classickmateria: "Did they send the hot dog to the hospital yet, huh? Put some mustard on him right now..." - Randy Savage was the top heel in 1986 for this.

TheKid965: RT @davidcanter: READ THIS NOW http://bostonherald.com/sports/columnists/view/2011_0524no_fair_market_in_owners_system/ Great stuff by @ronborges

kettlesyard: RT @steveslack: I wanna go see Kettle's Yard in Cambridge: http://wp.me/poJA4-gV

super_telephoto: Panasonic Lumix DMC-GF2 Review: Leaving Too Much to the Touchscreen: wooden doll hybrid (high key) Image by fRand... http://cli.gs/XmJLh

biltawulf: In other exciting news our toilet has been flushing continuously (unaided) since last night.

crazypiggie: In the darkness at bua's home after coco walk

mike_griffin_f1: Not to be left out in all this, Man City player Gareth Barry has got an injunction. Could form a quality team with all these players! LOL!

audylex: Cant wait 2 fall in love in paris...

TchiTchicaa: RT @JoeBudden: "At times u see ppl in ways u shouldn't portray'em .... cuz they aint living up to a title u shouldn't have gave'em."

camargoze: I'm not falling in love with you 'till I get a little more from you babe.

ATTChrisL: @ascheidet Carolyn you worked with last night is not in yet. I am working with a couple of customers and will reach out to you asap.

xx_Fever_xx: @TurntUpTeezy shiid errthing koolie on my end... U still in tha gump

kashisboss: As a Kid,I was struck by lightning,thats y am so electrified

ruann23: RT @darkskin: Honestly, a dead baby though? Who in their right mind takes a body out the casket to take a group photo with it? http://twitpic.com/51nts6

yon_quine_: RT @DisturbedBaird: Something in the way. Something always in the way.

JBiebDoriangeli: @JustinBieber Your the reason why I believe in myself Thanks for everything :) Te amo!! Follow me please! :DD 37

deeper1975: RT @BudsMacLachlan: Kassem Mosse delivers goodness in this mix from back in 2010 - http://bit.ly/jggc2b

HildaChester: RT @OldHossRadbourn: Nice of "Tiger" Woods to request media silence in exchange for a very large personal tax deduction.

DarkSpy87: RT @reuters: Obama to view tornado zone in Missouri on Sunday http://t.co/rBMz9e1

007singer: @Nerd_fighter I'm not gonna be ready in time :S

MookieeBaae: #Inmiddleschool i use ta hide in thee bathrooms ta skip class . #STANKASSBATHROOMS -__-

thesaiyanGoku: @Android18xx @Android18xx I bet you're but piccolo is deadt remember, he saved me from hell. now he's stuck in there. *thinks* ----

REEtweetMyshxt: then ima get my real license in October

Cheekie_mark: They be signing ANYBODY in the music industry nowadays

idf1980israel: Shavei #Zion named Israel’s best beach in annu... JPost - Sci-Tech http://t.co/IeD7GWK #ISRAEL

thespec: Where's Jon? Track his location along the journey in a groovy GPS service called Glympse. http://glympse.com/AC9-5CE

_BELLigerence: Haha tell repper i said wassup!!! RT @MrSEC92: in mrs. reppers chilln!

passionate14u: In tears :-( my house is destroyed, my kitchen caught on fire...and I dnt knw what to do, but gt a place 2lay :-\ at least

BLACK__BEAUTY__: RT @BeenThatChick: I'm Gonna Stop Getting In My Feelings Behind Him And Other Females. I Know Where I Stand. The Rest Of Them Hoes Are #NonFactors. Goodnight.

Mz_Buggy: okay wen are u leavin cos u knw RT @eddiechiaz: Mz_Buggy im in cu ooo...i wanna come pic u up..ooo..if ur on it...but ur real busy i guess..

ChesterPerforms: just noticed we are very close to 800 followers! will we make it by the end of the week?

