GaelleDagher: RT @steviebthetruth: Don't text me when you're bored. It's not my job to entertain you, okay ? -_-

remaxne: Kathy Snyder came to RE/MAX for the brand's image. How does your brand compare? http://fb.me/11vvu0kA5

GaGasDream: @hausofgrace Serious! That's cool. I'm going to see Gaga again, and to Gaga sign my album. :D I'll be back to LA in June.

Doctor_TG: Just listening to relaxing music;it stimulates the alpha waves in our brains producing endorphins enhancing clarity in our thoughts & dreams

thetiffinfoodco: "@PatrickMcGuigan:Jst tried2call 3 delis who I've featured in past to find they've all closed"> The only we can help them is to shop there!

DerrickDodgson: RT @TheOnion: [video] Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films http://onion.com/k5cKsp

BubleGum35: @deserttraffic she was trying to make everyone jealous :0 Does she want everyone to hate her?! Haha!! x

leebuckley96: I'm never looking in a mirror again, thanks to the film #mirrors

SDF_of_BC: @RNLI Great! That would be very helpful, thanks. My email if needed is: stevensdf (at) gmail [dot] com obfuscated to try and stop spam.

samramzann: Oh god, I actually hate this class and the people. Urgggh! Can't wait to moveee.

blogie: @carlosceldran I hope proRH camp keeps decorum & never resorts to violence. When ppl become physical in an argument, it means they're weak.

missy2800: trying to get everyone to love you will leave you hungry for attention and lead you to seek attention in all the wrong places

_MzUnforgetable: - Im not about to take this test .

ShellieCutie21: follow @imyourlush to have the chance to win a Iphone 4 http://www.imyourlush.com/2011/04/iphone-4-in-white-giveaway.html

HUDNewEngland: Taunton Housing Authority receives $22M grant to demolish, rebuild Fairfax Gardens http://ow.ly/51ABR

HeadlineChat: Pa. mother pleads guilty in religious ritual: A Pennsylvania woman has pleaded guilty to child neglect and cruel... http://bit.ly/my0E5G

planningforever: Maybe it will work now on the iphone. RT @Forbes: #Twitter has bought TweetDeck, according to reports http://onforb.es/jVBAPz

FlyHigh__Blazin: #InMiddleSchool , Drama wasnt so often . but You Always Kept a Couple Haters : ) S/O To Them !

elekta: Elekta to Feature Certified MOSAIQ EHR at Electronic Health Records Lab During the 2011 ASCO Annual Meeting http://fb.me/Whht9pJl

All_BoutMoney: You a rapper now ;) ? “@Tricky_ThatsMe: Just hop outta bed feeling cooler than the kid who gets to lead the pledge!!”

rashawn35: #inmiddleschool I use to feel on all girls ass's !#badboy

kelivie3: @mariadevalk agreed. i was walking behind her and tried not to suffocate because she was shoving her ass in my face sticking her ass out.

ElleKayePhoto: I posted a new photo to Facebook http://fb.me/BErPwEUk

chadhambrick: Are you willing to look foolish for Christ? http://amzn.com/k/10RZE3C4UEYXV #Kindle

LucyMcCarraher: Questions on #personalitytests have to be unambiguously specific & you have to be scrupulously honest in answering them http://bit.ly/kwS5WS

GlobalNewsdesk: #BBCWorldNews Obama to visit tornado-hit state: US President Barack Obama is to visit the tornado-hit state of M... http://bbc.in/jNgERU

WPAHSHealth: Export Healthcare Experts! Get Neuroscience care and Quicklinks to services in Pittsburgh here at http://buz.tw/1ByFY

victorialfonsa: RT @DearPleaseSays: Dear May 21, 2011, Stop trying to be me. Sincerely, December 21, 2012. #DPS

Karixaah: @ladyboggs gaw.. good news. kate said. that. its okie to go. with u.. ill be there in your house. at 28.. okie?? yehey..

WLFreedom: http://bit.ly/iUC6I6 Bodyweight Exercises to Burn Fat Without Cardio Exercise

namipan73: ♪ #NowPlaying "STILL WORKING" by "CHEHON" on album "Road to island" ♬

rkiefert10: Rapture Date Moved to October, Twitter Users Mostly Joke About the Whole Thing http://t.co/jAmKM3t via @mashable

NicTheHumbleOne: @GorgeousHartles lol!! Gotta get all hostile to get a good morning from people nowadays.. Lol.. How are u...

AlexBanter: Youre gonna wish you had never met me. Tears are going to fall. Rolling in the deep.

jacbow512: RT @ktothe5th: Joplin,MO. My heart goes out to you.

robertmentzer: Opens law up to the "even the right-wing Charlie Sykes..." critique.

KaylKauf: Brown hair coming in, wish my hair was just all blonde like it used to be :(

MikeAyscough9: @, a force new to this twitter haven't got a clue what's going on what's crack with York?

Profess_SirKing: I have to stop chewing gum when I enter a restroom

astrojerk007: @AhhBANG @dankyank true true...haha...this is what studying do to people...haha

EleniBlanchard: @GileanysJBfan hey, can you please vote for Skylar Dayne over here: http://fb.me/12T4nl48g she really deserves to win this! please RT!<3

KXLNews: Two Interstate bridge lifts already this morning....high water seems to be taking a toll on the Columbia.

kelseysbeenhere: Acting dumb is not cute,, this girl needs to learn that.!

