aLyssa__B: @rustyrockets Every man should know how to read sentences with no spaces between them.

top_tw_family: RT @ABC4Kids_Aus: Got a 2-5yr old? Join a study to help ABC improve its digital products for little'uns http://bit.ly/iJ8f0j

detriceisabel: this is REALLY going to tell my age...

Nurse_Brit_RN: Everytime I eat, i want my food to go straight to my ass

mariahBRIANNE: im not ina mood to do so

agustinalte: I favorited a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/LefQdEMJP1I?a Pitbull - Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor)

Adolwulf: Deleting this stuff. I don't have enough time and nobody talks to me anyway. 2197899678 is my # and adolwulf@yahoo.com is my messenger.

amir_josiah: @pack_staycoolin that was nice n yes I belong to him but he getting to big

callmeconyers: @strongcd she said she came across my name and she jus wanted to call and say hello lol..ima pull her when I get back lmao

xmobile_phones: Tech Buzz: Root Samsung Galaxy S II On Android 2.3.3 [How To Tutorial] http://t.co/wEGijxa via @techdingdotcom #52

oxdariaxo: i ready to just run outside and stand in the rain.

perksbj: 5 Creative Ideas To Dry Laundry Inside | Shelterness http://t.co/KC0T0fj via @pinterest

mack_mizzle15: whaaaaaaat my favorite cousin @MurdaaMylo on twittaaaaaa?!? S/O to herrrrrr <333

LightFrost: I haven't listened to this song in a while, and I don't like it that much. So I shall delete it. Exciting night, right? Right!

IAmJJasmine: Watching abdc :))) so glad iconic boys made it to the finale :))

JessEtheridge: @kirsty_johnston I think you're allowed a handbag and a carry on bag? Are you able to ring & check? :S

darkechoes6: What Game Do You Want to See at E3? (Poll) http://t.co/ntpW5ll via @technobuffalo #TechnoBuffalo

_ColorMeHOEEEEE: RT @3azy3: cant wait to the memorial picnic

hottamale32: "@ImChris116: @hottamale32 LOL! WHat you know about Pony High Tops??">> Just bought a pair ;))! U be lovin to hate Lebum tho lol!!!!

RaptCreative: Think less, accomplish more: http://bit.ly/ltBxIb

TheSpace_Kadet: @JessicaDEllis *gasps* well how about you get to deleting and listening to those voicemails befo your phone gives up the ghost. Lol

SydniAdore: @BriBabeeBee lmao. You HAVE to tell us how it is.. We need notes! lmfao.

CindyAlma418: @EdgeNatalie If you really want to learn guitar you can http://bit.ly/playguitarlikepro

southernphenomC: Her parents said something about her going to the club. In Boaz?? And if she heads to Gadsden to go to 231 she might get her eye took out

XL_Hays: @zach_conrad @Matt_Rose92 whattt gotta rebound from that, im down to roll if im not working

ericbieller: @driklyn "It is really easy to customize your UITableViews" - Sounds custom to me.. not standard..

kayleejbieber: RT @iBieberVuitton: #Imagine Justin: your the only thing that i got right now *u started to cry* Justin: stop crying babe *wipes your tears &kissed you softly*♥

meghanleighhall: after 3 days of finals, stress, emotional instability, and constant studying, i've never been so happy to sleep in the next day.

HimEyeAm: @LexX_Appeal To Bring Something

ABCDEFGHirisJ: I think Boozer was trying to show him what a real foul felt like.

closestin_pr: @kcantani Check out what Hitler wants to tell you, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-XMbu4STWg it's so funny :D

trifecca: @shesLBoogie @dopaliciousdoJo *Points at DoJo to turnback Jeepers Creepers style*

princezzsmarty: @iDripSkittles yes!! I need some company while up here until i go dwn bck to georgia with yall;) #DontWannaGoHome

theiois: #republican how do you vote for your party when it wants to destroy medicare before taking away corporate subsidies #politics #USA

mynameisalisa: @YMCbuzz I tweeted a cute as a button moment earlier today. Walked in my daughters class to see her doing a dance to @JLo. #YMCButtons

LeGrandMan: I was just about to ask her how Hangover 2 was haha

hiphopchick10: I just took "Justin Bieber has always been you bestfriend..." and got: Part 8: The beginning of a fun night :)! Try it: http://bit.ly/jjz11m

InternMulan: Powwww, powww to one person...or we can break necks. RT @ChelleLeeChelle: U ready? Lets go get em

ChemayneNINI: Can't wait to dye my hair again , its time for a change.

showoff23: I would be ready to fight after that foul.. That's why I play football tho I would come back next play and blast him lol

cp_thecameraman: What is the score to the heat bulls game?

Brina_TooCold: Alright does mout airy have to have a storm EVERYDAY

DavidDominianni: Figured it out...apparently, someone changed my default bitrate in Audition 1.5 to 64kbps. No wonder it sounded terrible!

misznene_who: gasp*** MY BBY IS TURNIN TWO=[

MilesEckert: Although that was a pansy ass elbow. You never want to see anyone get hurt, even LeBron.

nadia_mtmagency: @lilredheadshwty memphis for the weekend . But I'm doin a photo shoot while I'm down there , so I have alot to pack . :(

kepumkumnkeebo: I think I'm abt to hit the sheets!!

peck214: just reached level 35 on Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://bit.ly/originalgz #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

emilliee07: It took me until my senior year to realize how much i loved to sing.. Now its almost over.

