patricia_spr: I can't watch tv! argh! my niece keeps on switching the channel to Cartoon Network! #whyme

SportyChick_19: I almost hate watching the news. Nothing good or comforting is said anymore

mikemurphy1979: "@QuercusBooks: Now then, @T_A_Fletcher is reading 1pm at Waterstones, #Preston on Saturday... make sure you're there Northern SF fans!"

biebersindoswag: The winners #ANA1 is... Jengjengg @NadVira... Congrast.. Check DM.. :)

uuz_sigingsul: I'm giving you my heart, please take me seriously :P

ashleymuchaa: This will not get out of my head...."heeeeyyyyy rebecccckaaaaahhhhh"

Jem_Starlight: Putting perfume on and smoking is like giving mouthwash to a dog. Stop it.

djshadez: RT @I_Skream: I don't agree with artists acting like pricks..... We're all lucky to be what we're doing......

sophiaaafontes: LOVE WHEN MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AND NEEDS JUMPERS AT THE GAS STATION FML

MickeyGreerAV: RT @sportsninfo12: The best way out is always through. #quote by Robert Frost #fb

oliviaOHKAY: How is my Chihuahua forever trying to take on this Wolf lookin Husky thing in my house. You are not hench, Stop it

Tarra14: RT @DamnItsTrue: Technically, I'm single. But my heart is taken by someone I can't call as my own. #DamnItsTrue

Cybernity_Sei: @JUN_WARP here the sun is shini~~~ng! :)

zaraius1: "Where We Love is Home..Home that Our Feet may Leave; But Not Our Hearts."~Oliver Wendell Holmes

chrisjkhatt: @BigBenOfoedu What's wrong with you!!!! You're looking kind of down to me!!! Tuunnneeee!!

owenps: Nzt is great I think

MotorMistress: Another great story today. Well done @Vauxhall_UK ref. the British Gas fleet deal. Bet the salesperson on that is a happy bunny #notjealous

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DelaBoots: @dulcetry wait, is it greedy to want a hot nurse?

joey_taan: em cai koi aa RTRT @DinaZombiedoll: Miss you too my best friend (˘⌣˘)ε˘`) kapan kemedan syg ?RT @joey_taan:... http://mtw.tl/lry13gc

lemondropladies: Is it Friday yet? #readyfortheweekend

tbspgua: GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://ymid.net/d4w2mk

MonkehMonkeh: #cherylcole sorry love ...what's that? no...sorry .....say again? ....no? ...something about makeup? no?

birthdayguy: Happy birthday @lejenn224! What did you get? #happybirthday

MLMadvice: MLM Webinar Tip 3: Use PowerPoint Animations Effectively - Learn how in my blog at http://tinyurl.com/r9v22d

thegeologyshop: RT @WaterstonesUoB: @SellyOakNews Hi! The @unibirmingham campus branch of Waterstones is now on Twitter - @waterstonesUoB - can you retweet please? Thanks! Ben

SaintWaitress: @TheJayRogers: @riotkat @EllenM7 #autocorrect hates me and I hate it. Learn my slanguage, iPhone.

iminitech: The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. #InstantFollowBack

4m198: Photo: sugarfreeattraction: http://tumblr.com/x8t2oyfydd

VintageMisery_: My mum would disown me lol

AM1300KSET: Missed the first two hours of In The House with James and Julie? Well never fear the Third hour is here, tune in... http://fb.me/ADSu4l4J

MicheleGoh: RT @DDERINAMS: he's just an ordinary guy, but he's got my heart ;)

GoberBelieber: @justinbieber can you make today is my lucky day?? thank you so much if you can =) #23 (follow me back??)

PhelpsTranpnm: Cherish what you got 'cus there's always someone waiting to take the spot.

PurpleSquidCopy: @daminicustard TNG is my favourite by a mile.

hidingout2: @mitzchi it is - thank you! You??

teresalabarbera: @DaveCarusoPlv where is that?

livepdq: The LIVEpdq Daily is out! http://bit.ly/eWC4kt ▸ Top stories today via @nowtwitting @znno @davietechman

Zebedii: @greenlndmelting they're there! You really have to zoom in though.. If I can perfect my stalker skills, i'll try and get a better picture

NovalB2sty: What are you talking about ? RT @B2stGK: 저희를 도와주신 모두에게 정말 감사드립니다^ ^ 뷰티 짱!!~~ㅎ

ItsCush7: My hearts' been broke for a while, urs been the one keepin me alive

_Alba_Rose_: So my Mom was complaining About how I'm never home all Morning

sarahhlokk: Things that make me miserable more when I'm sick: heckling of my apparel.

methanatha: RT @ihatequotes: If you keep focusing on your problems instead of solution, all you see is only your problems that are getting worse. #ihatequotes

naufalanwa: @helenaaugustin why are you telling me that you're gonna thread your eyebrows -_- anyways, got my text right?