Amazing_Aura: Like wtf were u doing that would make u tired enuff to stab someone?! Lmao

kelseygunter: I just saw I just tweeted about @chubbdizzle54 but I meant to do that last night! #ohwell

JksAngelface: Okay I need to go eat some breakfast bbl twugs to all my fellow jk girls and blockhead friends :)

tomikokcprich: The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

futureMRScox: @Brandi_6386 ima need it lol. He wants to nap now, but the new schedule naptime isn't til 1030! So I'm tryn to play to keep him up! Ahhh

NEWDAWN24: RT @thebethphoenix: Tons of controversey surrounding last night. Finally in bed to rest my head. Thinkin thinkin thinkin.....

Badlydrawnlog: Boxercise this morning and then got my 400 mtr swim down to just short of 8 minutes "Boom!!!"

IndyJiab: Obama to visit tornado-hit state: US President Barack Obama is to visit the tornado-hit state of Missouri on Sun... http://bbc.in/mNKsk0

CheCheFCKNkitty: I woke up to my vibrator vibrating on my nite stand -_-

itsmeuchul: You will go out of your way to help others, yet they won't think once about you.

stappalyssa: RT @johncmaxwell: The truth is that many people set rules to keep from making decisions. -Mike Krzyzewski

tnmanagement1: Went to @chingshotwings with my cousin yesterday and didnt get anything. RT @ShortyDip: @tnmanagement1 whoot whoot!!!!

MusicalQuahan: There's a reason that the word "god" is so close to "good" #blessed

Laurielle_UR_JB: RT @ilovejbperu: R E T W E E T - THIS If u want 50+ followers in mins! MUST be following @SayNo2LilDicks - & get a shoutout to over 99,000 followers #TFB

Jessmina_: I had this plan to head to Vaughan Mills but yeah.....don't wanna hop on a bus today

Ray__Bann: @Think2wice1 when u goin bak to flint bro

citra_yohana: RT @DamnItsTrue: Life’s not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back. #DamnItsTrue

undrrated: @TeamTeamJones game 4 is tonight in Mia. Game 5 is Thurs in Chicago. So u going to game 6 Sat in MiA??

jbacelar: I just published a new project to my @behance portfolio: http://bit.ly/mDl544

vreeke: @handeone only half my time line is fit guys:-( introduce me to more ha ha. I'll follow back :-)

dsaportfolio: Today I thought I gonna have to face a traffic from hell, but it was so calm! \o/ http://bit.ly/fHrTY0 @GetGlue #Traffic

CHUBBiEFACE1: .idnt think it suppose to hurt.!

GihSR: @maurolivbreath éé ): To né e voce?

DittaResti: @namicuy last year. ENVY TO THE CHOIKANG CHANGMIN

Vronicamaiviany: RT @DamnRightTweets The awkward moment after you say goodbye to someone and you both walk in the same direction. #DRT

pops131: Square ‘Register’ Aims to Squeeze Out the Cash Register http://t.co/lVF97Pd

MemoryBistro: RT @kcancer: Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity; it must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all. ~ William Faulkne

TheEIU: The EIU expect a total of Rmb75trn to be spent on real estate investment over the decade to 2020. #AccessChina http://bit.ly/ez4vJJ

scoopmakhathini: @TshepoDip yeah i know him,have met him before.he used to play for Chicago.

MoLuvsPackers: @Renkman nah...by the time I got there the passes were distributed. Or, I have work to do.

OHMommy: @mygotfam I don't know anyone going. Want to be my date? It's for FELD productions (circus & shows) at the Q.

mikescorn123: < Back to Current Category... > http://ping.fm/ebIKO

poppyFarrow: "@codylee6: im tired nd hot , that dnt mix in the morning ,  omw to jail (overbrook) btw . . ."-me n tinez in advisory bouta die bein bored

Katehlouise: Nick Jonas or John Stamos. If this comes to the UK I will be going. I want to meet John Stamos so badly xD

Bazihnio: http://bit.ly/iA1GUs PC who knocked Ian Tomlinson to the floor in G20 protests to stand trial for manslaughter @creepcops

purefuckeRAYY: U mad? Haha! • RT @L0VE_HaRd This is to ALL my I Phone followers! Yall LAME AS HELL!!!!! On my life!

rayneholde: KINDLY RT THIS TO STOP @SEANVER'S EVIL ON TWITTER > #IHateSeanver #GiveHimBricks

ayyohouston: @Striker_Nery i want that movie, im coming to get it TODAY

AboutLondon: @robertmbates Congrats to Greneda display. Is stunning. Yes, went to @Southbankcentre roof garden on Sun. 5yo fell down the concrete steps!

azuma_uue: RT @Dailylovewords: No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends.

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ThickkCashBay: Omg i need to get off dis train i cant take him

forsujuindo: simply click one button to vote for Super Junior here http://bit.ly/kp4y61 [via @SJ_market]

casstokes: @IAIN6W Yup got to try. Just haven't quite figured out how!! My other half seems to think it is a problem too. Actually not 'seems to', Does

iRockedDaBoat: @iAlvinBird yes, almost done. Now I have to hang up alllll of my clothes. That will be most annoying/exhausting.

PauloCoelhoArab: حان الوقت لإزالة الناس الغامضين من حياتك ------- Time to remove shady people from your life

rusne94: To My Friends Who Are............ #MARRIED

Medic: RT @globemed: Big ups to the GlobeMedders reppin' at the #GBCHealthConf @sidsingh91 @tracyfuad & @victorroy @GBCNews

amonimamaduhhhh: Time to clock in