nlockyer: Now has a fat lip to go w my black eye. Safe to say I won't be shouting from the rooftops I got it from someone named Alicia @platinumxtreme

edd_hind: RT @Pearcesport: 2 BBC colleagues have had accounts debited for Olympic tickets. The rush is on. 1 million accounts due to be debited by tomorrow

iAMJAYRRR: RT @Sports_Greats: Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win. -Bobby Knight

thequietrooster: I'd also like to know: Do unobtrusive, accessible social media sharing widgets exist? http://ow.ly/51sd8 via @rogerjohansson

sacredeastwind: @gparayil - hey U ;) happy to be here again. although, as you must know how it feels after a trip like that, heart is still in the mountains

YasmineHamid: that's my good deed for the day done: rescued next door's cat - it was hanging from its lead after trying to jump the wall

goldRVshop: @anandiaputri hello dear. nice to see you here. we've many accessories collection loh. check this out y dear http://goldrv.blogspot.com/ thx

clissh: @DontCallmeFella I tend to like Samuel Jackson films. Looking forward to seeing him as Nick Furey in the Avengers :-)

prabhumaddy07: we hav to plan ooty with my gang on tis week

OhMyTeenQuotes: Life is too short to waste a single second with anyone who doesn’t value you.

Infamous_Prick: RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts As a #Sagittarius,You like to theorize and speculate, but you do have the ability to sense future trends.

dwanzi_: How hard is it to type full words? Does your brain stop working after the first letter? NKT!

petfreaks: Looking for a place to advertise then come by www.pettalez.com and possibly we can help. #PetTalez

haroonharry: RT @adilray: Should we be surprised Asian men are more likely to be stopped under terrorism act than whites? A consequence of 7/7 we have to live with.

hyderestaurant: Well, well looks like its time to say goodbye to the sharks by drinking and eating and screaming. Come say hello and scream with us

Derby_News: Pringle free to exit Derby County http://bbc.in/kBLuB6 #derby #news

TwatchNdTell: LT That's Because I Don't Like To Use Public Bathrooms

shoes_bags: RT @guardiannews: Terror laws: 'Special branch asked me to keep an eye on the Muslim community' - video http://gu.com/p/2p485/tf

roxyvirgin1986: Need you.. wanna hug en kiss you.. Feel you and toutch you.. Over your body and soul.. #daarlaatikhetbij.. Love you.. (To much)..

fayeriELF: @__azenith isn't each fan supposed to get ONE autograph each only?

LookaburraEM: #derby Pringle free to exit Derby County: Derby County midfielder Ben Pringle is free to leave this summer despi... http://bbc.in/mmLDnD

klayerbear: After managing to finally download Gold Blood, I'm unsure of it. It'll grow on me i'm sure :)

D_Berrington: Pringle free to exit Derby County: Derby County midfielder Ben Pringle is free to leave this summer despite havi... http://bbc.in/mmLDnD

LFCHamza: Has to study grammar today!!!

thegroovini: RT @MusicMatters11: Be sure to check out Imogen Heap Live at Music Matters Thursday May 26!

lauraclegg: RT @missguidedcouk: #Competition time! :) RT and follow to #win Aceline + Tibi dresses for you and your friend! http://tinyurl.com/65av9p4 Good luck x

Ashley_Dopee: Although you might need to go to work, you probably would pref... More for Sagittarius http://twittascope.com/?sign=9

kiringtyas: I have to believe me that I can do it (y)

SianSta: @BYEtass Some places do :P Where I am, i've been to 3 schools, primary up to yr6, then the next one was yr7-9 and now the 3rd one is yr10-13

Becca_Pratt: RT @winterbournehg: And we've had our first competition entry! Keep them coming for a chance to win @EarnestPlay tickets :-)

AlohaLearners: RT @myCornwall_: Good morning, the sun is beginning to peep through the clouds over Redruth, in time for the bank holiday weekend!

IamCedes: It's odd to think that the Moon's entry into imaginative Pisce... More for Scorpio http://twittascope.com/?sign=8

Morethanamum: RT @guidofawkes: Unconfirmed: UKIP MEP David Campbell-Bannerman rumoured to be defecting to the Tories.

PrettyPreye: Kai, This test tomorrow sha! It's not 'hungrying' me to study oh

danthisiswhoiam: It's odd to think that the Moon's entry into imaginative Pisce... More for Scorpio http://twittascope.com/?sign=8

vic_spesh: Another work day to get through.

bloodisone: RT @SinnamonLove: Oh no... the 9th grade boyfriend just told me I was his first. *sigh* Dammit. Why'd he have to find me on FB? LMAO!

graemethegun: @RabMFZB Only 5p, BUT I AM HOPEFUL FOR TODAY- HOW ARE YOU?

MotherMary_LRE: How deep does each of you understand the Love of God ? How much can each of you express it ? #mother #mary http://bit.ly/aWPKj3

revheath: Plus I can't remember if our travel insurance covers ash clouds. I can hardly bear to look.... #damnyousmallprint

Malcolm_G_Adams: Haha my dad woke me up early to ask me a question and for some reason I told him to get 40 oz champagne bottles?! LOL!

