Gadgeteaser: Photo: iPad Hand Stand The Handstand takes a unique approach to the idea of an iPad case: instead of just... http://tumblr.com/xrk2nzbal8

kreepko_2011: Avoided the coke gang and went with SPRITE instead!!!!!!!! #resistance

ralxx318: Yo kid, maybe you should try less weight instead of dropping it 10 times n making madd noise! #stopshowingoff

JoTutchener: Just had my Cowshed Pedicure for Ibiza. I decided my usual fluro orange would be inappropriate for a wedding, so chose fluro pink instead.

BSAnews: Baton Rouge Eye Center Pays a Total of $116,000 to Settle Claims of Unlicensed Software Use http://ow.ly/51ADv #IP #piracy

_TheWizHead: Supposed to be taking this test , instead I'm just sitting here

newdgamez: L.A. Noire is UK's fastest-selling new IP http://bit.ly/iRypT1 #RedDeadRedemption #RDR

Bscholl: RT @PolitixGal: GOVT isn’t very good at picking Technologies to invest in. Leave it to the FREE MARKET instead of wasting our money. http://bit.ly/mUhwBN

3BarShawdey: Camp hot AF might go to the crib instead of waiting til two..

JaiDaveon: RT @purplepeace79: The next time you see someone subtweeting about someone, rather than cosign it, instigate, and perpetuate messiness, show pity instead

RachelCrisp93: :) catching up on @GLEEonFOX instead of doing college work for tommorrow!

thedoctorbury: RT @Ross_wil_i_am9: I think these stars should flw some more normal ppl, normal being t ppl who put them where they r instead of this celeb circle #justsaying

tcbn: China Business Toolbox Boston: Oops! Try this link instead http://conta.cc/ihk7PM

Marc_Messinger: @TheEliteFit my box is doing a memorial day murph and I murphed last week for fun, I think I'll try this horrorshow instead on Monday.

fevered: Totally just gave someone the smackdown for trying to get me to ask them to hang out instead of just asking me to hang out

lilosaurr: So I've spent most of my day watching @kevjumba 's videos, instead of studying for my exams!

caitlin_watson: Staying in cville tonight instead of knifley. #hallelujah

Sarenka222: @AlbatrossTam14 Why not be interested, instead? Language change is actually really cool. For instance, the language where I live right now..

infosecbulletin: Anonymous prepares strike against PROTECT IP Act in Operation Payback http://wp.me/p1urCn-bp

mudd4goals: Was going to go to gym but instead think will take advantage of the cooler overcast skies and get in a longer run.

QueenB510: #inhighschool instead of going to class i hung in Ms. Cook office all day

soylady: Ok so pallet of jars is coming tomorrow instead of today. Hope its not going to rain tomorrow.

OfficiallyDinkA: #inhighschool instead of going to class @Sal____ used to chill at the boys locker room

laurennaughton: I love when sprinklers water me instead of the grass #not

SwaggsBelieber: I love it when Justin calls us beliebers instead of fans.

hitchcarter5: Im jus tryna b successful ....n that takes hard work & dedication but it seems nobody will accept that until u on instead of bein supportive

BarbiieHg: I lock the door & lock my head & dream of butterflies instead.. (8) :3

FixedPriceDNs: Car Wrapping. The Domain Name - CarWrapping.org, is for sale at Fixed Price Domain Names - http://www.FixedPriceDomains.com

iNKDupHEADtaTOE: So instead he in there wig his Unkle his daddy & relatives !

Alris: @Kexman @Totalbiscuit it's about outright obsoleting content on a patch by patch basis instead of expansion basis

emileeheartsyou: RT @_SoSheSpeaks_: Thar awkward moment when you accidentally send ;) to someone during a serious conversation instead of :) #SoSheSpeaks

BuildingChamps: "Time Leadership" | Instead of "time management," learn boundary management skills. | Steve Scanlon http://ht.ly/51Uah

HeyYouTweets: I wanna live in Alta. cuz :Tax on goods is 7 percent instead of approx. 20 percent

Whiteboy_QB: Then I said then u shud text me instead of straining ur voice to explain this --we exchanged numbers

YdashO_RDC: #InMiddleSchool i was writing bars instead of notes lol

AmyxBurrows: @Cessal hehehe... Go revise instead of colouring your veins in.

aimancaezar: I'm in the same city as Obama. Is it weird I'm feeling more starstruck than i would be if any rock legend were here instead?

CelebrityNewzz: Celebrities are tweeting this -Forget Groupon, earn 5% back instead and join FREE http://bit.ly/fMeBhV

hottweelz: @Mz_Blizzi3 You really own that domain name? there's a LOT of money to be made right there LOL.

laurenwrightttt: off to revise instead of tweet like a muddafukka.

lalalander_19: #incollege calling teachers professor instead of mr. and ms.

HemorTreatm: Lots of folk today select hemorrhoids household treatments instead of medical remedies to recover their pain http://www.hemortreatm.tk/

jessikahmcmulli: -Get back to planning for the future instead of living in the past

carolah14: My life RT @hateit2: When I accidently set my alarm clock for P.M. instead of A.M. and get up way to late.

kristynawaters: @blairmunday i use #gf mix, 1tbs. flax meal + 2tbs. H20 for each egg and applesauce instead of oil. i add cinnamon, oatmeal & coconut too.

