tenhaveee: #HBOmoments -> I have spent 18.7 hours on Twitter! See how much you have: http://goo.gl/xJONH#307

cdelbrocco: RT @thinkprogress Snowe voting NO on Ryan budget, says it would "privatize" Medicare http://thkpr.gs/kPFQcF

envyautty: Wen ppl knock on my door wen I'm sleep I literally jump up!! I'm soo glad noo one be around cus I knw I look crazy as hell.

bigdmcoy: played a song TRUE CHAMPION by Wizard on @myspace http://lnk.ms/MWhbQ

michelleshy: @RickPantera Lots of creative thinking goes on in the bathroom.

its_NaeJ: CTFU! How rude »RT @NETTERS2: Aretha franklin lay yo head on my pillow face ass

Disappearer: @revoltingross @randall77 Okay, we'll wait on James to respond.

cheliher: @raqu31ita omg i know! THANKS... and my prom dress was tight on me for prom.. are you still running?

jennywednesday: @GeorgeElley OMMGGGG 90210 is on?!?! i completely forgot!!

KissMyEntireAss: When Ur significant other tells u say what's really on Ur mind DON'T DO IT!!! it's a set up

djdwightjones: I'm on Dynasty Radio www.dynastydjs216.com @ 5 PM EDT! Logon and check me out!

TheRancho0903: what is life? so much beast's vids on my desktop OTL

HaylzMark: @Paige_Jones haha same here! i swear i know all of @MileyCyrus songs and all the lyrics to them too

bangbang_x: It was july and I met @ladygaga at the airport and sat on her lap and told her my life story and we both cried and I told hee how much I >

McCreerySwag: @scottyshottie1 You can vote on yahoo?!

Cali_REAlert: http://su.pr/2M5esd Asking price falls! $784,000, , REDUCED by $5,000 (0.6%) on May 24, 2011 OPEN , 4 br  /  3 ba  /  1,593 sqft  /...

Romele_Mercedes: RT @theohurts: Heavy black red sky over Belgrade. Downward Spiral on the stereo. Serbia, Добро вече! We're all yours...

onBROADWAYst: @b3yondit I know.. That's why u gotta have a loud exhaust AND be a defensive driver fasho on a bike

georgesdyer: RT @ingrid_jacobson: Check out this video on how Oakland's @ICAdvisors creates sustainable jobs! @SustainBTH http://ow.ly/51WP9

Craig_Gsxr: @feedee88 rub his hotspots and he gives a huge grin, ears drop and eyes start to close.. Looks Like he's on drugs

westayfordemi: i'm on the edge of glory.

djmimdc: #nowplaying "50 Gs" by @HarmonyMuzik (Prod by @BennyRome) on DJ MIM's Chocolate City Mix on Fleet DJ Radio! #GenX

zita_bari: RT @TVDtastic: Been watching my #TVD season 1 boxset, and we're on the episodes with Ripper Stefan! Hello hotness!

MollieKingIsGod: went to look at a car earlier and on the paper in the window they had writter "for sael, low mialg" lmaoooo

cparmele: RT @SBAgov: Starting or running a biz? There’s an app for that. More details on SBA’s FREE app at http://go.usa.gov/ju8 | @Timberry

Deathlykisses5: awwwww ej you make me feel like im on top of the world

raptros_: @ngvrnd I'm working on that. Right now, it should properly be called a conjecture.

MizBlessed: #Incollege I had an on and off married with my fav guy @Nah_legde1113 he my boo foreva =)

PepsiK21: @SI_PeterKing Here a link to Sunset's weekly beer menu. First page is all beer on tap. http://tiny.cc/o7iyr

ICJ_AllDay: I need to get on this guitar in my room. #motivation

juliacraik: @buzzin_fly just said hello as you're on my table at this awards do da. Good luck to you and your team!

KHRoyal: LDOE atty.: Dr. Lloyd, were you placed on disaster leave after Katrina? Dr. Lloyd: What is disaster leave?

ViD_mzSkyy: RT @soFowL: ...when #GoodVibes drop on June2 I need y'all to go crazy...like...extra bananas..fool wit it..its only right

knwh: No breakfast and I didn't get to shave :/ but I'm on the train now, thank god.

LilRoseJackDepp: I put ping chat on my iPod touch don't know how it works anyways xD

amorebise: @namzo dont delete ur FB account. You are a business man, sell urself on those social media platforms!!!

AJStewarttt: @SamanthaBarty il get her on a strict diet, no milk for a week!

earthtoalex: sure grab another beer and ask me the same questions over and over again.

PocaPam: Actually gonna start on my homework then #NappyTime

Steph_Wilson: @Tommykellylfc not good wen you wanna cry on daily basis

_heyyouthere: lol , jus saw that picture of lil wayne on the beach w/his new girl. knowing him, her ass bouta be pregnant.

__JustLAUGH: RT @Walkin_Lick: RT @MartyMcfly100 I admit @Walkin_Lick had hoes on deck

LaLa_WineFine: @darealSantiaga boll! Yep! I'm brown as hell! I still had tattoo ink on me too! u can see it in the photo

PendarvisTweets: I keep it 100 on a regular basis....

