AlisonKolsteeg: ~there are gonna be hard times in life but those hard times only make you stronger in the end!~

Cutivo: @iammarshall1 my cousin in Adelaide wants to meet u what should I tell her? http://t.co/d6kNdIb

sashaalynn09: RT @hello_dollface Guess who gon be tired in the morning when it's time for me to get up... ME!!!

iRicanSinSation: RT @Carolinaboy001 In other news: hangover 2 was pretty damn funny....for the first hour...you can sleep the next hour

allib00: Happy birthday to the greatest girl in the world @Missinikki - From @stephaye and @allib00 ♥

MarleyBeezy89: RT @MarleyBeezy89: Hangover 2 was cool though.. Now I'm finna smash this Jack In The Box nd lay it down..#fwm

TurtleWoman777: RT @draddee: Report: #Iran sending armed forces to assist in #Syria crackdowns - Haaretz http://bit.ly/lGyYWL

jeanghalo: RT @BeirutNightLife: 90 more exclusive photos add to Shakira Concert in Lebanon http://tinyurl.com/3noqcty #Shakira #Beirut #Lebanon #Concert #Music #Party #Live

caramelapple_: Some people think I'm too young to get married cuz I'll be "tied down". It ain't bein tied down if you actually in love though.

Haneul_F: RT @alexander_0729: Hmmm.... I seriously feel that there's a "Baby Boom" in K-Pop~ Too many new faces/groups... Indigestion~ (=v=;) Well, juz personal thinking~

iceeboxx17: ll this shiit in person in fronnt of alexx and mellii.!soo i cann provee yhurr ass wrongg.!

Darkk_N_Lovely: Finally in the house in the bed layin down been in pain all day but im really feelin it now that im layin down..sheesh it HURTS! ILY KEENAN

gailsimpsbiebz: I just took "Justin Bieber is a Vampire. His mom and his friends are vampires t..." and got: Part 1- The Usual! Try it: http://bit.ly/iVen1M

SmartestAlec: Was suppose to go on a 'date' last nite but decided 2 take a nap b4 and only woke up now. Damn!!

cyn_chew: @jeslynling then put him in boot lo...easy :p

DJDirtDawg954: #NP R. Kelly - It Seems Like You're Ready On @SCDJRadio Live in Mia & Orlando (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/fagN)

Gnelism: It feels so good to say that I'm in love with you=)

KItlyn_Meliiaio: Why didn't we learn this in school http://t.co/bNn8ro7 @BieberandTrey @CaptainWT @GardenShopper @lyricsNsayings @mandy166

LoveMaaRi: Stayed in w/ my baby & watched black swan Omg That movie is a trip :o

PandaTradr: #in WTI oil futures end week firm over $100 on weaker US dollar http://bit.ly/l9woGs

swiftphx: Hangover > hangover 2

kilterlvr: @ezziiebby looks beautiful in her twitcon...#JustSaying...can i have ur number...can i have it...can i...lmfao

noynoyjander: Orcon LB-C1500 Live Ladybugs, 1,500 Count: http://bit.ly/kRabuO

jchui: @F0NG3R But aside from that, it was no good? All I hear are bad things about it, but who really expects Part 2 to be better than 1?

MetteTh13teen: Is on the way to Copenhagen, 2 hour drive. Plenty of time for re-evaluating some "friendships" and cross stitching <3

PinkFlawless12: In the last 7 days, I lost 10 followers and I caught them all with http://who.unfollowed.me #whounfollowedme

asureviolet: @ezraelxa i don't leave a first-timer taking bus in the bus alone !! im NOT :)

DJDirtDawg954: #NP R. Kelly - It Seems Like You're Ready On @SCDJRadio Live in Mia & Orlando (Broadcasting live at http://lnk.ms/9rdk8)

Hutsutgirl: @cyberdonkey Any exciting plans for this BH Weekend? Feed animals in the zoo and then maybe a movie too...?

rachelhawker: A new favorite: Dave Moody - Shapes in the Clouds by MilieuSound on #SoundCloud http://snd.sc/l67Bmm

tyymclarenfan: RT @KaylaF1: Moooorning F1 fans!! Wish I was in Monaco!! Who's up for getting Lewis Hamilton trending today?? #LewisHamilton

TweetTiger: X-Men First Class comes out in a little over a week. I'm very curious to see how it is.