ColeySorg: @Marc_Meyer I agree, it's easy to be upset about an article like that&go on rager, instead Fishkin wrote great piece w/substantial evidence

mrmossonem: #youknowimbored when i decide to play my ps2 instead of tha ps3..

rebrutherford: What can be a better coping mechanism instead of using drugs or alcohol? Ali: "taking more drugs and alcohol!!!!!"

xjustabelieberr: RT @BEADLES_BIEBS: hate is a strong word and can easily affect people. if you really dnt like them say- i dont like them- instead. it has 2 very dif meanings

mr_joshz: @michellemalkin I applaud you for looking at things clearly, instead of basing your opinions on assumption and taking an aggressive stance.

Luminaria98: Ai Weiwei's four missing friends held by Chinese authorities, say supporters http://gu.com/p/2p96z/ip

shauna_says: @Runnertrav I would have at least had a laugh or two, instead of wanting to pull out my hair, stupid school. I must get a workout in later!

cookiejay23: RT @Ross_wil_i_am9: I think these stars should flw some more normal ppl, normal being t ppl who put them where they r instead of this celeb circle #justsaying

HaggardDiva: Well, if she had said someone instead of people, or something like that, I would have thought so. Or a quick message to say it wasn't me....

mrdougan_tweets: Video: Flamez0nfire & snappyboy take us on a tour of the UPDATED minecraft server IP : 83.222.240.30:28365... http://tumblr.com/x6z2nzb02e

jessieCUNT: Being 18 is so overrated. If only all my friends would actually go out with me instead of revising. BORES

LatifahTastic: your cd is dead, go get a day job instead.

PoisonedVenom: @Alanoudibraheem I'll give you Bad Company 2 instead

DanStatham: @Natalie_Bromley no such thing as too much lasagne. Someone I dot remember suggested a lasagne using nachos and chilli instead of usual

karenDwillabee: Chrysler set to repay $7.5 bln US, Canada loans: He refused to have Fiat put up any cash for Chrysler. Instead, ... http://bit.ly/iNRt0X

TheSportzDoctor: RT @ultras_mel: @TheMontyShow We've had M Quade, Ron Washington, and Terry Francona on the staff in recent years, but we chose #Geren instead? #notbestman

DaysInThePark: He's currently eschewing your typical ninja weapons and is instead utilizing a yo-yo. God helps us if he makes contact...

JasmeetV: @lucky_nagi kuch naiii .. I wanna be outside lol instead im stuck in my room revising :( tu das mehnuu

tomloweryisdumb: Making money for school is lonely. I should just whore myself out instead.

Yukon_Weather: Mostly Cloudy and Windy and 81 F at El Reno Municipal Air Park, OK Winds are from the South at 26.5 gusting to 32.2 MPH http://s2z.us/ip.htm

DugaldWilson: I am the worst teacher. Instead of saying 'use LINQ' I said "get funky with it".

Connorknox: @TossMac nah i was shuffling instead! :)

stcloud_: Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

msmaniac333: would love my new hair colour if it showed up throughout the whole hair instead of just the root area :/

ctoverdrive: Things I'd love to see, Canadian Hockey writers openly define the 'Sunbelt Franchises'. Instead of just using it to lump trouble franchises

Angel_TweetLuv: h3333rrhhh! sum boi in ma hood jx sed carpenter letter instead of capital letter..eiiii #heavygbaament

sarahzina77: I am going to try exercise instead of diet. I'm sick of depriving myself of my favorite things. ;)

jedwardplanet: @OMGJedward you should go follow HIM instead of HIM following YOU. if you get what I mean. OH. and play Jedward music as loud as you can! ;)

_BurnOneBree: #inhighschool people show do know how to run their mouth ( gossip wise ) instead of running that pencil across that paper !

RyanBibko: @danshirley what colors did you wind up getting instead?

IG_DaFool: Girls run they mouth to much...How bout yal run track an be productive instead of distructive..BATCH

kristynawaters: @GFreeDietitian i use gf mix, 1tbs. flax meal + 2tbs. H20 for each egg and applesauce instead of oil. i add cinnamon, oatmeal & coconut too.

ToyaBoya1: Instead of ur friends tellin u that u stupid for followin me..they eggin u on ..I'm here 2 u tell u..those ain't ur real friends

Mr_Boughetto: #inhighschool we wore uniforms but instead of solid blue we wore ralph lauren/ lacoste turquoise shirt w/ steve maddens tryna be fly. Lol

gabseeatszebras: Wanting to write but instead being consumed by coursework.

rorubini: ♬ i'll be captivated...i'll hang from your lips...instead of the gallows of heartache that hangs from above ♬

ginasivaTW: @jas_mcguinessTW instead of going London on saturday... do you wanna go sometime nextweek? xx

Rocketboy_X: @moiraeve1 Instead of 'corporations' they want to hand it over to 'unions' which have not been for or of the 'common man' on a long time.

bizdivas: Not a fan of people who hijack domains and give you the "opportunity to bid on your own dang domain." Anyone have... http://fb.me/YzfRPu4V

Imdaniellemarie: RT @rocsidiaz: We should turn away from the people who try to discourage or accuse us instead of allowing what they say or think to affect us adversely

KateelynJean: i love my class , instead of writing our la final we decide to make our computers insult each other .

Rehvenge_BDB: @betsdifranco I think I'd rather stay here and test you instead. You seem...ripe...for some subtle encouragement.

Breathemilyy: Going to concerts instead of homework #InHighSchool Whaaaat:)

Alaya_MingLee: Instead of constantly sniffing, I should prolly just blow my nose

fourfour6d: Cook: Goodell offers propaganda instead of honest answers