Miniclipice: @KevinisAsian001 nooooooooooo i just don't wanna go on skype

ChloeMcConnell2: @SoftballHH10 Haha! imma with you on that one xD ah ibet its gonna smell amazing tbh #BiebsToScotland <3

fattYtiLtS: #incollege the white girls from downstairs always invited me to smoke and rip budweisers on a Monday lol

IsabellaVanYu: I made lots of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future.

BieberSupreme: RT @taylorswift13: I'll be live with @realsway today at 7:53 pm ET on MTV to premiere "The Story of Us" video! Tweet ?'s with #askTaylor and I'll answer them:)

danettaevans: RT @commarts: If you post a photo on the Web, it still belongs to you, right? http://nyti.ms/iF4Ff8

pwash22: Stuntin on me on twitter huh lol RT: @CANDY_LOVESU #inhighschool I dunked on @Pwash22 & it was nasty lol she wanted to fight me afterwards

taralovesyou: Totally creeped on chads date for tomorrow. She is SUCH a deena. Ahahahaha

IamErika1: It's been so long since I have been on!!!!:D

AwardsForBieber: put it on, amen fashion <3

KattieGori4202: @rhianelindley want Justin Bieber to follow you on Twitter, it is easier than you think if you know how! http://alturl.com/m4uc9

SellySwifty13: @realsway #asktaylor what song is she most excited to perform on tour :D

healthydee: Being pretentious, hiding your weaknesses and failing to reflect on yourself will only limit your growth and potential. .

Bitch_Bow_Down: #Inmiddleschool i was more focused on school than girls and partially #Inhighschool

TheInnocentOne_: @BriBonitaAppleB on the cool I did that lastyear.

maleesaatwell: The reservoir is such a nice place to be on a day like this! :)

CityboyMMG1: Check out n support our New Video...'POPPING BOTTLES'....on YouTube...@ http://t.co/mt2v5o3 @iamswag

smokemaster2: Kyle Chandler Covers 'Men's Journal' June 2011 (Just Jared): Kyle Chandler shows his rugged side on the cove... http://feedzil.la/kBQrjz

Oz_stackadolla: #inhighschool all of them went. So why you think they stopped now? 9 times out of 10 every other girl on your timeline be goin #stopcuffin

HarryS_InMyBed: @CallMe_Em AH on est d'accord !

LeeManhattann25: Watching the Oprah finale. Athretha Franklin is about to take it to church on there right now. lol

jonniker: @meganjane11 @chattycricket You can't? I just turn it on in the car whenever I'm driving to see you guys. He's on 'til 10.

MissDreaDre: Never fails, I get ready to go in on a #TT and my battery goes into the yellow stage! Ugh!!!

QueenAMC: I said I was gonna go shopping on pay day but truth is I just wana buy a piece of equipment no matter how much

Jimmy_Boooy: My background on my phone of @EuniceeHsu, @Tyler_toolive, and me is too cute (:

Georgiannaxygr: Marquise about to go get on these hoes & I'm about to chill, wait on his text later on !!

KaitlynOliver7: RT @xoKIRRAxo: p.s., tonight @PapaJonas confirmed that soon @joejonas will be going on tour, and there WILL be another @jonasbrothers tour next year! :D

_AbnormalGirl: @_EmotioNleSs ridd me on fb cuz idk how ta message on here

kaylacodina: @SheriSalata my hat is off to you & your team with this spectacular show- congratulations on your years and much noticed hard work

OneFunnyDAY: @Wale goes in every chance that he gets on this MBM Selfmade CD

FLAWLESSSMILE82: @TattedCandi could u just imagine Patty rolling around on the floor nowww

TimingIsKe: #incollege I use to have @ethesuspect come over my house and make beats while I'll get my sip on. #goodtimes lol smh.

ihateVuki: Super bass is #2 on Vevo what's hot list! @NICKIMINAJ

Yasooriness: #nowplaying Enter Sandman on Heavy Load. It's the WORST metal song but the best pop song ever. #metallica #sellout

66IKON: #InHighSchool, I played Football & Basketball. I also marched on the Band and sung on the Choir!!! #Versatile

assetspersonifi: RT @TeamJillScott: Rally Cry going out to @missjillscott to bless @TeamJillScott with a phone interview for #1Heart1Love1Soul (@1HeartLoveSoul) on 5.26.11 :)

BrianPro_17: make sure if u excepting ppl for themselves they do the same for you, and all of you

FriscoSmoove: @stopBSn right on fam bam, I'd be lying if I said i wish it wasn't still Saturday night.

carlalamberts: @ohlalovatics I wrote that on my wrist today hahah

HLDailey: (2/2) So therefore, my dinner was: romaine and tomatoes with dressing, followed by leftover cream cheese frosting on a spoon.

georgemmason: RT @KashaMusic: ah "on the beat" http://bit.ly/il09R4 1st track off my mixtape. perfect evening for it eh?

Engineer_Career: Please follow Aegis Worldwide on LinkedIn and Twitter for current job openings and market news. http://lnkd.in/8U5WCS

missbaby_vie: RT @FittedBoyZ_Eman: If I see a TORNADO I'ma run outside and jump on top of my car to save it lmao #whitepeoplemoment ← L0l, loser