Hanimeli: :-) rt @blogboy2 The Story of the Old Mule: http://ht.ly/2iq9Z Circumstances got you down? You need to read this ;D

missdjefferson: Its was too hot so air had to come on fan wasn't doing it

kevvekkhristien: I liked a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/Zw9AkfyT3ls?a Return to Forever #1, Sydney Opera House (After the Cosmic Rain

needmoneyfor: Food for charity: The participating restaurants got to raise money for a good cause while showing off some of th... http://bit.ly/mGl3ni

_TimiOhSoLAVISH: RT @Floral_Fettishh: #incollege i use to pray my teacher showed up 15min later so i can dip!!!! Lol

keshavin23: I keep on steady,that's how i feel it

FloElizaEvans: Run done. Managed to sprint up this at the end #killer followed by squats and press up. No more slacking. http://lockerz.com/s/104350351

lady4zen: RT @lastyearsman Wake up to news the Dutch government is now relying on a party which is against votes for women and gays. Boo.

PsiQo1: @tiffyfone tell @aztecwarrior to eat a pickle

TheGoonerette: RT @MirrorFootball: Oct 2010 quote from R Giggs: "Celebrity culture, it's everywhere, isn't it? Reality TV, Big Brother. People want to be famous. Why?"

phiapplepie: I've try so hard to tell myself that you're gone..

TheListWriter: Broody hen is addled by hormones, poor love. The others have no sympathy though, and are moaning at her to get off the nest NOW.

bluelegends: @danwalkerbbc how about Joe Cole-ition #PoliticalXI

ruipic: I'm listening to a song of @justinbieber now <3 very cool voice OMG!! I love you soooo much ;_; <3

Konjacsponges: Pleeeeease put back the warmth thats supposed to be in the sunshine! Thermals feel tempting today!

slashgear: Blog Post: Apple wins early access to Samsung phones/tablets in copycat case http://bit.ly/jxisqV

15Gracias: @example listening to CTWYKM, definitely my fave song from you, closely followed by Hooligans :)

chelseaarenej: Haha let's hope not. :/ RT @Hiphop_vsPoetry @chelseaarenej yo back about to blow out like a bad engine

pmk1983: wishes this weather would make its mind up (to be nice of course) #MadMayWinds

Bhutimsibi: Everything is a joke until it happens to your EX then its hilarious #justsaying

AndrewKohjix: Q: RAWRRRR! I so win! xD And I'm pretty good,...A: DX NOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you should go to ...: http://yearbook.com/ask/ugpleader/1b1lmx

thedoconnor: @AnthonyHocken I agree there should be varying degrees of severity for punishment. But you really think a woman can be to blame for rape?

iNkMyRedBone: @timleezy lol but I quit to be more focus for my daughter...smh now I wanna go back so I can focus on expressing myself -_-

Danz_Junky: @EffU_nSmiLez LMAO now that i think about it I used to know who was responsible for some of those list!

Mareebabexoxo:  i'm calling his phone up just to tell hik how much i really love him 'cause he's everything i want He listens to me, cares for me 

mimihuahua: I must have accidentally ate a packet of MSG, been downing water since last midnight. On & off i wake up just to drink. Even till now.. 

Big_Homie92: got to get straight A's next semester

write2tg: RT @Montberte: Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. Bertrand Russell

nickfulleretc: @Tomas_Spencer The knowledge theyll be taken care of encourages bad behaviour. Dnt you realise how it might be kinder to not "support"?

jhlrainypooh: @fai_bossanjazz Ohh :( That's a pity! & I didn't manage to see them off today ><

quinnmusic: @cheriejohnson75 take your butt to bed..or get on a plane, meet me Miami and go to this game with me.. #Bulls and #Heat Game 4!

Asher_Wolf: RT @novaspivack: I think we need an Internet Bill of Rights to protect people online, not just from each other, but from governments. #eg8

moi_neno: RT @ispeakquote : People who say that dreams can come true forgot to tell you that nightmares can, too.

SheriphSkills: Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy waits for something better to come along.....No?

bedulita: let's go home now. it's time to take a lot of rest......

2forthe30: Feel like im bout to die

ingybelle: Please NOTE! RT @DavidMaynier: There seems to be a new post-election urgency on the part of the ANC to push through the 'Secrecy Bill'.

1stKlassNicole: RT @ATrueSoulmate: If someone really loves you, they wouldn't let you slip away, no matter how hard the situation is :)

gtkmkgt: @Heedictator talk to me i want sleep with u kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

missVanessaline: Perth ? I stay in perth !"@thefreedomguru: Looking for just four key people to employ- please DM for details. #perth #jobs"

sassybiiebz: Super annoyed. I have like hardly any documents saved on my mac.air & already it's nearly full! There's nothing to delete biaatch!!!??

BillJoe101: RT @mashable: Mobile commerce showdown: native apps vs. web apps - http://on.mash.to/iWpHsD

SusanSaeturn: #Incollege You learn about how twisted & sick the government is. #Inhighschool You're fed a bunch of lies.

SellyLasso: RT @Mumutiaa: Give your ♡ to everyone. But give an extra ♡ for that special someone! ;)

CendrineH: Hospital takes classical approach to soothe newborns... by playing Mozart through headphones : http://bit.ly/ixJRek

beautyof: @ABBYLICIOUS1977 I understand this but we´re blessed to know this feeling others are thrilled day and night #cherishourluck

Eddystweets: Maybach Music Group Ft. Duece Poppi - Git Paid (Go To Tupac Back Mixtape): Maybach Music Group... http://bit.ly/ktaO6I #Iphone #Videos

TomRichards_101: @soph1DcherASTON its in the park, I think its free entry .. Ill post some links up to some details a bit later on :)x