PraveezyBabyy: DiCaprio never died in titanic.The end scene of titanic is him going underwater.The beginning scene in inception is him waking up on a beach

stephenkruiser: @MissReneeP I sleep in short bursts. And I'm in the midst of several weeks of vivid, sometimes disturbing, dreams.

ExamineMovies: Review: 'The Hangover Part 2' is dark, hilarious, like 'Bridesmaids' for dudes http://exm.nr/kQCgcD #movies Via @ScottWampler44

coachmoses: @Jeremy781 lol..yea and I still stand by my Dr.J statement too..

Beeeeeeceee: @SimoneAshton when your an African daughter it's very much so written in the terms and conditions xx

IamYASMINEE: RT @sianners_tw: I don't want to feel like I have to like the song because it's The Wanted's, if I'm being brutally honest I wouldn't like it by anyone else.

LGavra: RT @LiveProfile: RT LiveProfile update for BlackBerry and iPhone now available (Android in a few hours) See blog for more: http://ow.ly/51pdQ

its_SlimmyJimmy: RT @Qwenette_: iaint say iloveyu in so long #randomthought

buzzzbizzz: Joplin, Missouri Tornado Single Deadliest In U.S. Since 1950 (VIDEO): JOPLIN, Mo. (AP) -- A torn... http://huff.to/jB0jXg #Buzzz n #Huff

dklaolovesyou: @ilovejultodawg what if you don't watch they don't teach that in school~~ lol

queryeverything: RT @OrganicGuru2011One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything. Georg C...

PROMO_BLAST: CHECK OUT @730BADSHREK IN THE "GET BUSY" VIDEO SHOOT by @WHOISJAYSUN FT FREEKEY N JIM JONES!! http://dlvr.it/Jqbjj

_McBANGGG: So he'll get put in it :)

NCInternet: RT @BemidjiCI: Region 2 Arts Council Blank Canvas Gallery in Park Rapids Offers a Watercolor Workshop Blank Canvas Gallery and Educat http://bit.ly/iXZHJj

shofieshohifa: RT @Phobia_Facts: Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway.

jennablon1: @DavidSpade they were distracted by perv in van parked by your house with candy...

JUNIORLAILAIzx: is bromance coming in again?

dp_costa: Photo: Checking in on #eyeem http://eyeem.com/uc/170137

_hotchocolatee: Da heights used to b fun as shyt back in da day smh I miss my hood

LJGillustration: RT @versus_sw: All votes in! Just need to add my own and we'll have this years 13!

foxnewsradio: #CaseyAnthony trial back in session. @FoxEbenBrown in Orlando.

merlotmahogni: CHECK OUT @730BADSHREK IN THE "GET BUSY" VIDEO SHOOT by @WHOISJAYSUN FT FREEKEY N JIM JONES!! http://dlvr.it/Jqbjg

tweetjeremiah: RT @DaeLee: RT @battleaxe5120: Woke up to see my dude @Tedashii in the Top 10 for all albums on iTunes.. LETS GET HIM TO #1! <---#RCMGApproved RETWEET!

RegioFora_US: SW Arkansas mayor changes mind about resignation: The mayor of a small town in southwest Ark... http://bit.ly/mFpFAj #Arkansas #News #US

TheAngelaBryan: -- Please "like" my Actress page on FB (I'm in a contest to see who can get the most "likes") You will see Pho…http://www.amadaegan.com/

MS_STEELERS_84: RT @lilduval My motto in a relationship is: u take care of me and I'll take care of us

randyarcher: Good tips! -> RT @WadeOnTweets: 4 simple tips to greatly improve iPhone battery life, by @Pogue: http://ow.ly/515EI

Firetime99: Noo lol not by meRT @Heath_Cobain: @Firetime99. By you??? Lol

lisiepeasie: @automathic @thedak @mizhalle but still in the east! :D

cynthiaSEL: RT @bigfeetmktg: The results you achieve will be in direct proportion to the effort you apply. -Denis Waitley

