their brilliance once again: http://churchoffacebook.com

makepanic: RT @Kappische: First video of Minecraft – Pocket Edition on mojang.com http://bit.ly/mbRAQk

Spyda_GTMusik: s/o to the new follower: @rwilson83 whats goin on

LadyaArsenic: I never wanted to have a kid on my own until now. I know tht this kid is going to turn out a ton better with just having one parent.

PrettyGrl_Based: im tired of thiss , think you bad cause you on front of ya lil friends ! any other time you silent bt ima shw you B A D !

jevanstastic: @calamity_mike On it. Also, I'd be in any club as long as @PhDpending is President.

KISS953: PHOTO: K-Fed puts on the pounds http://bit.ly/lhWe9i

thepennystockbl: RAMO moving on LOI news: Ramoil Management, Ltd. (OTC: RAMO) Groupe Concorde Developments, Inc. Signs Irrevocabl... http://bit.ly/ikCJSh

ZipperTheory: RT @StockTwits: If U Trade Treasuries, @debrink Brings Quality Technical Coverage Daily on Chartly http://chart.ly/users/debrink $ZB_F $TLT

piskelf: @neverguessme__ help me please, comment my photo on twitpic > http://t.co/YmjHIhx i really need ur comment, thankyu ^^

LilMiami06: Food on this trip is shiit (N)

IIPrinceII: RT @itsCHERRYBiitch: Oh hey Ike. @IIPrinceII guess who told me to keep the shades on o_O http://lockerz.com/s/104697149 -- Lol, I see you!!

hotsavings: Hot Savings on SONY CYBERSHOT DSC-W170 10.1MP DIGITAL CAMERA http://bit.ly/mmewFq

charlotteautry: @CoalMinerTN I had to do that with him on the phone yesterday, NOT GOOD under duress, tears, wailing, gnashing of teeth.. Him standin otside

_naynayyy: ill always be there for that one..she just got that type of hold on me

_davidlopez: RT @brokencircles: Preorder Figure Four - Suffering The Loss on vinyl from @bloodandink. We're jealous of them. http://bit.ly/kt8I27

dreams202: RT @DIAMOND_SO_RARE: I want to give a shout out to my homie @Dreams202 who will be on 106 N Park on Friday.. For #FreeStyleFridays.. #Salute boo!!

jorEschorr: @jtimberlake u were brilliant on SNL! u should be an original cast member! It's my 21st bday! Can I get a RT?!

TerrelliC: Was going to put on the #Tribe game, but judging from your tweets, I think I'll just go cut the grass or something.

TejanoFM: DANIEK THE WAVE FILING IN FOR ROCKIN RO ON THE DAILY DOSE RIGHT NOW!!!

prepxtra: CAK 6-5 lead on Polk Co going into top 7

dutchez074: @Smokahonttas lmfao!! Karla it's ok! I like my life, how about u come thru and get on sum drank!!!!!!????

shyblondebooty: Hey guys going to grab a bite to eat you all made me hungry!! Lol be back on vam with a full belly soon xoxoxo

dogmama217: my ring cost $10 - i can't imagine wasting $2 Million on a stupid stone - think of how many animals/people could have been helped instead!

I_Am_DatNigga: #areasonwhyimsingle she was a grown up on lock down #DAMNSHAME

Clint_Kaufmann: Washout -- a song about Katrina, Harry Hardin on fiddle http://lnk.ms/N8KGZ