iaStuart: #Apple responds to Lodsys regarding patent infringement directed at app developers #intellectualproperty #CNNMoney http://bit.ly/jtsNbX

LebronJames8: Playoff Fix: Running of the Bulls: The Bulls need to run, rebound and stop LeBron James to tie the Eastern Confe... http://bit.ly/jMCiQa

ImAlfie_iRock: Maybe it's that time of the month #reasonsyouaintgettinass

darkrye: Piers Morgan, Dom Joly, Toby Young and DJ Boy George thought of the day: Flout the court's order and you may rightly get your day in court!

MarsBlackmon10: @NanceKhidd you got me in trouble a couple of times too ahaha

TimSoFresh: @ItsGarryBaby so u Tryin to get out of there again??

tickytickytiger: RT @WlLLFERRELL: The Awkward Moment when a real sad song comes on ur iPod, so u stare out of the window like a music video; then u realise what u're doing.

NeosInterino: @DamnBTRboys ahhh best of luck my dear.

_TheBestYet: RT @Sharice_McQueen: i dont like ppl staring at my computer <<<<<<<

MyWesternLife: RT @horseexpert: 'How We Got to 40,310 Fans in 4 Days" Now you can see what a company did to get a lot of fans in a few days.... http://fb.me/NZ1HJAG6

theloveduet: RT @christoferdrew: if i'm lost at sea tell my mother my father my sisters my brother my friends and my foes and all my past lovers that i will miss them so.

randyelrod: RT @cdlowell: RT @TNCicada: well, Magicicada is the genus of the 13 & 17 yr cicada and you can find about 1.5 Million of per acre.

5_2_cutie: #inmiddleschool MY MOM LOST ALL OF US ON THE FIELDTRIP LOL

Adoptedmommy: @film58 had a great time, fun, sun and rest, what else could anyone want, oh yeah a few (LOT) of those wondeful Island drinks

Xlantwindows: RT @paragprasad: Reminder that my Seminar is this Friday at the Hilton and YES YOU DO HAVE TO REGISTER ONLINE using the booking... http://fb.me/M7Q2zYk6

essacampz: RT @DalaiLama: Only through kindness and love can peace of mind be achieved.

Becca_Baker92: @annverity yeah really is!! im so bored revising this!! im sick of learning about concrete!

GabiHare: RT @kirstiealley: Lol... U can be Old at 30 and Young at 80.... The Spirit has no time or age.... only the Human considers AGE & TIME..live as U R..A Spirit!

daliuss: @AaronMT Watch gametrailers.com's review of The Witcher 2... looks like best computer RPG in years (maybe evar) IMO

ArkanArks: Knight of cydonia

_Folkworks: I just had the most amazing piece of carrot cake!!!

HeyChloeDaguise: RT @xDearSincerely: Dear Rose, There was plenty of room left on the raft, but youd rather let me die then scoot over. I thought we were inlove? Sincerely, Jack.

LumunosFAW: This was a request...and, this is another version of what I posted on Sunday. Enjoy! http://fb.me/XXuA2JNz

iiRiiptheRUNWAY: #dearfutureboyfriend if ii need it in tha mornin or tha middle of the night I AINT TO PROUD tO BEG! Lmao

mikeflawn1: RT @bbcworld: President Obama arrives at Downing Street http://bbc.in/iDVDej

Andre_Canty: The emails I got today from kids at my old middle school ignited my fire more than it has ever been.

CapitalInsider: looking for a vacation? there's a Vienna-based company selling trips to outer space. WARNING you need $150 million http://tbd.ly/lbMbp4

princess_peach7: @SaRaJoHaNnAvM FOLLOW 1 OF THE FUNNIEST Comedians on twitter my pal @NICKYPARISXO u wnt regret it! Some of the best tweets i will FOLLOW U

iamsunnyDeelite: RT @MsCHIvous_CHI3 Follow iamsunnyDeelite she right at 1300. :: POW! Thx boo :)

_iamronnie: I'm kind of scared for my life in this class.... at least there's some cute guys. ;D

ch3x: RT @NYTimesWell: I am looking for stories about hospital call buttons. Did u get a response? Fall out of bed b/c no one answered? email me at tpp@nytimes.com

th3food_addict: If I reached the ends of the skies, Will I be able to communicate with you?

jphky65: #inmiddleschool staying up all night at @tannerwjones and going to football practice the next day. @iKnickerBocker @Jpy5 @stephen44guerra

ccaralynnn: i've never wanted to get out of bed and go to school so badly

emmizzykay: @OShullivan Oh do say hello to lovely richard - he's one of ours!!!

CarrieV1020: Think its hilarious that people sit and wait on a parking space close to the door...AT THE GYM!

linkleak: White Lion 2010 DVDRip XviD-ViP3R - Full details at: http://adf.ly/1anYW

SamTheHypebeast: Lord, silence my old ways of thinking, my old habits, and my old tapes inside my head. #LetGoandLetGOD

Donquixote2004: I am tweeting this just to defy our law of torts.#inclass@aisagbonhi .@Dee_Blacka

Randsay: @Rachellewrites Feel free to send some of it down AZ way. We don't get enough.

sriharikraman: Going to prove v can win without Gayle scoring most of the runs.. #isupportrcb

DaKewlestTurner: @Wonginator at least you didn't have far to fall. Oo-oooooh!!!!! Lmao

JDI_Athletics: Some of these kids too matured for fifth grade elementary

mark_nickols: @iammattd Big wages for a guy never to have played higher than League 1. Only one good season at that level aswell..