Farrrahh: A woman brought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect her. -Tupac

Captin_Splash: RT @_TravChill: Damn I Wanted Bron To Be Hurt !

Brixox94: @justinbieber RT if you love your fans and are glad to have them support you through everything(: #proudofkidrauhl

heatherineasia: RT @sgelection: Sgpolitics.net: PAP MPs are so used to a biased press, they can’t stand a free one http://ow.ly/1td99F

angefreakk: @missayejay101 they did! thats the one group i would want to be in!

TweetingYoBitch: .. i want you on top [start off] I want you to find yo favorite spot !

Holymacaroni13: RT @Graham_Phillips: @MrJasonRBrown "the hitchhiker's guide to appleton, indiana" #lessinterestingbooks

EmmziBeadles22: @Pookie4921 hope u have fun in #georgia hate tht i wont get to c u tom. Loves ya txt me 2!

ImaFuller: My phone is conspiring against me. Weird, random things have been happening to it this week. Texts not coming in until hours later...

Branden_mac420: Phones been super slow all day can't wait for this contract to be up so I can get that iphone

Ms_Keisha: RT @rmalveaux: Made it to tennesee. Extra long trip.~wish I coulda made it :( hug my fav ppl there 4 me pls

hector_blazed: @JennyCuhh Ahahaha that shiit was funny, you lagged it when your lil baby mario tried to jump! #fail #Lmao

BieberShawty295: I just took "Justin got you pregnet...you were gonna tell him until you found out he ch..." and got: The truth! Try it: http://bit.ly/luZd3m

starinthewings: Oh my goodness I'm suddenly longing for my Nancy Drew RP days...WHAT HAPPENED TO LOU, AND MARY, AND CORINE, AND MEL, AND IZZY, AND EVERYONE?

DjBedtime: @deejayLunchBox Single Thurs??? What happened to girl?

JessIsMoi: @ElenaDamonForev LMAO. D: Well not just SEEING you, I mean, if you said something to them.. D: At least they don't immediately think

NONViOLENT_CODY: Gabrielle Union Muss Ain't Give Wade No COOCH LAST NiGHT!!!!! SMH CUZ HE NOT PLAYiNG UP TO D3's StAture

ItsJazzyThug: RT @Beezy2Tymes I think ima try using this block thing on my phone before I pay dat 15 to change my number

Imaginesingz: Thank you to everyone who supports me.

NickY_Frsh2Def: @dimplesfordays you wish!....I gave you 1,001 chances to shoot before you actually made a shot.

GibbsGirl1811: @Nytewynd18 yeah might head to the ol bathhouse ;) u guys be safe too!

ShadyShenanigan: RT @BearsEatBeets69: @Oprah is over? who will tell me who to be and how to think and what my poop should look like?

sportsJC16: @EthanJSkolnick might be time to send a forearm or low bridge to Boozer to cut out this crap before it gets out of hand.

nicoleeeex0: Bum day tomorrow, too tired to try anymore this week and it's friday so who cares!

Chey_Maritza: RT @FingerStinger: Ready to fly, ready to die, whichever comes first...

jaejoonko: so, i accidentally scanned a six pack a total of 17 times today. most sensitive scanner EVER wtf ;A; never want to be on that register again

nickpearce2: @jrobinson3243 high school is having a food fight..so we need to step it up dude..haha

the_Original_mf: RT @iBriaTheBoss_: I be wanting to treat my mom BUT I like living more than anything.

MYNIGGADIEGO: RT @ispeakswag: Twitter is like a fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.

B_uiLtToLast: I'm 26, I ain't takin my ass to a 'hot spot' for MD with all these drunk and messy ppl. Lol

KissMyDimplesss: they might take this one but a fool if they think they going to the finals

Harajuku_Ken92: i hate when i have like 900 songs i cant find 1 to listen to -______-

VioletBrittany: @jermtheworm_ me too. I'm moving to a new home hopefully, school.

tanianew: Right now I feel she belongs to me - woaaaaa

sabrina_gao: RT @WomenOfHistory: When I let go of what's not meant to be, I clear a path for good stuff to find me!

The_BORG: RT @CollinsBat I might have to drop FourSquare if this is how they are going to be. RT @the_borg Denied by Foursquare http://bit.ly/m7MuHU

Tiska_Tri: ‎​•-̶̶•̸Ϟ•̸Thank You•̸Ϟ•̸-̶̶•-̶ for @WRPdiet. Berkurang 2 kilo nih stlh minum WRP diet to go scr rutin.. :)

iSpeakGeak: LEBRON need to go sit his ass down somewhere

YGTyga: Yes be forgiven, but don't allow a person to continue disrespecting, mistreating, abusing and walking over you! EXIT!