becteh: Booking hotels on hotwire always makes me nervous. It's also like this fun game where I could end up in a dump or strike it lucky... #dork

GuyWoodward: RT @F1Lite: Hamilton has gone on to make a joke (I think) about the stewards hauling him in "because I'm black." It's all kicking off! #F1

BriLove_Pink: My mom actin all handicapped cause she think she broke her toe.! lol she walkin perfectly fine yesterday.! ctfuu'

cylinen: RT @ISUtrackXC: Lisa Koll is everywhere...even on the wall of the Nike store in the Portland airport http://t.co/bqT2JSe

sensitive_113: hot guy : will u be my motivation .. me: oh hell yeah ! :P in ur face m.r.

HeyJiiMmZ: RT @ladygaga: Gaga + Monsters in ♥ forever!

thealexcohen: Climbing rocks in mhead lol :)

hauteface: Dan Wheldon wins the 2011 Indianapolis 500 in a WilliamRast Car (A Justin Timerlake Car)!!!!!

Red_Fox24: New sleeping pills came in but there only 4. Guess its a trail thing.

NicoleLovesTTx: @sonnywl everyones staring at me raving to superwomen in the middle of tescos but eh it's 20:20 - my special raving time<3

kikyo88: RT @MichaelHicks18: Unreal ending at Indy 500. Hildebrand crashed in turn 4 cruising to victory in the final turn. #heartbreakingdefeat

Gotcho_Bitch: @Jay_B_Loudpack im bouta walk over der who all with you

TheResidentChef: Hollywood Starts to Worry as 3-D Fizzles in US: The first part of the year held a near collapse in video store r... http://bit.ly/lZUnWa

historyishere: i need sunscreen like asap ! i've gotten so dark in the past two days !

Cali_Sax: Y'all have 45 seconds

azhaarhirsii: @iAmFardosaG looooool comparing to the other houses in Brampton, not really, but it's just an ordinary 3 story house. :p

McDonnellDan: Ireland hold out to win trophy. Scotland better side in 2nd half - main concern for Trap will be defensive issues ahead of Sat. O'Dea rusty.

BiTeSiz3dKisSes: RT @FreshPrinceYuup: {R E T W E E T] If you're all for interracial relationships ♥ ♥ ♥

AmandaDestinie: I had a dream I got my old phone again as a new phone in the mail,my palm with a weird print on the back! Now I miss my palm.. :/

HeliosPhoenix: There is not a person in the world right now who feels worse than JR Hilderbrand.

chriscollins32: @jake_toms I think we have family coming over in a little so i'll see whats up

ruchpatel: When I read the Harry Potter books I can hear the dialogues from the movie in my head. Skillll hahaha

hobbystash: @OhAbit Which begs the question...who's in the first row? ;-)

OunasCloset: off to get my hair done, nails done, and have a sweet Linner with my soon to be hubby in 8 days!! Happy with everything in my life :D

xTheSmurfx: So i sit in a tree, chewing flavorless gum, listening to my ipod. #whatalife

mnice3: Finally out in the golf course! Feels great!

PinkEve: Sipping cava in the sun...happy day! http://t.co/RRC2jQ3

xBurningChromex: @instant_samara i know, right? she's following directly in the footprints of madonna, who i believe was a strong woman.

blackrose50101: @CarmenHYS btw same =__= there in NO T-S here TT

beethizzle: I really need an older man in my life :)

bradleyandco: 5 Step Process for Dominating Your Local Search Landscape http://bit.ly/lB69yN

MASQBeauty: RT: @tatcha_v:So excited to be in the Memorial Day musthave beauty essentials. Thanks @beautylish for including us! Come to MASQ for Tatcha!

oxfordproperty: Will Google Wallet end up in your pocket?... http://t.co/WLJPyco

MrBurks206: Good luck to @SwinCash today. Do it big in ur game today. Another step to an All Star year.

Mike__Hopkins: RT @SouthernBella24: I #SALUTE ALL THOSE BRAVE MEN & WOMEN WHO HAVE SERVED & ARE STILL SERVING,INCLUDING THEIR BRAVE FAMILIES #MEMORIALDAY

oliviaisabellax: @MahmoodAnsari haha! nothing just staying in because it's my b'day tomorrow! ;-)

emaalee88: soooo tired of not having any service in Creole. :/ waaah!

MakesEmPanic: RT @_ILoveKyle Chipotle for the second day in a row. Greatness :) <-- #TeamFat lls

JarenTheGreat: These Cicadas got the Wasp & Bees in hiding mode because I aint seen them since! I'd rather have wasp and bees instead of these Cicadas tho!

RussiannBallet: @ashba5h haha nahh, not at all.

eldesign2004: Oops sorry he didn't having mad half hour and moving all the furniture around

kaykay_05: @YnkaOkula me?! Cheat! Lol. I know I always outplayed you in all games. Pele.

DolllxParts: trying to get to my dance rehearsal for recital tonight all while my uncle is dying.. this is horrible! why all at the same time?

gabiifuente: RT @nileylife: RT @mileycyrus in one of my favorite cities with my favorite people. guess where i am and what im doing. i will never tell. :)

BriannaCromwell: @ActionItemBand come hangout in nova scotia!!

xPimpinAintEZ: :( sorry. RT @_Stillstandingg: @xPimpinAintEZ killed my feelings in one text :/

anastatiar: rooftop patio opening? that might do it. $1drafts $2wells & live dj in the colorado sun? think i can get double rum & coke, hold the rum? :)

Personaly_iDGAF: Spending every moment in the studio. . .