Bin_Lootah: "You can put an old memory out of your mind, but the heart never forgets.". </3

anniembrown: The Top Fitness Icons of All-Time: Richard Simmons -- He definitely invented the concept of universal fitness. I... http://bit.ly/l1lYeS

AKAmeleon7: @OBehave1 aww youre going to have me at work in tears!! love you more princess!! the summers ours!!! #lehgooo

vaneefoods: The ladies of Vanee - Miss February, Miss March, and Miss October. Working booth #7470 - stop by and have your... http://fb.me/tRzpRDVJ

JUNIORLAILAIzx: how to post at the x5 thing? @infinitelklm

PaulaCaruso: I keep hearing realtors chant "it's a buyer's market!" but the trend appears to still be in renting (myself included) http://bit.ly/kiTJ4V

BookshelfBanter: In line at #Bea11 with @heidijovt @twilightlexicon!!!

YouGoGrl: @TBSonK97 she is butt ugly! Reminds me of when Charles cheated on Lady Di!!

dittotweeto: RT @moresharecom: MoreShare Link Of The Day! Ugliest Tattoos - The Gallery Of Regrets http://more.sh/ugly #funny #tattoos #ugly #regrets #fail

Willcrankshaw: @brinabeanerz I must agree. This weekend checkout good for you at some point?!:)

Cbearsmamma: Daddy I can't get him to go back to sleep! When he wakes at 4 I can though! And now it's 8! Good morning sweet boy!!

theconnectedset: 2-4 years experience working in ANY area of TV? Then apply for @FastTrackMGEITF by June 12 http://tinyurl.com/3t79prz

quotesinsurance: EzQuotes Different Ways of Getting Low Cost Car Insurance http://bit.ly/jO1861

TomahawkTalkin: Juilo Lugo is at least better than Diory Hernandez. So there's that. #Braves

trevorkt: I would swear I'm on the T with dome version of Gilbert Grape and his little brother. They *look* just like them.

CarInsQuotes75: Different Ways of Getting Low Cost Car Insurance http://bit.ly/lxUI6r

FingeredOrgasms: Im in need of a perm woo lawd

arianeisakitty: Being a couch potato at my grandparent's house :3

Loster: Freelancing is like a tension roller coaster. Stressed prep for something one day, then hour of chillin w/coffee after meeting goes well.

GillesKLEIN: Le Japon n'a pas subi 1 fusion de réacteur mais 3 (Washington Post) http://wapo.st/lmKAHL #Fukushima

itsnthesteeze: N.E.R.D's "In Search of" is a pretty dope breakfast meal too. Preferably with orange juice.

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Coded01: @Rayded Ray i dey look dis pry skul pic of u,u jus dey shine teeth

Ataraxis00: RT @FortyDeuceTwits: Almagro out. Kubot does his Polish dance of joy.

xtremechick38: @8toInfinityBit sounds like alot of fun! hope the call she's turn into something good... i hope i do to! i think a nap is all I need!

currysmith: RT @cureNOLA: Show your support of @Boucherie. They reopen tonight. Spend your money there & show them how NOLA takes care of its own.

complex_girl_16: RT @xDearSincerely: Dear Facebook, Thank you for reminding me of peoples' birthday. Sincerely, You saved many of my friendships.

Jessaboo_xo: @Ms_Gmack bring that bottle of ciroc to the airport so we can be wasted on the plane lol

SecretaryFiles: Dear #UnElegantBusinessman How is it possible that I'm trying to get mustard out of ur tie b4 11am? VTY TheSecretary (not a dry cleaner)

digitalhomeca: Kobo launches Touch eReader; slashes the price of its WiFi eReader to $99 US/$109 CDN http://www.digitalhome.ca/?p=9525

HealthSpeaks: Hi-Tech Institute of Mobile Phone Repairing and Service: http://t.co/on7Mznv via @addthis

nahyunnn: watching old episodes of The Hills! :)

KatarinaKriz: RT @willoffendyou: Most of the things I think that are well crafted, get nothing. My throw aways get huge responses so *underarm fart and waka waka*

danecellars: How many of you read @WineandSpirits magazine? Have you checked out the June 2011 issue yet? Do me a favor check out page 66

jewliedavidson: SO happy for my sister & @jono_mc for the arrival of their new little guy Maxwell Ace McMillan! He is SO cute!!!:):):):) http://t.co/FeWSbJN

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maneatersblog: RT @40andDating: It's so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it's not always easy, To recognize Love..http://bit.ly/gOq6V7

djdwightjones: “@TonyGaskins: Success isn't a byproduct of talent, it's a result of hard work!”

colliganryan: I perform so much better at school when I have coffee in my system

tcpmhaze2008: @notaccairns missed you last night at the game.

NJLovinLambert: RT @GirlPhenom: FEED! Is anyone interested in a GA ticket for tonight's PATD show at Terminal 5 in NYC? Only 30 bucks! Please RT!

ChrisDrewAngels: I cant stop looking at @christoferdrew's icon :') HE IS SO CUTE!!!!! <3

DreadsAndTatts: All my yung niggas at cha throat #TurtleNeck

neilv93: @amybrine no I definitely don't :L but I'll listen out for it later! Nice one, heard of a charger? :O #theyareveryuseful xx

boon_yi: okay beast special edition tee is kind of weird , like nt very beast related yo o__o http://bit.ly/lNKENs http://bit.ly/m7eiR7

BAdeepak23: Yo @Ludacris you freaking KILLED it at Rowan man!! Props to your DJ too!

wuwichien: Everyone care of u sister... Don't sad yo .. Cheer up :)RT @Christine_Tsjin: Who's care??:(

eskaar: Sad to see Andrew leaving Shanghai. Dang, its been a swell month of travels and showing him around this fine city.

AutiTakahashi: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs http://nblo.gs/ifJ1x

Jutrodrigues: The #38 rule of a Gentleman - Kiss her spontaneously in the middle of her sentence.