LokeshGosain: Can ne1 plz tell me when we need some1 he/she is not with us but when we don't need he/she are with us............... :-( :-(

Niicc93: Allow, why is student finance longing out my life. Putting me on hold like I've not got things to do

Staceyyy_F: @yourbetrayal66 lol its proper pissing it down here, ive got my driving lesson at 1 & i abs hate driving in the rain! :| lol x

TheProfitShare: Google has just changed Gmail. Read this now to understand what this means for you as a list builder? http://bit.ly/GmailChanges

cooperativewand: Nerdy Necklace Is Really a Multitool - Wired News http://bit.ly/jwK1FF

Roaringvolcano: RT Hamid al-Mutlak: We agree with European initiative and disagree with relocation of Camp Ashraf insid... http://is.gd/CbJdRU #fail #fb

iSupportJaBiebs: RT @BieberAsiaArmy: Teacher: What will you become when you're older? Me: Mrs. Bieber sir! *Teacher rolls eyes and laughs* Me: NEVER SAY NEVER SIR! ;)

ShawnTCY: @DW_Lionx3 how to see ?! I dunno his account at where liao . Dunno is change name , block me or unfollow me .

ElliottDrury: @mapoflaurashead What the hell are erector muscles? :P

letshopeitsjenn: RT @adrianaaliberti: Just because i won't let you see my phone.. doesn't mean i'm hiding anything.

nyliberal44: Women deserve equal pay & should feel comfortable ensuring they get what they are worth. But, some have an incorrect view of their value.

_DeniseMonet: RT @iThinkThatWay: I want to REFRESH my mind, DELETE all my problems, UNDO all my mistakes, and SAVE the happy moments.

harshit_singhal: Oh Man...Twitter is addictive !

sayacath: @TimidRockstar oh I see thanks!! Is that so. We are very very important friends!! ;D

FionaWokas: RT @sidmohede: What sparks the light inside of u? We are meant to shine in our own unique way for the world. Don't let go of ur passion!

x_BreatheMyLove: . . Watch @x_dreamingBIG say sum'n bout my shirt !

PhenomenalRelle: @cthagod said that Stedman is a worse speaker the Derrick Rose and Waka Flocka lol

cassi3lla: #akt5aith #yuchunwinbaeksang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyPSKGAxqZ8 >> my girlfriend composed by @6002theMicky

LoveMaddie_: I know what tattoo I want. My decision is final ;)

DrunkmanC: My nephew is just plain stupid...He wanna get his ass thrown out...Well you get whatchu ask for...

mirauti: RT @hakiiam: RT @diondym: Tomorrow is a last day I study at eleven social first :(

DanaDreamBig: @FayFayO3 weeeeeeeh what's going on!? Don't worry my love I know you got yourself together real quick! #yougotthis

drillhannah: @AlexWassabi G'morning Alex! What's your latest wassabi vid? Haven't been to your channel recently -_-

CjRicafort: Support my story and vote: ....... - Chapter 1 - Flashback #Wattpad http://tinyurl.com/3lf6u29

DaniiMontalvan: It would be so fine to see your face at my door and it doesn't help to know you're so far away.

ladybreal: What's up Tweeps! What's everybody doing for the holiday weekend? Beach or BBQ? Or both! Can't wait! Happy Thursday!!!

Lillgerdan: @iam40thatsgreat It is Andrea! You can see some blood coming up from the pudding? That the way it shall be! LOL

justhy2000: omo!!! #akt5aith is on 4th place in World Trend...nooooooooooooo!! #akt5aith #akt5aith #akt5aith #akt5aith #akt5aith #akt5aith #akt5aith

monicalisa594: @blearichell Hey doll! Please check out my YouTube channel and SUB if you like it http://t.co/JivYTbb

NaomiRaps: pacin up all our old stuff.. my heart is beaking </3 i a going tomis you soooo much... l love you <3

RadhaaNariinee: Omfg whyd you do it maaan ! I waas happy about it yesterdaay theen when i woke up im likee. Fuuuuck ! D; Maan what did i do so wrong ?!

sof_grant: Fell asleep in front of the tv just now, and the dogs all did the same -on me! Woke up with 3 dogs on me enjoying a little bit of my blanket

Support4Success: @fodderharrogate How do you cope? I would be so distracted..... in fact I'm now thinking what can I have for lunch mmmmmmmmmm

Karlnova: "I try to make music that will turn lives around, I guess I make circular music" - From my cheeky mind ;) http://tumblr.com/xys2oyfy9y

andysibbett: @PunkHammer Awww Punky!! You prove worthy of a place in my favourite 5 people on Twit - As mentioned yesterday... Cheers

Selena_iDance: @Dopee_kidd is GOING to sign my yearbook TODAY if she wont do it while she is on earth. then ill get her to do it while she is floating! l0l

romeowill: You wish that you could know what everyone at work is thinking... More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/?sign=3

AutoNanazz: RT @KimKardashian: I watched Beyonce's World Tour on the plane twice! She is so beautiful in way! I just love her & her music! Wish I had seen her show!

cchockolate: Interning here at The Straits Times has made me realise how workaholics journalist are. The newsdesk is a really amazing place. :)

dadawan1: RT @JPBarlow: "The internet is the new frontier, a territory to conquer." - Sarkozy. And I am in Paris to stop him. #eG8 http://bbc.in/lCSvEx

Matt_Huckle: RT @andyjkuk: Q: "what is twitter?" A: "It's like facebook but with the friends you wish had"

bigmoneywebs: 27 Real-Life Small Business Mistakes And What They Learned : The World :: American Express OPEN Forum http://t.co/818iQxV via @OpenForum

Zackrocher: RT @inbritain: make my day by letting me RT your events.......

_itsEllen24: But damn my nails hurt -__-