MsLiveLove: RT @Diegoimage: [Puts in cheat code to understand women] R1, R1, L2, R1, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down <haha doesn't work lol

BlueKae: RT @ArkhamAsylumDoc: The Most Interesting Geek in the Galaxy http://bit.ly/k7tgG5 (via @GeekToMe) #DosEquis

sanamsarah: RT @scooterbraun: now thinking about spending the day out in newport and taking in the beach life. why not? 3 weeks until my bday...i deserve it.

emilysbishop: It's Mothers' Day in France - I <3 that it's different days in different countries because Mums are spectacular every day :) #safemotherhood

FlorianBoyd: @TaviGreiner @cambodgebist I went out morning of 5/11 and found the 4 planets all within a 6° binocular field. Haven't checked with moon.

ZaiahBurke: you's nasty “@njones_shawty: Calvin has been sucking me all day!”

AllAboutCaps: #CAPRICORN AND #ARIES: They'll get along as lovers, but even in bed there'll be arguments about money, friends, socializing, and who's boss.

Caramel_TwiXX: RT @KickRockz_86: If I culd take it all back and do it over again... I wuldnt change a thing! #life

Cyrile23: @ChristelKfans Yep! But you can find the first scenes in English as well! :-) Thanks you tube & uploaders! :-)

karo_shan_harst: @JulieGirl106 @mariah945 ecools i cant get my sketch book cuz its stuck in my gramps car!!T^T

Lady_love_23: All I got is a dollar I'm dream is you gona roll with me

wren_x: @MissHopexx lol haha. There's some decent films in at the moment.. :D pirates of the Caribbean is good :D

b2b40: Lock in last night I hear not the prison tipe

AlwaysLEGIT14: @_LALaLALa_Dee long story, dont feel like saying ! it wont let me log in -__-

PtrsonsZOO: Becca & I may have just fallen in love (@ Katherine's French Bakery) http://4sq.com/mChSk5

Cardy_x: @Tempest76 @xxpronymphxx haha come on! We blokes wouldnt get a look in if you two get going :P

alpertabak: RT @NinaDobrev: This is crazy. Trying to get tix for Book Of Mormon is like trying to get in the whitehouse and meet the president. Impossible.

caseycarter: "& all your dreams, share em with me & your secrets bare em with me & the flaws? you don't gotta mention to me" thank you @Wale

itsjamila_: Haha let me take that statement back. It can be a verb if u put "to" in front of it.... But the word itself is not a verb

JennetteMcCTeam: @jennettemccurdy #ithurtswhen you know your favorite actress' pain all too well. Poked in the eye with the hook part last year.

drebuzzworthy: You know they not from DC with that last tweet, Barry Farms is in Southeast and Newport News like 4-5 hours away lmao.

rosenilia: @imsumitsinha I wish to know my promised in Moradabad

iheartbiebz: Miley-Shut up haterz, you don't know me. Slaglena-OMG it hurts :'( JUUSSTTIIINNN, lemme come rape you in the sea... LOL.

FentyMonroe: Crazy how you can miss someone in the next* room over...

EEBUBEE: ntoooo who sent you to club? :P RT @OnyeYeezy: I fell on the floor in the club last night...my knee hurts and it's swollen!!:(

andreannalashun: all i ate was some chips. looks like i'm bout to eat more than once. lol.

ashole_: @charliedavies9 is that in order?

CadenAdrian: Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.­*­

BreezyandMinaj_: RT @TheRealTank: "Celebration" feat Drake RMX feat @TreySongz @chrisbrown ! Enjoy em all wknd!! "Now or Never"

Just_Selzy: RT @say_yay: @miilkkk true blood IN THE BUTT

Amuly21: Didn't ff.net used to have a function where you could search by pairing? As one of the drop-down choices? Or am I making things up?

sincere_2U: Caribbean festival in July 8th 9th 10th in baltimore. Me and ma pops in there

Ravishing_Love: Bum ass hoes all they do is stare

tankaqueen: No sense saying/to the high school grad /I too one thought/I knew/it all.#tanka #pentastich #micropoetry

musti_slim: hw-muchRT @KoroC_: Railway RT "@KoroC_: Okay. I'm going to register in that gym tomorrow..wat gym is that..."

GlynisGaga: B are the ones definitely going through I think, there was a lot of good acts in there #BGT

KimberyYeakle50: #EliotSpitzer until tonight was still a lady paying gent in my eyes

militarychannel: RT @LeeannTweeden1: Leaving for DC in the am. Going to co-host the Nat'l Memorial Day Parade! Watch the @MilitaryChannel or this link http://bit.ly/EoC6U

liam1878: RT @rudeboii0687: @TonyBellew hope cleverley knock you out in style standard int tbh :) <3 rt that!

stephanieidol: @AdoreAnnette UGGGHHH >/ well i am in mexico right now so..... what happens if i dont make it in time ?:O

TheNumber_B42: Somebody lied, I aint got no gas in may car..... lmao