HeartlessDyva: "@Allen_YaMouth: @HeartlessDyva u in a bathing suit...I'm down. Lets me call ya lil brutha deej n see what that fool tlkin bout" <== Lol!!

nurrahmansyifa: logika,trigono,dimensi3. pleased to be stretched in my brain :) n,n

sandycoggins: “@BishopNeilEllis: By the time we get to our "Right Now", God has already reached His "Already Done".”

inCAMnito: I'm physically present in class but my mind is clearly somewhere else.

animationnewsn: Manga Artist est em Starts Golondrina Bullfighting Manga: New series by Age Called Blue/Red Blinds the Foolish c... http://bit.ly/kLunok

omgpaulthompson: @Katieemeatsix Yeahh :P same :/ I hope i got an A in the acting side though to make life easier!

lalla_cliqcloq: Please shotout-in @INDloveJDB dong min :-) itu acc baru, lagi butuh bgt followers. Thx before :)

rachmcguinessTW: RT @ParkersBum_: THE VIDEO FOR GLAD YOU CAME IS BEING FILMED IN IBIZA??? is that true?

buzzzbizzz: Denver Broncos Are Not In A Rush To Trade Kyle Orton: The Denver Broncos appear to see a lot of ... http://huff.to/lGDj8D #Buzzz n #Huff

Blevicraz: Sitting in my little green chair in the therapist's office

baileyflores: Done with cheer now school pysicals in a few then concert tonight

RebelWallyWorld: Damn right! RT @ITchYPALMSHAWTY: we got to go in that thang gone off dem bars @RebelWallyWorld friday lol

BemidjiCI: Region 2 Arts Council Blank Canvas Gallery in Park Rapids Offers a Watercolor Workshop Blank Canvas Gallery and Educat http://bit.ly/iXZHJj

laberlyn: I think it's safe to say I won't be making friends with people in my classes

larettcollier: Woke up to hear on tv "I'll be swept away by a tornado later today" nap time!

GeorginaJohanna: RT @Gabynatalie: Give thanks. Thanks GOD for everything that happened in my life. I know your plan is perfect for my life (˘ʃƪ˘)

allinlabs: @noelFB @chevyRay It seems that the FlashPunk website has some problems right now. It redirect to wp-admin/install.php :/

lilmisscockie: you bring out the good traits in me, and erase the bad.. #thatone

delightyoga: RT @YI_Mag: When you are hungry, you never chew Bible. You need food. Do not seek right thing in wrong place, you won't find it. ~Panditji

wardahbooks: New in stock: 'Meetings With Remarkable Muslims' This work is a collection of travel writing celebrating... http://fb.me/SGDM1ALW

jsmith189: Don't be mad coz I punched you in the throat.

treeserver: RT @reuters: Obama to view tornado zone in Missouri on Sunday http://t.co/rBMz9e1

RegioFora_US: Baseball: Arkansas Ace Will Rest SEC Tourney Opener: By Robbie Neiswanger Arkansas News Bure... http://bit.ly/j4mWQt #Arkansas #News #US

Theroboticswag: Angry birds will peck you in the eye.

RichardQuiner: "As a man thinks in his heart, so is he"

StoryOf__MyLife: I hope I have a good math teacher in college.. Thats my subject, but i absolutely hate wen i dont understand somethin...

A1R_RUN: @AssasinatorDrew nothing just laying in bed chillin u?

sigment: NEW:: Raw Video: On the Ground in Libya During Protest http://bit.ly/iRMw49

Lambo4Sale: RT @memphisnews NEWS: Memphis ranked the seventh most dangerous city in the country for pedestrians http://bit.ly/jQULX

ForexEhni: Bill Poulos is another veteran Forex trader and Forex educator who is highly respected by the Forex community http://www.forexehni.tk/

buzzzbizzz: Lenin's Jewish Roots Displayed In Moscow Museum: MOSCOW -- For the first time ever, ordinary Rus... http://huff.to/l5MMRY #Buzzz n #Huff

x_envyMYtweets: i'm not really feeling this quiz in englishhhhh :/