KidConrad: Why arent they at XS???? RT @YourGirl_B Got 9 banging chicks in my crib looking super fly!!

canada_4_BREEZY: Moms talking with food in her mouth NBD!!! Thats daddys job =_=

reelpeason: @joannanadin poo gosh i rememember wining a bet once i didnt bath for 3 days & none of the masters sat next to me in the refecktry

MissValenciia: Gonna dedicate my 2000th tweet to two of my oldest friends (more like sisters) @MsConfusionGirl and @AyeLays_x cos I met them in 2000 ILY x

lecrin: RT @BBCr4today: Sharon Shoesmith: "I'm not in the blame game. I don't do blame."

AustinOlig: ill be there in 5 mins... #givemeabreak

HowDoWeFeel: RT @therealkdave Ok I'm gona try to sleep... I feel tired n got to b up in a few... #VampireLife #WeDontSleep #HelpMeBabyJesus lol

PaigeRushford: Our Flag; █♥█ - Our world; My World 2.0 - Our hymn; U Smile - Our blood colour; Purple - Our president; Justin Bieber - We Are; BELIEBERS <3

whsam89: After 2.5hrs of bumpy ride... (@ Low Cost Carrier Terminal (LCCT) w/ 21 others) http://4sq.com/k420VW

qianjassy: in Sg nobody will eat 2 meals BUFFET de luh.. >.< RT @lynnlitan: RT @qianjassy: It's buffet dayyyyy.. BUFFET (不肥...是假的!)... 哈哈哈!

FiachraLennon: RT @pitchforkmedia: Gil Scott-Heron R.I.P. - he was 62 http://p4k.in/iIlTyM

cessmvalenzuela: Hahahahah!!!!!! RT @eleu_c: In the no condom zone

MochaGirl23: Laying in bed alone, in need of specific company, NOT just anybody.... :)

rocky29670: Best part of my job: getting to meet so many cool people. Worst part: meeting those people again b/c 1 of us (me) doesn't remember 1st time.

LocaSuerte: I haven't stopped eating since I stepped in the building & everybody has been commenting on it....proud Fat Ass :)

dazeygrl: @JazCullen99 oh goodness.. so are you having to fill in for your immediate boss? that would kinda suck.. how much vacation do you get?

nombieber: I get what you get in 10 years in 2 days.

indizonein: How to Fight the IRS in Tax Court http://lnkd.in/ySfq22

iIs_TheSHIZnit: #ihateitwhenimdrivingand the nigga in the big black suburban waited until the last minute to jump on the freeway . So he has to cut me off

jay2tofresh: Really? Was it good tho? ! RT @FindMyLovee: Hangover 2 was definitely not as good as the first. The original is always best (:

mohammedsarmad: 28th may wil b know as "Reds" day in history every year.RCB wins IPL & MANU wins UEFA CL #isupportrcb

TashaMarietta: @James_Phelps :D you made my day! It's 1:40 am I waited up to talk to you :3 I'm just that awesome, eh? I so wanna meet you.

trimmingdown: New post: All You Need To Know About Treatments For Fibroid In Atlanta http://bit.ly/kkJDoo

DougNetBiz: Tired of all the hype and no help mentality of the Internet? Tired of spending a lot of $$$ & getting 0 in return? FREE http://bit.ly/hV1VAp

bsignificant: Wow, memory expert Ron White just called out/remembered the names of about 50 people in the audience! #NAC2011

OhmillioSparks: @SheScreamsRICH_ word, I saw your name on the booklet they gave us lol, mad niggas didn't walk tho

upiupiu: RT @xSimplyQuotes: I don't want a perfect guy. I just want a guy I can run to in sweats & a ponytail with my mascara running who'll still say 'youre beautiful'

Annnnimal: IM GONNA WATCH NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN FOR THE 7TH TIME! I LOVE YOU @justinbieber !!!!!!1

jim_oleary: More Gil Scott-Heron brilliance - his thoughts on Nixon's pardon back in the day: We Beg Your Pardon http://t.co/eCtUdt6

GETRIPPED1: Love making money in stocks. http://bit.ly/jNvlZK

lightpaydayloan: How #Instant #Payday #Loans #Online Can Help You Out in an Emergency http://ping.fm/fxKC0

v_fly9: RT @JitLeeBandGeakz: RT @MajorProfit: S/O 2 my fam @WE_R_FLY @BandGeakz @Zip_Kennedy @BrothaDez @DjPrettybOyTank ... http://tmi.me/aKuyk

obarowland: Up in the Studio. Ladies welcome....(someone said.) Lol

Annie_Hazan: Going to camp in an hour!! :D

MetalMilky: RT @TheBusbyBoys: PARK PARK WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, YOU EAT DOG IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY, COULD BE WORSE, COULD BE SCOUSE, EATIN RATS IN COUNCIL HOUSE!

WWWChopCOM: Ain't no hoes in here... #deadabddisappointed

gwennon: At scape flea market.. Felt like a bee stuck in a v v thick bush and i cant get outta it.. :X

Andy_Swain69: RT @ReaIAdamSandIer: I'm getting ready to take a hot shower...it's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

Marvelqntwb: I need money more mom! ($_$) (˘_˘") Error: Rate limit exceeded - please wait 1 minute before shortening further URLs.

Zosie: Need to get up and tidy before @AbbiRosina get here. Or I could remain in bed for the rest of the day #PLAN

TwitLifeCoach: Live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.

cincifans: Spoken-word musician Gil Scott-Heron dies in NYC http://bit.ly/k9CLEy

karllyon: RT @domjoly: With Bin Laden found in suburban Pakistan and now Mladic found in similar circumstances- surely we need to search Wimbledon for Lord Lucan?

rodyheijstek: RT @ChrisPaget: The difference between hackers and cats? Curiousity keeps hackers in business :)

NonoseRyokurt: Content Reading and Literacy: Succeeding in Today's Diverse Classrooms (3rd Edition): http://amzn.to/lsdcIb

NataaliaMunoz: RT @SoDamnTrue: Does anyone have that new BLACKBERRY PLAYBOOK? I love my iPad 2 and would be PISSED if the Playbook is better -_- lmao.

Diyana_swift13: oh , I know in this acc @/ImBigFansOfJB RT @BieberSmilex: who needs a co.owner ? :)

AnFranklySpeakn: if only guys new being nice would get u in the door..

BooyahAchieved: In total I only spent $3 on drinks tonight. Yay for gambling and winning!

AdoreUAriana: TWEET ME WHY YOU LOVE ARIANA! You will be in my video! ♥ Start the sentence with i love ariana ♥ okey? :) i need more ppl so please! :)

GetItShawtyyyy: Lol I wanna join in with this when a Londoner goes to the US they drive about in a black Taxi Cab yoo Im going to do that... One day

Stephane_Assael: Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your minds eye and you will be drawn toward it. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick

mariska_viljoen: @paulwesley Sounds like fun!!! Holding thumbs for you here in South-Africa!!!!

MyPrincessSwagg: Finally home in the bed!!

ghinaghaliya: When you're too in love to let it go But if you never try you'll never know. Just what you're worth.

LezbehonestSYD: It's 2:40. Cool.

himanshu_in: Sad Story.. Once Upon A Time.. There Was A Simple Girl.. ...Who Fell Inlove With Two Guys.. But.. ......The 2 Guys... http://fb.me/YTVF2b0u

Betting4Profits: Out of all offers out there I like Bet365 bet up to £50 before game and they will refund up to a £50 bet in play

MarlenPellom730: I can't swallow because it's popping in my throat!

kekeEPICSIDE: I'm Getting to this cake, #frfr . Starting Memorial Day, my job won't be closing til' 2 am on weekends and 1 am (cont) http://tl.gd/ao365u